Introduction: Hi, my name is Smooth. Cocky name, huh? Well, as this is my first time trying to write... well, anything, this will probably be a bumpy ride. I'm starting this book on a whim as writing gives me an excuse to see whether or not I have any creativity left in me. I've planned out about the first 50 chapters, but feel free to tell me what direction you would like for this book to take! I am happy to at least try.