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Post 215: Cold Scale Ophthalmology Emergency
Haha, I knew it was time to transfer to the Mental Health Department.
216th Floor: The Wolf of Zhongshan Isn't Greedy
@Daddy's Right, Little Brother, did you have to say that because Jiang Xi forced you? You poor thing... Since you helped me lift the seal, as the Sect Leader, I'm willing to let you join the Jiangdong Sect. You can be my protector. If after we meet in person and I find you attractive enough, there might be a chance for you to become the Sect Leader's husband in the future~ I'm giving you one chance!
217th Floor: Hua Ruowei of the Jiangdong Sect
A major matrimonial and friendship-seeking event.
218th Floor: I'm Just a Passerby
Thanks for your concern, but no one forced me, and I don't want to join the Jiangdong Sect. I unsealed you because you're the Sect Leader. Please, miss, don't @ me anymore; we aren't that acquainted.
219th Floor: Daddy's Right
Guys and gals, I'm here!!!
I just got home, so it was inconvenient to type on my phone earlier~
Please pay attention to posts 125 and 126. Take a closer look at them—
Don't laugh, I know who Second Dog is now, and things have become complicated.
125th Floor: Phoenix's First Cry
URGENT! Fellow cultivators, please take note! Due to certain circumstances, the Peak of Life and Death will start accepting all white cats from today onwards. Please bring any stray white cats to our sect; we'll pay 5,000 gold coins per cat and reward them with food!
126th Floor: Xue Ziming of the Peak of Life and Death
The time difference between these two replies is less than a minute. Considering the previous events, it seems that 'Phoenix's First Cry' realized their snacks had vanished, snacks that transform the consumer into an animal upon consumption. Then, Second Dog came forward to report that his master was missing. Initially, Phoenix's First Cry's reaction was indifferent, as were others. However, from this post onwards, Phoenix's First Cry suddenly exclaimed that "things have become complicated."
Let's speculate. If he says it's problematic because he identified Second Dog's identity, then he must have also instantly connected that to who Second Dog's master is - indicating a close relationship between Second Dog's master and 'Phoenix's First Cry'. Phoenix's First Cry might be genuinely concerned for Second Dog's master's safety.
Now, consider this: after 'Phoenix's First Cry' becomes anxious, within less than a minute, 'Xue Ziming of the Peak of Life and Death' appears and starts collecting white cats at high prices. Folks, isn't that too coincidental? No one would believe it's just a random occurrence!
So, I boldly conjecture that 'Phoenix's First Cry' is actually Xue Ziming's alternate account. And given that Xue Ziming usually doesn't show much concern for others, for him to be in such a hurry and for his transformed state to be a cat, there's only one person that comes to mind.
I wonder if the figure that pops into everyone's mind is the same as the one in mine.
220th Floor: Detective of the Cultivation World
Wow... You've put effort into this... I was just skimming along, not giving it much thought, hahaha.
Post 221: I'm Just a Bystander A
Now that you mention it, it really is!
I immediately thought of Grandmaster Chu, the Venerated Immortal of the Northern Dipper!
Post 222: I'm Just a Bystander B
Chu Wanning +1
Post 223: Jiang Xi Is My Father
I also think there's no one else but Chu Wanning. This is a giveaway question.
Post 224: Quite Clever Indeed
But... But Grandmaster Chu doesn't seem like the type to steal and eat someone else's food, does he?
225th Floor: Jade Cool Village's Village Belle
It might not necessarily be an affair. It could have been a mistaken delivery or some other reason.
226th Floor: Indeed Very Clever
Wow! If we follow Sherlock Holmes' logic, "Phoenix's First Cry" refers to Xue Ziming, and the missing person is Chu Wanning. Then, Second Dog must be... st-st...
227th Floor: Our Manor Lord Becomes Wealthy
...Scared. I'm logging off.
228th Floor: Hua Ruowei of Jiangdong Sect
I, I just remembered I haven't paid my internet bill this month. I'll go too.
229th Floor: Jiang Xi Is My Father
My laptop's battery is running low. Goodbye, everyone.
230th Floor: My father is Jiang Xi.
