Morofushi Hiromitsu is used to it.
Other people are often happy and unhappy all of a sudden, so maybe there's something wrong with them, but Ichijō Mirai...
Normal.
It's certainly not Morofushi Hiromitsu's fault, but Ichijō Mirai's situation is reasonable, understandable, and justifiable.
He is a twin.
Between twins, there is a more or less unspoken agreement that when one of them has an emotional upheaval, whether it be in close proximity or on opposite sides of the world, knowingly or unknowingly, the other is likely to have an emotional upheaval like a tide pulled by the moon.
If the emotions of other non-binary humans are complete circles, then Ichijō Mirai's emotions are a piece of the circle taken away by the twin, so isn't it normal for him to be inexplicably happy and inexplicably unhappy at times?
To summarize: Ichijō Mirai is not the one at fault, it's 'Satan', the one who is so evil and shameless and cruel and cold and bloody that he has committed countless crimes, not only the black spot on the sun but also the one who often affects the sun.
It was still nighttime, not long after the arrest of Moroichi, and Ichijō Mirai was still on the bustling streets, where the crowds were so dense that he had to brush his shoulders against people from time to time.
When he heard Morofushi Hiromitsu's words, which he had already mastered after too many times and said with his hands up in surrender, he glanced over and locked his hatred on the target: "Oh, the one who thinks too much".
Although it was under the influence of the business card prop...
But Morofushi Hiromitsu was just thinking nonsense!
The great, kind, forgiving, and unforgiving Savior-sama decided to be unreasonably angry, and walked through the crowd, glancing sideways at Morofushi Hiromitsu for a few seconds, ignoring the innocent passersby that passed between them from time to time, and slowly organizing his words, "You-"
Almost as soon as Ichijō Mirai spoke, Morofushi Hiromitsu raised his hand again, "Wait."
He raised his eyebrows and laughed helplessly, "I didn't say anything, did I? I just said please let me die with a clear understanding."
Adding, "I was joking, I didn't want to die."
"Please, don't take it out on me, okay?"
Ichijō Mirai: "..."
Prejudged.
He thought for a moment and changed his reason for the attack, "Why do you act like I'm being unreasonable?"
Aren't you?
Well, there's no need for a question, so Ichijō Mirai shifted his gaze and immediately changed the reason for his offense to, "Why do you look like you've got no temper and can be pinched like a bread?"
Pineapple buns, with filling, look fluffy, soft, and flavorful, but in fact, if you're not familiar with them, you'll get a faceful of butter.
Another bread, filling and white filling, as if he is 100% soft and good, but in fact, only those who know him well know that white filling is also filling, this guy is not unconditional tolerance will not resist the good old man.
"Well," Morofushi Hiromitsu pondered for a few seconds, "I guess you're just too aggressive."
The dessert store didn't allow customers to reach out and pinch the bread out of the blue, but what could the bread do if the customer was too forceful, so it just threw up its hands in surrender and cooperated, "What's going on?"
He observed Ichijō Mirai's expression and said without moving, "I don't think you're inexplicably happy and inexplicably unhappy, more like there's something I don't know about that's affecting you."
"But, we have been together, according to reason, you see things I can see, you capture the information, I can also capture most of it, there should be nothing that I have not noticed, but also affect you,"
"And that hostage incident before, you were clearly eating ramen noodles one second, and the next second you..."
"Isn't it..."
Satan is influencing you?
Ichijō Mirai's good traits are the result of his innate goodness, and his bad traits are the result of 'Satan's' influence.
Subtly realizing this thought, Morofushi Hiromitsu fell silent.
Silence because of his conscience.
Other people might be able to distinguish between good and bad traits, but Ichijō Mirai is clearly the kind of person who is a blend of good and bad that people love to hate, and even though he often causes blood pressure to go up, that's often the charming side of him, and to say that all the bad ones are influenced by 'Satan' seems to be a little bit of glorification of 'Satan' and shirking of the blame. ...
Ichijō Mirai has no conscience, but instead of being subtly silent, he thinks for a few seconds and replies to the fact: "There is indeed a reason why I'm upset right now."
And added, "With 'upset' to describe perhaps a little inaccurate, the accurate description should be-"
When you've just finished roughing out a file, and before you can perfect it and play it a second time more perfectly, you get locked out.jpg
This file also materializes in reality as a horror movie.jpg
Becoming a non-nominal but real leader and having to drag a family to raise a large family of waste is a horror movie that's fine, it's not as if they've never dragged a family to the FBI before, and Ichijō Mirai will probably just put up with it for a while after digesting it all by himself.
