I'm working with 2024 things known as dungeons that would appear all across the world. This was the first sign of the great calamity. The first year people started to panic. The second year all the dungeons became sort of profiteering organization hideouts. Little do they know that 6 years later on the same exact day the world would come to an end.
I remember that day happened yesterday. Except it didn't. That day was five billion years ago. On March 9th 2030, demons mercilessly slaughtered everyone else. Fortunately as the great great great great grandson of the goddess of Fortune. I was the sole survivor. Killed every demon day in and Day out. Others May think my story resembles a manhwa.
But if I had to say anything personally the only thing it resembled was a tragedy. A dystopian battlefield where I was stuck. Year in year out. Millennia passed by and I stood. In 5 billion years past I decided to go to the s rank dungeon. A picture of the legendary mythical clover. Maybe if I had this cover sooner my family would be alive.
I entered the dungeon I cut my finger and dropped the blood onto the paper. The paper exceeded a bright red glow. Once the paper stopped glowing it showed me the direction where to find what I was looking for. I did a little walking and I finally found it. The four leaf clover with rank that couldn't be comprehended.
The rank is ????R, or its playful nickname the incomprehensible rank. So incomprehensible that not even Eldritch beings could comprehend it. These sacred artifacts were created by the blood of God's even older than the Eldritch ones. I found the clover. I plucked it, and a status window appeared in front of me.
Status window said:{????R(Purple and Magenta Clover of A Dead God)
Four-leaf clover watered by the blood of a forgotten and dead god. The god was killed in the year ???,???,???,??? To find one has to be a god either or be a god's descendant. To locate it you need to drop godly blood or God's descendants on the paper with the legendary mythical clover on it.}
This clover was so powerful that I could do anything. I decided to go back in time and try to prevent The great calamity. So I don't do that regression bull. I decided to create a new timeline. This new timeline would have a me that lives completely differently. So I used it to do that. My battered body is riddled with scars everywhere. My eye patch and covered my eye.
I went back in time to the time just after the emergence of dungeons. This time was relatively peaceful at least compared to the great calamity. None of them no struggles I went through. Since I can't use my old name I might as well come up with a new one. The name came up with was Valado Greski. I went to the Equestrian guild Hall.
I knew others wouldn't believe me. So I asked for something to prove to them. I used their status bar screen the show who I was. Since I was able to change my status they saw my new name Valado Greski. But the most shocking part wasn't my name. But my level age and mana. My level showed 9999+, my mama showed the same level. In my age five billion and 21 years old.
When the others saw me most were intimidated by my stature. The guild receptionist had to be swapped. The Guild Master decided to take the job of registering me. Since the dungeons connect to other worlds. The s rank dungeon was connected to a world as Equestria. Half of the adventurers were earthlings.
While the other half what's fantasy like races. These races include Beastmen,Elves, Dwarves, Demons, Half Gods and,lastly Eldritchmen. Don't let Eldritchmen fool you they look human. But Eldritchmen are actually the human form of Eldritch deities. It's a one in 500 billion chance of meeting one.
This is the chance of meeting one. The chance of going on in a relationship with one however is unthinkable. You didn't want it to be a rare occasion. Going out with one is even rarer than that. Most Eldridge deities stay with themselves. However some do decide to go out with humans or any other mortal race.
Sometimes if they like them enough they literally Grant immortality. That's if they weren't immortal already. But finding the chances of someone being immortal is slim by itself. There isn't a single mage from this era that wouldn't want to go out with an Eldritch being of the opposite gender.
While it's happening in real life is rare, during the age of dungeons appearing. The story of a mage male often falling in love with a female Eldritch deity. Is the fantasy trope of rom coms at least in this apocalypse world.
Another rom-com trope that appeared, op carmancers often with silver pompadours. Nobody knows where these tropes came from. Nobody knows why these tropes exist. Heck not even the people who originally created the content no way they exist. One day the idea just popped up in their head and they just wrote it down. They really have a reason it just happened.
Australia during the Apocalypse became a land of cannibalistic desires. Most of the people started eating each other. Dark mages using cannibalism often come from Australia. New Zealand was captured by Japan in 2052. Canada was annexed by America in 2130. In 9815 the world was divided only into three parts. Japan, America and Korea. The north was owned by America. The West was owned by Japan in the East was owned by Korea.
Some lands however we're not touched. Australia was one of them. The other two were Antarctica in the North Pole. Antarctica became the home of the great demon king, Estivar Tropspoia. This Demon King's power was below zero shadows. These dark ice shadows were overpowered. The North Pole became green again. All of the land that was ice however became green flush land.
The North Pole housed the world's greatest artifact Yggrasil the world tree. This land was inhabited by elves. These elves however took a dialect from Earth instead of using their own. These elves speak German. They took German culture and made it their own. So now elves are on earth and speak German. You're still the funniest thing even funnier than the fact that dwarves live in America and make guns.
While I was going to my rented room. The girl roughly 5'6"I walked up to me. First thing she said was"hey stranger first time seeing you around these parts."/hello? Wait is that how people greet each other over here/I responded."oh my bad Laddie. My name is Frendrev Yendaov. I'm an Eldritchmen girl. Can we go up with each other?Time traveler from the future."she responded.
Those words immediately put feared down my spine. For a second and then finally responded with/I suppose I can do that as long as you don't tell anyone about my time travel from the future./silently went to our lodgings. Her room just happened to be next to mine. Which is cool I guess. The first date was uneventful.
The second date was very eventful. The last day ended with us going to the bed doing it there and then. Even though I was a time traveler this body. This was the first time I've ever done it. It was the first time she ever done it. So we're both even.