Now you finally fear this seat? A bunch of ignorant masses.
@Peak of Life and Death, Xue Ziming
How's the search for the cat going?
231st Floor: Second Doggy
Oh, Your Majesty, we realize our mistake now. Please, Your Majesty, don't be angry, and spare the forum from destruction...
232nd Floor: I'm Just a Passerby
Wow! Did I really guess correctly?
Yet, if the Phoenix's first cry signifies Xue Meng, there's an inexplicable feeling that delving deeper into their conversations and deciphering the hidden identities of the other individuals wouldn't be a challenging task at all.
233rd Floor: I am Bystander B
Post 234: Supreme Administrator of Forum One
@Second Dog
No progress at all – those cats were indeed just ordinary felines. But previously, there was something off with Cabbage Bun; with more of its kind around, it might have felt its territory was being invaded, so it kept meowing anxiously and wouldn't leave my side no matter how much I tried to shoo it away. However, I had someone take it for soothing care half an hour ago. I even invited an animal expert from the Phoenix Fire Pavilion to interpret Cabbage Bun's feline language. Now, we're just waiting for them to arrive.
Post 235: Xue Ziming of Cliffs of Life and Death
Excuse me, may I ask who or what Cabbage Bun is?
Post 236: Our Manor Lord is Suddenly Wealthy
A ginger cat owned by Madame Wang of Cliffs of Life and Death. It's so plump that it often appears to be pregnant throughout the year due to overeating.
Post 237: Indeed Very Clever
I wonder if it still enjoys those small silver fish from the stream behind the mountain. I do miss those times.
238th Floor: Azalea's Abundance
Haha, every orange cat has its own fortune, so don't overthink it.
By the way, our fourth-ranked brother here is hosting a banquet at his residence with plenty of delicious food. Let's log off and head there together!
239th Floor: None More Handsome Than I
Alright, whatever you say.
240th Floor: Azalea's Abundance
Everyone, please stop sending me cats!
@Solitary Moon Night Jiang Yechen
You also don't need to send me any more silver notes. I'll return any unused ones to you; I don't want to take advantage of you.
241st Floor: Apex of Life and Death Xue Ziming
What's going on here?! You can just decide not to deliver anymore? What about his life and death? Are you going to ignore that?
242nd Floor: Second Doggie
Stepfather said he's too lazy to bother with us and has already logged off. But I'll pass the message along, Chief Xue, don't worry.
243rd Floor: Stepfather is always right
Xue Ziming, you get your butt out here and explain yourself! Why all of a sudden, no more cat deliveries?
244th Floor: Second Doggie
...I was merely mining in the depths of Zhongnan Mountain, what kind of scenario are you fabricating in your head?
@Second Doggie
I'll be home in half an hour.
245th Floor: I have dozens of identical white robes
!!
You're back?!
246th Floor: Second Dog
Gathering at the front row to witness Elder Yu Heng's alternate account~
247th Floor: Junior Disciple of Peak of Life and Death
...He might not have read Sherlock Holmes' post closely enough and still thinks he hasn't been exposed. Why bother reminding him, someone upstairs?
248th Floor: Just Here for the Show
I didn't explain myself properly earlier. I had to rush to deal with some issues with the Phoenix Fire Pavilion members.
Hello everyone, the alarm has been lifted. No human accidentally consumed my pastry; it was consumed by my pet Cabbage Bun... During his evening stroll, curiosity got the better of him, so he secretly ate it. When animals consume such pastries, their intelligence increases significantly. Cabbage Bun has been trying to tell me that he ate it and has become smarter because of it. Just now, the Phoenix Fire Pavilion members deciphered his meows, and we finally understood what he had been trying to convey.
In short, it was a false alarm, but thank you all for your assistance.
Moreover, whether my identity is exposed or not is of no concern to me. I've never used an alternate account for any improper activities. However, I'm afraid that upon closer investigation, many unrelated individuals might be wrongly implicated. To prevent malicious doxxing, I've informed the administrator to delete the post in three minutes.
Once again, thank you for your understanding.