But: "But what you just said is very good. I have a question for you. If you were teased by a bad guy when you were a kid... not a scary teasing, just shooting, racing, pretending to give toys but not giving them, etc. It should not be serious, but you will have a little nightmare at night... er, okay, it's a bit serious. Then when you grow up and see that bad guy again, you-"
Ichijō Mirai thought, and then thought again, referring to past experiences with the FBI, "What would you do besides arresting him on the spot and firing a warning shot or something like that?"
Suzuki Sonoko wasn't the police or the FBI, so she probably wouldn't raise a warning shot, but she couldn't help but want to kill someone...
"Ahem," Ichijō Mirai inquired, "how much do you hate him?"
No, I don't hate him so much that I can't stop myself from wanting to kill him, right?
Not to the point where you can't even look at him without getting annoyed?
That's why he didn't hesitate to try to read [Police Academy Newcomer] after facing Gin, then tried to read [Organization Newcomer] after failing, then went out to drink a glass of water after failing, and decided that it was better not to face the abyss and go to the guillotine, but to try to save himself first!
He fell silent, and Morofushi Hiromitsu fell even more silent.
There was a loud hum of human talk in the bustling streets, but Morofushi Hiromitsu seemed to hear nothing, still walking, blinking slowly only to dispel the wonder when someone walked through the gap between himself and Ichijō Mirai, "..."
They were silent.
Silence after silence, Ichijō Mirai looked suspiciously at Morofushi Hiromitsu, "What's the matter, it shouldn't take too long to realize that I'm your enemy, should it? You're supposed to be so experienced that you can figure out an imaginary reaction without thinking, right?"
"..." Morofushi Hiromitsu said slowly, "That, please wait,"
"You're, uh, thinking hard," he said almost word for word, biting down on his pronunciation with great difficulty, barely able to speak, "what if you're hated?"
Is it really possible for Ichijō Mirai to ask such a question?
Ichijō Mirai, really?
Shouldn't a guy like that, who's always flirting with cats and dogs 24 hours a day, causing other people's blood pressure to go up and down at all hours of the day and night, be the best at dealing with 'what to do if you're hated'?
"Still a girl?"
Even though Ichijō Mirai was un-Ichijō Mirai to join the sorority, even though Ichijō Mirai seemed to be out of sorts lately, and had clearly strained his ears to listen attentively to Date Wataru's conversation on the topic of girlfriends, Ichijō Mirai, Ichijō Mirai, how he...
Morofushi Hiromitsu's cpu is fried.
"Yes," Ichijō Mirai asked with a straight face, as if he was born to fall in love and anyone who saw him thought he was, "Why, do you have a problem with that?"
Morofushi Hiromitsu: "..."
It's not a matter of opinion, it's a matter of horror movie or psychic movie, right?
'A guy like Ichijō Mirai not only has a girl he likes, but also struggles with how to please her' is only a little bit less creepy than 'being bored while combing his hair in the middle of the night and losing a fistfight with himself in the mirror', isn't it?
And: "Wait, wait!"
Morofushi Hiromitsu was still processing the information slowly. "What did you just say? 'If you were teased by a bad guy when you were a child', 'shooting, racing',
It seems familiar. I'm not sure. Let's see.
It does look familiar.
He said slowly, "You're not talking about..."
"The hostage case?!"
Morofushi Hiromitsu's mind went blank when he asked the shocking question, he lost his words for a moment, and watched as Ichijō Mirai quietly shifted his gaze from the figure of a passerby, and then stared back with a straight face, "Yes, what's wrong?"
Morofushi Hiromitsu: "..."
But how old is that hostage girl? Ten years old at most!
She's still a child!
He looked at Ichijō Mirai in shock and confusion, and found that this guy started to look at the sky and the ground and talk nonsense, "Let me make it clear in advance that I fell in love with her after a long time, not because of bad habits, forget it, you have a lot of ideas, whatever you think is fine, quickly tell me what you have guessed to give me a shot of prevention, if you have experience, you can also give me advice, don't worry, don't worry about the conscience problem, I will forget you in a moment, so that you can lose the memory of losing your conscience peacefully, and comfortably 'You woke up, the operation was successful!'"
"Speak up."
Morofushi Hiromitsu: "..."
Ichijō Mirai whistles, going to look at the street tiles, "Say it!"
Morofushi Hiromitsu continues: "..."
