Author's Note: "As you all know, Saturdays are my break days. So, every Friday, I'll whip up an extra chapter for you to enjoy while I kick back and relax. Now, on today's Agendas..."
The author sat in his cozy room, surrounded by books on shelves and a messy desk with papers, coffee cups, and random stuff. A soft light from a desk lamp lit up the room, casting shadows on the walls. He leaned back in his chair, letting out a deep sigh, ready to relax. But just as he began to unwind, a sudden flash of energy filled the air, and there, in front of him, stood a familiar figure in a red and black suit.
Author: Already exasperated "You again..."
Deadpool: With his usual smirk "Hello, folks! Deadpool Prime here, reporting for duty!" He spun around dramatically, striking a pose before turning to face the readers. "You're probably wondering why I keep popping up here, right?"
Deadpool paused, placing a hand on his chin as if in deep thought, then quickly snapped back to his over-the-top self.
Deadpool: "Well, let me tell you... I'm bored. I mean, what else am I supposed to do? Besides, bothering the author is my absolute favorite hobby!" He chuckled mischievously, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
The author pinched the bridge of his nose, muttering under his breath.
Author: "Why is this my life?"
Ignoring the author's clear frustration, Deadpool leaned against the desk, knocking over a few papers in the process.
The author, now visibly irritated, grabbed his phone, furiously tapping the screen.
Deadpool: Curiously "Who're you calling?"
Author: "I'm calling Logan... to mess you up."
Deadpool's eyes widened behind his mask, his jaw dropping in mock horror.
Deadpool: Dramatically clutching his chest "Oh my God, the audacity!"
Just then, the sound of metal claws extending echoed through the room. The shadows on the walls seemed to grow darker, more ominous, as the unmistakable figure of Wolverine appeared. He stood there with his arms crossed, his sharp claws shining in the dim light.
Wolverine: Grimly "You called bub?"
Deadpool straightened up, his usual bravado slipping for a second.
Deadpool: "Hey, Logan..., buddy!" He laughed nervously, slowly backing away.
Wolverine: With a gruff tone "You've got ten seconds to explain why I shouldn't skewer you."
The author, however, a sly grin spread across his face as he decided to stir the pot.
Author: Casually said "Yeah, Logan, Deadpool here said you're just a grumpy old man."
Deadpool: Eyes wide with panic "I didn't say that, you motherf—!"
Before Deadpool could finish, Wolverine's claws extended with a sharp snikt, the metal gleaming ominously in the dim light of the room. He glared at Deadpool, his eyes narrowing dangerously.
Wolverine: In a low, threatening growl "Is that so, Wade?"
Deadpool: Frantically waving his hands "No, no, no! I swear, I didn't say that! It's just the author messing with you!"
The author leaned back in his chair, sipping his coffee with a satisfied expression.
Author: "I mean, you do have a bit of a temper, Logan. Maybe Wade's onto something."
Deadpool: Turning to the author "Seriously?! I'm the one getting skewered here, and you're just... egging him on?"
Wolverine: Taking a step closer to Deadpool "You've got a lot of nerve, Wade. I think it's time we had a little... chat."
Deadpool: Backing up against the wall, sweating under his mask "Hey, let's not do anything hasty! Remember all the good times we've had? Like that time I... uh... okay, maybe not the best example."
The author just chuckled, thoroughly enjoying the chaos he had unleashed.
Author: "Well, I think my work here is done. Logan, I'll leave you to... 'chat' with our dear friend Wade."
Deadpool: Voice rising in desperation "Author! Don't you dare walk away! Come on, man! We're buddies, pals, amigos—!"
Wolverine: Cutting him off "Enough talk. Time to settle this."
As the author walked out of the room, Deadpool's pleas faded behind him, replaced by the sound of Wolverine's claws and Deadpool's increasingly frantic attempts to escape.
Author's Note (cont'd): "And that, my dear readers, is why I need a break every Saturday. Enjoy this extra chapter while I relax—hopefully without any more interruptions."
Deadpool (in the background): "Logan, please! I bruise easily! You're not even listening, are you?"
Wolverine: With a hint of a smirk "Nope."
Author (sipping coffee from afar): "Best. Saturday. Ever."