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Chapter 89 - WHY SO SERIOUS!!!!!

Theo searched the outskirts of Gotham and found an abandoned warehouse. Finding one wasn't an issue, as Gotham's docks were full of empty warehouses. After locating one, he set up a PC and placed it there. In the center of the warehouse, Theo placed a bed with a camera positioned directly across from it. 

Then, Theo wrote a software program granting him access to all TV channels across America without raising suspicion.

(As a god, Theo retained his memories, and although his powers were sealed, his mind palace was intact, allowing him to access knowledge easily—so writing the code was not difficult.)

Soon after, Theo appeared at a scrapyard, picked up a screwdriver, and started recalling from his mind palace how to build a portal gun (similar to Rick and Morty). He gathered the odd materials, followed the instructions, and successfully constructed it. After firing up the portal gun, Theo reappeared in the warehouse, shot it again to the side, reached in, and pulled out a person—the Joker. Theo had caught him while he was asleep, and the Joker was startled, having no idea what had just happened.

 Joker's POV:

As usual, I was contemplating how I could commit more crimes. Today's drug trade is satisfying; running an organization isn't easy, and money is always needed. Crime isn't as simple as it used to be. Still, these things don't fully satisfy me. Facing off against the Bat again would be fun, especially with the new Batgirl at his side. Playing with her could be enjoyable, and you might even get a good laugh. Ooh, just thinking about the Bat makes me feel great. With those thoughts, I decided to sleep. I had just rescued Harley from Arkham, and we had some fun.

After the... fun, I decided to have a smoke, but something strange appeared before me. A hand reached through and grabbed me. I tried to resist, but it was futile. The hand pulled me through, and there I was, face-to-face with the guy who killed several of my men. I knew him—he was on my kill list. My sources said he was in prison, and I knew when he got out.

Joker: "You must be Tatsuya. Oh, poor boy, prison must've been rough for you. Survival of the fittest in there, huh? So, why'd you kidnap me?"

Theo didn't say anything and punched him.

Joker: "Why so serious, man?!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Theo's POV:

The Joker was laughing maniacally in front of me. It took all my self-control not to kill him right there. But I had something worse than death planned for him. Theo then took out a device he made with the scraps he got from the junkyard—Azazel's gender-bender gun, capable of changing a man into a woman or vice versa.

The Joker looked at him strangely.

Joker: "Oh, you're one of those mad scientists, huh? Something tells me you're about to do something crazy, but guess who's crazier? HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Theo pulled out a knife and brought it close to Joker's throat. The Joker was tied to a chair and couldn't move. Instead of fear, Joker laughed even harder.

Joker: "You think you can scare me with that? HAHAHA, go ahead!"

Theo didn't respond and stabbed the knife into Joker's leg, sending an electric shock through the blade. Joker convulsed but never stopped laughing. Theo pulled the knife out, and Joker caught his breath.

Joker: "Ah, that hurt! Didn't know you were into hardcore stuff. That's a bit much, even for me."

Theo left the Joker tied to the chair and allowed him to rest a bit, healing his wound. Then, Theo opened a chat with his group.

Theo: "I'm about to start a live broadcast. Just a heads-up—this will be violent. Asta, Kim Gong Ja, I recommend you don't join."

 

[Kim Gong Ja: "That bad? I'm ready. Show me the cruelty of a god."]

 

[Subaru: "I have a bad feeling about this. What's the broadcast about?"]

 

[Theo: "It's about the Joker. That's all you need to know for now."]

 

[Esdeath: "I'd love to see how you torture him."]

 

[Asta: "I've been busy training to be the Wizard King, and the people here aren't exactly helpful. I'd watch, but I'll skip if you're suggesting I shouldn't."]

 

[Keyaru: "Are you going to do what I think you're going to do?"]

[Theo: "Yes."]

[Keyaru: "Fucking psycho."]

[Asta: "+1"]

[Subaru: "+1"]

[Kurapika: "+1"]

[Kim Gong Ja: "+1"]

[Esdeath: "-1, nooooooo."]