"Are you sure you're not playing a trick on me?" He inquired slowly, like a ghost who realizes he's long dead after being questioned about how his head fell off, "You-"
He ran through Ichijō Mirai's gibberish, only to find it unthinkable, "You don't have a crush on that hostage lady yet, but you plan to?"
The previous file that had completed the mission could not be read, but the new file could still be read, Ichijō Mirai nodded without hesitation, "Uh-huh, yes."
Morofushi Hiromitsu again: "..."
Literally, Ichijō Mirai sounded like he was saying, 'I'm going to do the laundry tomorrow, and I'm going to do all three uniforms, so I need to plan it out,' and 'I'm going to make a three-course meal for a guest today, so I'm going to prepare a chicken wing, a steak, a pork chop, and a vegetable'.
Liking is never something you can plan for, and you can't form a sentence like 'I plan to like xx'.
There's something wrong with someone who can say that.
But then again, this is Ichijō Mirai...
If he's influenced by 'Satan', then it's reasonable to think that he's not normal. Wait. Influenced by 'Satan'?
Like, you can't use 'intend' as a word, but if it's a Twin...
What Ichijō Mirai meant by 'intend to like' is: 'Satan' has fallen in love with her, and since we're inseparable twins, there's no way I can't fall in love with her, too?
Then there's a reason for his sudden displeasure.
Maybe he's upset that one of the Twins has taken the liberty of having a favorite, or he's upset that he's still being hated because the other one has gone ahead and made friendly contact with the woman he likes, or so on and so forth!
Morofushi Hiromitsu asked himself: "Did you just accept that the Twins would fall in love with a person"?
It's ridiculous, but because it's so ridiculous, it's believable!
In the midst of his thoughts, Morofushi Hiromitsu thought of something, and he quickly reached out and pressed down on Ichijō Mirai's shoulder, inquiring gruffly, "Wait a minute... that..."
"...I'm holding you down now, can he, can he feel it?"
'He' means 'Satan'.
Ichijō Mirai is still patiently waiting for the Master-at-Arms to instruct him.
He thought that Morofushi Hiromitsu had the appearance of being a nice person, that he should be well-liked, that he had experience in how to get along with girls, and that his personal imagination was quite rich, and that he should be able to visualize and figure out how much Suzuki Sonoko would hate him according to his own requirements.
However, he didn't quite understand how Morofushi Hiromitsu's topic could jump so quickly, and pondered for a few seconds before nodding uncertainly, "Yes?"
After all, 'Ichijō Mirai' and Ichijō Mirai are the same person.
Morofushi Hiromitsu: "..."
If they share the same sense of touch, then it's no wonder that Ichijō Mirai is inexplicably happy and inexplicably unhappy from time to time, and it's no wonder that it's natural to think that the Twins have to fall in love with someone.
It's: "So, if I hold your hand now, can he feel it?"
If he can, then...
Ichijō Mirai thinks again, and nods, "Yes."
He realized that Morofushi Hiromitsu's gaze had suddenly begun to avert, and his expression was so subtle and complex that he couldn't quite decipher it, "...What are you thinking again?"
It's good to have a rich imagination, but Morofushi Hiromitsu's imagination seems to be too rich.
"Ah, that," Morofushi Hiromitsu tried his best to collect his thoughts, and spoke in a weak voice, "I wasn't thinking anything."
His eyes wandered around, and then fixed on the front, urgently changing the topic, "Hey, Matsuda?"
Not far ahead, under a streetlight, a young man was half-squatting on the side of the road, his head was lowered, revealing only his curly black hair, and he was pressing his cell phone with such force that his curly hair was shaking slightly, looking a bit angry.
As Morofushi Hiromitsu urgently changed the subject and Ichijō Mirai looked over at the sound of his voice, he looked up as if he was aware of it, and just happened to meet Ichijō Mirai's eyes, which then lit up almost as green as a cat in the night.
"Ku! Jō! Mi! Rai!"
"Morofushi Hiromitsu!"
"You two!"
Matsuda Jinpei dialed a phone and jumped up, "Acting alone, huh?!"
"Got a secret, huh?!"
"You're deliberately leaving us behind, aren't you?!"
He quickly shook the other partners, angry to settle the score, "If you have the ability to do not run!"
Morofushi Hiromitsu, who was just saying 'you and I are the best in the world', raised his hands in surrender and betrayed the great Savior without hesitation, "Report, Matsuda-san, I've reported that dear Savior-san is hiding something from us."
"Something big."