Chaldea, a city of decadence revived in modern times. It's the worst facility in the world, where someone is being forced into a handcage somewhere today, and a few days later, they're falling down and shaking their hips with their a-faces on their faces. Once humanity is restored, ask the United Nations to dismantle it. Is it true that your salary comes from our tax money? It's an insult to the tax system.
Let me introduce you to this hellish Chaldea, where Servants are cuckolded and the Holy Grail pops out every time.
First, let's talk about the staff.
I think I said it before, but the number of Chaldea employees is extremely large. Or rather, Chaldea itself is kind of big. I don't understand the logic behind it, but I think some mysterious force worked to make it easier for the rod actors to find a place to fuck. That's right. It would be too awkward if the two actors ran into each other while they were having sex. --- On that day, the boy met his destiny. I mean? Damn you guys, you're old enough to be a boy. The story doesn't begin when the two roles intersect.
Chaldea employees are made up of the majority of mobs and a small number of staff members, and the system is such that no matter how many staff members are destroyed, staff members will pop up from among the mobs. I hate this disgusting whack-a-mole.
Broadly speaking, there are three types of staff: charlatan staff, brooding fat staff, and sexually harassing old man staff. In addition, there are many other types of rod roles that don't fit into the mold. I wonder how these guys were able to enter Chaldea. Did the interview take place while everyone was drunk?
In particular, the sexually harassing old employee at the end is quite uncomfortable to watch, as he's always stroking the servant's butt. Servant has tens of times more muscles than you, right? I can often go to someone who can tie up with Yujiro Hanma.
In such cases, the Servant is also a Servant and exhibits a crazy insensitivity saying, ``He's a bit of a troubled person...'' or ``Damn, he's quite a powerful person within Chaldea, I can't go against him...!'' And I'm making another stupid misunderstanding.
There is no one more powerful than me and my servants in Chaldea. Since he's not there, I'm probably running around desperately trying to restore humanity.
In other words, most of the time it's like, ``Oh, I'm quite a powerful person in Chaldea...? (Self-proclaimed) (Just an ordinary employee) (Don't show off your family's power) (Humanity and your family have collapsed. It's not much different from an old man talking at a cabaret club. It makes me sad because there are heroic spirits who are fooled by that. That old man would die if you poked him just a little bit.
These kind of people are becoming more and more obsolete and stuck in a dormant machine. The warehouses are as tight as a medieval slave ship, but our Chaldea is spacious so we don't have to worry about the number of warehouses. You did it.
Next, about servants.
All of them are cuckolded. Those who are not cuckolded now will be cuckolded later, and those who have been cuckolded will be cuckolded again. For some reason, NTR video letters still come to me in that case. why? Please send it to the former staff member as well.
The average NTR rate for servants is over an astonishing 150% (because half of them are cuckolded again after being cuckolded). The number may increase even more if we include things we don't know about. I do not want to know.
Oh, and there are also a few male servants. Yes, but... So what's the point... I guess it would have been better if he wasn't there...
An androgynous servant will be cuckolded, and a sexually uninhibited servant will be a slave. A non-androgynous and rational Servant who comes along very rarely becomes a cuckold and an insensitive cuckold protagonist after getting into a good relationship with another female servant. She is also a cuckold after being subjected to female body magic (really?) and having her sex changed. She is truly helpless. I heard that all magicians are researching to find the origin, but what is the use of magic?
Once, I rayshifted with a rational male Servant who I thought was better. He was a cuckolded main character, but he had nothing to do with the battle, gahaha! Because I thought so.
However, he was sexually harassed (!?) by a local man in power and a kid who looked like a goblin, gang-raped (!?), and after he fell for a woman, he was cuckolded.
I'm an uneducated person and don't know much about it, but it seems that there is a culture of cuckolding in the BL world as well. Hey~. I learned a lot.
That being said, there is no place for my heart to rest in this extremely vast Chaldea. Really, there is no exaggeration at all.
Even if I think it's safe in my own room, sometimes things like "Oh no, I'm going to have sex in Master's bed lol" or "No, Master...! Master, I'm sorry! I'm cumming, I'm cumming!" get up. Those guys, including the servants, were asked to leave Chaldea, but when I threw away the bed that was stained with their juices, my eyes almost died.
It's supposed to be protected both magically and physically, but it's only effective at reducing the frequency of attacks. Yes, yes, the Holy Grail again. I don't have anything to be thankful for anymore. Is it true that Holy Grail Wars were fought over and over again in pursuit of something like this? I have enough to run an antique store.
"Oh, that's cruel, Master♡ I, Chiara Sesshōin, will always be your place of peace♡"
"...Don't just suddenly appear and read my mind."
Also, if I completely lean on Chiara, you'll throw me away, you.
Beasts can be troublesome like that. As I watched her throw a mouse into the pond and struggle with it, I was moved and thought, ``Wow, it's beautiful...!''
"Hehehe, excuse me♡ It's time to collect materials, I came to call the master♡"
"Oshi, I understand. Thank you. I'm sorry, but I haven't changed my clothes yet."
"Yes♡ Of course, I will help you♡"
"It means get out."
Has it already been that time? I did something bad to Chiara.
I change into Chaldea's battle uniform and walk down the hallway alongside Chiara. While wearing her formal black gloves, I gave her a brief briefing on the current strategy.