Post 249: Xue Ziming from the Peak of Life and Death
Taking advantage of the three-minute countdown before the thread is closed, I'll post a few more times to make Jiang Xi pay more. It amuses me to tease him a bit.
Post 250: I'm Just a Passerby
Ahaha, let's enjoy the ride together!
Post 251: I am Bystander B
Show some ambition, even if you could generate three thousand layers of content in mere minutes, it would be but a drop in the ocean to Sect Leader Jiang's wealth. In my opinion, it would be far more intriguing to promptly save this webpage and study it at leisure back home.
Floor 252: Indeed, very clever.
Well... I'm not trying to discourage the user above, but it seems the content of this post is not copyable. The moderators appear to have taken preventive measures.
253rd Floor: Jade Cool Village's Village Beauty
Wuwuwu, I don't care!! I must seize the chance to declare my love for Elder Yu Heng before this post gets deleted!!!
254th Floor: Junior Disciple of the Peak of Life and Death
Me too!!! I want to confess my love to Elder Yu Heng as well!!!
255th Floor: Female Disciple of the Peak of Life and Death
Include me as well, please!!!
256th Floor: Our Manor Lord Has Become Incredibly Wealthy
LS, are you a traitor from Peach Bud Manor?
"Count me in as well!"
Incidentally, I possess scores of identical white robes like that one.
Is the new blueprint complete? Can you grant me permission to use it commercially? How about we share the profits?
257th Floor: Courtesan Horse
...What exactly happened here?
258th Floor: Owner of a Similar White Robe
Nothing much, Xue Meng's intelligence just went offline again.
Have you arrived home?
259th Floor: Second Doggy
Hehe, Floor 258 didn't bother responding to me.
260th Floor: Courtesan Horse
@Second Doggy
260th Floor: I Have Over a Hundred Similar White Robes
Who wants to join me in getting rich... I want to earn more money to build a Peach Bud Manor branch under Father Fox's control. Come, someone who trusts my judgment QAQ
261st Floor: Welcoming Horse
No one believes you. 'Father Fox' doesn't sound profitable at all.
262nd Floor: Indeed Very Clever
Yes, I'd rather invest in my father's Jiangnan Pharmaceuticals.
@Solitary Moon Night, Jiang Ye Chen
Teetering on the edge of danger, Father, can you spare me a glance?
263rd Floor: My Father is Jiang Xi
264th Post: Solitary Moon Night, Jiang Ye Chen
...
Strange, I thought Sect Leader Jiang had just logged off for a break? Could it be that the person who replied in the previous post is...
265th Post: Jade Cool Village Flower
This thread is now entering its deletion countdown. Please refrain from further replies. If you need to contact someone, please send a private message through the backend. Thank you to all the cultivators for your active participation.
266th Post: Supreme Administrator of First Forum
Please wait a moment, I'd like to @Jade Cool Village Flower
Miss, you are truly beautiful. Would I be so fortunate as to add you as a friend?
267th Post: Sympathetic Snowy Region Plum
The post above violates the rules; account will be suspended for one day as a warning.
I've stated that no more replies are allowed in this thread. Thread deletion countdown: three seconds.
Three, two...
Post 268: First Forum Super Administrator
AAAAHHH!! Wait a moment!! I want to see Elder Yu Heng again!!
Post 269: Junior Disciple from Summit of Life and Death
You don't stand a chance, give up already.
Yes, this reply isn't from me. Guess who I am.
Post 270: Owner of Dozens of Similar White Robes
...There's no need to guess, right...
Post 271: Junior Disciple from Summit of Life and Death
@Supreme Administrator of Forum One
Go ahead and ban me, I'm well-prepared. I've got this family-bonded account as a backup.
@Jade Cool Village Beauty
Miss, it's still me. I genuinely hope you'll consider becoming my friend. If you're willing, feel free to reach out anytime, but please add the account on post 267, as this one isn't usually used by me. Waiting for you ^_^ BiqugeTV Mobile Version: https://m.biqugetv.com/
272nd Floor: I don't wish to take the blame for my brother anymore.
Two.
273rd Floor: Supreme Administrator of Forum One
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