Date: 4th Celestial Month, 13th.
Dear Diary,
"Oh, where do I even begin? Today, I had the pleasure of examining the most attractive and sexiest features of some fascinating races. Let me recount the highlights for you, my dear journal."
Mastur smiled at his journal, prepared to write.
FLIP.
First up were the Elves. Now, imagine this - stunningly pointed ears, delicate features, and those enchanting eyes that seem to captivate your soul.
Their exquisite allure is simply unmatched. And let's not forget, they possess the remarkable ability to maintain their youthful appearance for ages, unless, of course, we're discussing the size of their breasts.
Yes, I said breasts, but we'll get to that later.
The fact remains that elves always exude a youthful and attractive aura, so who cares if they develop a little flabbiness on the sides or if their pussies lose their pristine condition? Such things are mere trifles that will never occur in the realm of elves.
In all honesty, my cultured daoists, I must confess that I would engage in intimate activities with an elf all day long without ever growing weary. Of course, this is under the condition that they don't possess the faint scent of staleness that tends to accompany older elves.
Odor... that's a turn-off.
The more fascinating thing about elves.
Sure, I'll tell you.
These enchanting creatures possess quite the meatbags, the jiggly business, the milkmakers, fat suckers or whatever you wanna call them.
Although, it may vary depending on which elf you encounter in a certain establishment. Now, let me assure you, when we're talking about elves who have reached the ripe age of around 800 years, their breasts are nothing short of extraordinary.
Motorboating doesn't get better outside those fat suckers.
I mean, we're talking about breasts that are so mind-bogglingly large, they'll have your cock standing at attention for days on end!
In my righteous conquest, Iʼve taken it upon myself to meticulously evaluate the beauty of each and every elven lady's bosom.
I assess their perkiness, their softness, and their weight, you know, all the important factors.
AND. LET. ME. TELL. YOU!
I even go as far as conducting a statistical analysis to determine which breast will truly satisfy me the most.
It's a scientific approach, if you will.
For the greater good of manhoo— damn, mankind.
Now, here's the thing that really gets me going.
If a breast has the ability to lactate, well, that's a perfect ten in my book!
There's just something about indulging in the pleasure of sucking the life out of those lactating breasts that is simply divine.
It's like reaching the pinnacle of perfection, my cultured man.
I'm not gonna deviate folks, but the milk that comes out of those cowgirls' nipples is like liquid gold. I mean, forget about all the oil those countries are digging up, because this milk is where it's at. It's creamy, it's delicious, and it has this amazing ability to surprise you by turning your face into a white canvas.
Talk about a milk mustache, am I right?
Now, don't get me wrong, cowgirls definitely produce the best breast milk. But let's not sleep on the milk of the elves, jeez louise. These magical creatures have some of the biggest meatbags in the world, and that means they're basically running a milky-way factory.
I kid you not!
So, whether you're a fan of cowgirl milk or elf milk, you can't go wrong. It's like having your own personal dairy farm right at your fingertips. So go ahead, indulge in the creamy goodness and let your taste buds dance with joy.
Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
It's a win-win situation.
You get to suck on her teats and get some protein, and she moans all day long.
So, let me assure you that when it comes to elves and their ample bazongas, you're in for an absolute treat.
Oh boy, the elven pussy!
It's like nothing you've ever seen before.
This thing is absolutely enchanting, I'm telling you. It's delicate and smooth, just like the petals of a flower.
Can you imagine that?
A pussy that feels like a flower?
Mind-blowing!
And let's not forget about the colors, my good man. These elven pussies come in all shades, from a pale pink to a vibrant lavender. Talk about a rainbow down there! It's like a work of art, I swear.
But here's the real kicker.
These elven pussies are super sensitive. I mean, like, off the charts sensitive. You touch it, and boom! Pleasure overload. It's like a party in your hands, if you catch my drift.
Overall, I gotta say, the elven pussy is just fascinating. It's like a magnet, drawing you in with its allure. I can't help but be amazed by the whole thing. So, if you ever get the chance to explore an elven pussy, my cultured fellow, consider yourself lucky.
It's a wild ride, I promise you that.
So,
Prepare yourself for a world of wonder and delight, where the breasts are large, the satisfaction is immense, and the possibilities are endless.
Total rating: 8.5/10... if lactation occurs, 10/10
"Hm, is 8.5 a bit too harsh, no no, Ero-sama said to be strict when rating these things, so definitely an 8.5," Mastur tapped the pen against his chin. "Or... maybe I should limit these to only brothel elves, haven't tasted royal elven pussy... yet."
Now, let me tell you why elves deserve a solid 8.5, even though they're ridiculously attractive and blessed in all the right places.
It's actually quite simple, my friend.
These immortal beings with their forever youthful looks and eternally sexy bodies are like a magnet for attention.
But here's the kicker - they're also mature enough to settle down and start a family.
In harsher terms, they're old enough to start your generational family tree.
Now, I must admit, the idea of brothel elves might not be everyone's cup of tea. I mean, think about it - they've been with countless partners, and you'd just be another addition to their long list of conquests. They've fucked a thousand dicks.
Hm, in more polite terms — another penis in the hole.
But hey, let's not dwell on the negative, shall we? Sure, they may have more experience than you can shake a stick at, but that's actually a good thing!
Now, let's address the elephant in the room - that lingering scent. It's crucial, my cultured good fellow, absolutely crucial, to avoid any hint of staleness. We want our elves to be as fresh as a daisy, don't we? So, let's make sure we keep things smelling delightful and avoid any unpleasant surprises.
All in all, elves are a solid 8.5 in my book. They've got the looks, the experience, and the potential for a long-lasting relationship.
"Hmm, their experience... it deserves an extra 0.5," Mastur smiled.
Final rating: 9/10
Lactation occurs: 10/10
"But... how did this all start? How did I become the most depraved man on the planet?"
Mastur closed his Erotic Records.
He reclined on his chair and took the time to remember his reincarnation.