[Theo: "Thanks, Esdeath. The rest of you can go screw yourselves. One crazy clown is enough for me. And Subaru, one more word, and I'll isekai the Joker into your universe with magic. Don't test me."]

[Subaru: "Sorry."]

Theo then started a live stream. Everyone watching saw the room Theo was in: a few weapon-like devices, a large bed, and the Joker tied to a chair with his mouth gagged—he had annoyed Theo one too many times.

Theo addressed the AI system: "Skynet, hack into all the platforms I've infiltrated and start the broadcast. Open the stream on Twitter as well."

Meanwhile, in Gotham, Batman woke up. He worked nights and slept in the mornings. Something odd prompted him to turn on the TV, wearing only his robe, and the news flashed a strange message: "The broadcast will begin in 10 minutes. Please do not allow your children to watch."

Back to Theo, who particularly liked this hour since children were in school and couldn't view the stream. But just to be safe, a warning was shown for younger audiences.

Theo strapped the Joker to the bed, and live footage was being streamed on Twitter. Without delay, Theo bound Joker's hands and feet to the bed.

Joker: "I didn't know you were into this kind of thing. So you do like it rough, huh?"

Theo: "I'm not into men. After today, I'm not sure if you'll ever see Harley again."

With a clap, Theo began the broadcast. He bowed his head and addressed the audience:

Theo: "Hello to everyone watching this live broadcast. All of America, and specifically Gotham—what's about to happen is not for children. If you have kids around, send them away from the screen. My name is Tatsuya. I used to be a student at Gotham University, and some of you may recognize me from the Twitter photo with Ravager. I'm not a Gotham native, but I hate senseless chaos, and what I'm about to do is send a message to every crime lord in Gotham. If you don't listen, what happens next could be your fate."

Theo gestured behind him.

Theo: "Yes, that's right, behind me is the Joker. Go to my Twitter account. I'm holding a poll with two options. Option 1: kill the Joker. Option 2: give him a fate worse than death. The choice is yours, America and Gotham. Oh, and by the way, for Superman's fans out there—before I caught him, Joker had planted a nuclear bomb in Metropolis. So keep that in mind while voting."

The nation was shocked. Other countries, too, were bewildered, questioning why America has so many psychopaths.

Then a lot of comments started to come on the live broadcast on Twitter.

Twitter comments

Lolilover69: Man joker is the son of bitch psycho, we all agree, I say let's choose the second one

Bigdickman106: Isn't the first one better?

Lolilover69: yes but the 2nd option is more attractive everyone chooses it

Supermanfan: Guys, what do you think about the metropolis? If what the man said is true, it means the Joker will cause millions of people to die.

Batmanlicker: no way, my friend, it's impossible to make that happen, instead, he should stay in the prison of the madman, the man is crazy, he is out of his mind.

Lolilover69: Man, tell those whose children were raped by the Joker.

U.S.A government: We are doing our best to close this broadcast right now, citizens, security is our priority.

An hour later, the poll results were that 70% voted for the second option—a fate worse than death. Joker stared at Theo, still smiling, but Theo summoned five men, all sent by Keyaru, and they were all... naked.

Theo: "Alright folks, here's the deal. Option two means Joker will be raped by five men for six hours. If he survives, I'll let him go. These men have a huge dick, let's say, 70 cm of dick. Trust me, when they're done, Joker won't be walking out in one piece. Now, let the show begin."

The five men tore Joker's clothes off, and Theo removed his gag. For the first time, Joker looked genuinely afraid.

Joker: "Stop! Please! I'll go back to Arkham, I promise! I'll never come out again!"

Theo: "Too late. Bye."

Theo sat back and watched them while enjoying his meal. The live stream continued, and some people even began to pity Joker. Meanwhile, crime lords started devising plans to deal with Tatsuya.

And so, six hours passed...

(give me power stones or you will be like joker)

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