"Until now, we have had our servants taken over by goblins over and over again. The reason for this is that the servants go somewhere else when we take our eyes off them. On the other hand, I We have never had a Servant get cuckolded while we were watching...So this time, we will always try not to take our eyes off the Servant.In addition, we have introduced a camera that will keep capturing the Servant.With this, we will be able to keep track of the Servant without them knowing. There's no way a Servant will be taken away...there shouldn't be.''
"Do you really think so? The ending of your sentence sounds a little unsure ♡"
"Honestly, I don't think it's possible. It's okay, this is an experiment. First of all, we have to figure out the mechanism by which goblins kidnap Servants, otherwise we can't talk about it."
I no longer think that Servants can defeat Goblins. I guess that kind of law works in this world, just like a frog can't beat a snake. What a law. In that case, as a countermeasure, it would be best to prevent goblins and servants from becoming one-on-one. When they were acting in groups and were in my field of vision, they would sometimes defeat goblins. After that, I got carried away and attacked the goblin's nest.
To that end, I first want to find out why the servants are separated. I wonder what the hell is going on? It would be funny if they could teleport.
``It doesn't matter if this experiment fails 100 times or 1000 times, we just need to restore humanity once... Or rather, if we don't think so, we can't do it.''
"Hehehe♡ That's so cool, Master♡ I love that about you♡"
"Yes, yes, Amida Amida."
"Please stop chanting the name of my Noble Phantasm like a spell♡"
If things continue like this, Kiara and I will have to repair our humanity for the rest of our lives. I'll do anything if there's even the slightest chance of using a servant. Life is a pilgrimage filled with suffering. I didn't expect this kind of suffering.
In addition, the results.
"...Kiara. Just to be sure, did you see what happened?"
"I'm sorry, Master♡ I was so focused on the battle that I couldn't check in the first place♡"
"I see...it's fine, don't apologize. That's how we divided our roles."
It was good at first.
I strictly ordered the servants not to leave my sight, and I continued to capture their images using every technology I could think of.
Perhaps it was worth it, and the battle went well for a while. Servants will probably never be able to defeat goblins and tentacles, but they are strong against crazy dragons, Cerberus, and other creatures with weak cuckold attributes. It seems that the worst three-way situation has been completed.
I defeated the demon beasts and ripped off the materials. Things should have been going well up until this point. Even the servants who always go about doing their own thing, were following instructions properly today.
But the next moment. Something happened that transcended logic.
A mysterious light came from out of nowhere. There was an eerie pink light that I couldn't understand.
A mysterious light. Yes, that light that hides the sensitive parts of women for the healthy development of young people.
Even when I think back on it now, I don't know how to describe it. It was a mysterious light that transcended logic such as where it was coming from or what was shining. Even the camera that was supposed to have a different perspective than me couldn't capture it.
When the mysterious light cleared, there was no servant left.
...I-I don't understand what that means. What do you mean? Hitori-kun, do you no longer care about logic? What is that mysterious light? What is the light source and who is the bad person? It was clearly not sunlight or anything, but a pink light enveloped the servants. What, the worst transformation bank ever?
The technology I brought with me, which was supposed to be cutting edge, didn't give me any answers. Only the transmitter attached to them tells them that the servant is trapped in the goblin's den.
Damn it...one after another, incomprehensible and shady events are happening...! What happened to deterrence? ? Gaia! Alaya! Are you all sleeping together? ? Don't you think anything when you see this tragedy? ?
"...No, I don't give up. Now I've taken another step forward and obtained a new clue. If I don't think like that, I can't keep going."
I'm sure I've encountered many absurd events that don't make sense.
A number of magic spells that somehow work on servants who are supposed to contain highly concentrated mysteries, a crazy three-way situation where I win against goblins, goblins win against servants, and servants win against me, and how many times have I changed my consciousness? NTR protagonist servants who don't realize they're being cuckolded no matter how many times they try, and the bosses who keep coming back no matter how many times they're crushed...!
I didn't lose to all of them. And I won't lose from now on.
I let out a sigh of relief and turned to face Chiara.
"...This experiment was also a failure.However, it was a meaningful failure.Next time, I'll incorporate a light-blocking lens into the camera, and I'll consider using military goggles.I've got the materials, so I'll round it up if I can. In fact, you could say it was a success. I'd give it a perfect score of 100."
"Ufufufufufufufufufufufufufu ♡ That's right ♡ I think so too ♡"
"...As expected, it's painful. Well, it's okay, next time. Let's go quickly and retrieve the servant."
I feel sad because I'm already used to this work. Even if you don't think about it, it's a pitiful existence. Even though I didn't ask anyone for anything, I was reincarnated into this crazy world, and my partner is a self-proclaimed alter ego who enjoys watching me suffer.
I beg of you...a master who is more talented than me and has a passion for solving human problems, please come out...! The Holy Grail grows out of nothing, and one or two masters can harvest it from the field...!
"At least I want a servant who can't be cuckolded… I want a servant who can properly defeat goblins…"
"Oh, I don't like it ♡ If there was someone like that, my position would be taken away ♡"
"Give me that much, Kiara, how much do you think you monopolize on your own?"
The Holmes positive, the Fou-kun positive, and everything else are all yours. Bobobobo Bobobo's popularity poll was more modest.
"Hehehe, that's right ♡ In that case, I guess I'll hand over everything other than my master's lover to someone else ♡"
"Such a position has never existed in the past or future."
"Ah, I can't go♡"
All the servants had been defeated by goblins and had been brainwashed. He put another Holy Grail he took from the Gobkas into the warehouse, and today's exploration ended with a lot of materials for demon beasts and one Holy Grail. Well done, it was a great success.
note the next 2 chapters are the end