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Chapter 5 - No Nibiru, No Ash, Overextending you Must

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sooooooo The Duel Continues 

Big THX to "redblue" for posting all the card pics, I'm just too lazy to do it my self in the end.

Having said that, let's get on with the non-consensual Colonoscopy

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Crowler: AGAIN!!!

Haakon: That's right, I banish fallen of Albaz and Despia Tragedy from my graveyard to summon him!

Albion roar fire into the sky, which soon transform into a spiral of infernal heat, absorbing Albaz and Tragedy!

Displaced dragonoid of a distant realm, merge with the tale of disaster and give birth to a calamity, Fusion summon, Lubellion The Searing Dragon!!!

Lubellion The Searing Dragon Monster/Fusion/Lvl8/Light/Dragon/Effect

Atk:2500 Def: 3000

1 DARK monster + "Fallen of Albaz"

If this card is Fusion Summoned: You can discard 1 card; Fusion Summon 1 Level 8 or lower Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, except "Lubellion the Searing Dragon", by shuffling Fusion Materials mentioned on it into the Deck, from your monsters on the field, GY, and/or face-up banished cards. For the rest of this turn, this card cannot attack, also you cannot Special Summon monsters from the Extra Deck, except Fusion Monsters. You can only use this effect of "Lubellion the Searing Dragon" once per turn.

A demonic dragon surge from the infernal spiral, looking down on his opponent with contempt and arrogance

Crowler: a 2500 monster again….wait…you wont

Haakon : oooohh I would! Chain 1 Lubellion effect, I discard a card as a cost, I discard Dramaturge of Despia, Chain 2 Branded Regained!

Regained effect, if a light or dark monster is banished I can target 1 of those monsters, put it at the bottom of my deck and then draw a new card, I put Tragedy in the bottom and draw! [Another Ixchel, don't matter, is cannon fodder anyway]

Then Lubellion effect, if he is fusion summon, with the discard cost paid, I can fusion summon 1 level 8 or lower monster from the extra deck except a copy of himself, by shuffling the materials from my field, graveyard, or banishment!

Crawler: This is insane, how can you keep fusion summoning like that, and without running out of resources! This is madness!!!

Haakon: Madness? MADNESS? Let me show you Madness!

I shuffle into my deck Fallen of Albaz in my banishment and Lubellion Itself to the extra deck!!!

Crawler/Everybody: IT CAN USE ITSELF TOO!

As they shout, Albaz appears beside me, and for a second I can see him glare and make a TSK sound at Lubellion and the dragon is glaring back, before shining in light, returning to my deck

Huh, weird, that was almost as if they….wait….are they…haha hahaha interesting, this is interesting indeed, but a thing for later, now let continue the lesson

Displaced dragonoid of a distant realm, merge with your opposite reflection and awaken the majestic cold of legends! Fusion summon. MIRRORJADE THE ICEBLADE DRAGON!!!

MirrorJade The IceBlade Dragon Monster/Fusion/Lvl8/Dark/Wyrm/Effect

Atk:3000 Def: 2500

"Fallen of Albaz" + 1 Fusion (I'm Omitting the rest cause there is no point in GX)

You can only control 1 "Mirrorjade the Iceblade Dragon". Once per turn (Quick Effect): You can send 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck to the GY that mentions "Fallen of Albaz" as material; banish 1 monster on the field, also this card cannot use this effect next turn. If this Fusion Summoned card in its owner's control leaves the field because of an opponent's card: You can destroy all monsters your opponent controls during the End Phase of this turn.

A massive majestic Dragon made of ice shining in crimson power descend to the field, the same size as crawlers golem, yet unequivocally more dangerous

Crawler: A 3000 ATK monster, so this is what you were aiming for, well it doesn't matter, even if you attack with all your monsters I will still have 1500 life points,

Haakon: Oh who said I'm done also, sorry professor but there will be no next turn

Listening to me, Crawley and everybody can't stop themselves and their eyes widen in unshakeable incredulity, he hasn't finished!

Haakon: I send Albion to the graveyard to summon from there The Bystal Lubellion!!

The Bystal Lubellion Monster/Effect/LVL8/Light/Dragon/Effect

Atk: 2500 Def: 3000

Cannot be Normal Summoned/Set. Must be Special Summoned (from your hand or GY) by Tributing 1 Level 6 or higher DARK Dragon monster. You can only Special Summon "The Bystial Lubellion(s)" once per turn this way. You can send this card from your hand to the GY; add 1 "Bystial" monster from your Deck to your hand, except "The Bystial Lubellion". During your Main Phase: You can place 1 "Branded" Continuous Spell/Trap from your Deck face-up in your field. You can only use each effect of "The Bystial Lubellion" once per turn.

From the floor below Albion a fissure appears, a hand drags him down while a menace in humanoid dragon form appears in his place

Crawler: What! You can't do that, that's illegal, you can't conduct a tribute summon, you already normal summoned a monster, without saying that, that monster was in the graveyard!

Haakon: And who said it was a tribute summon?, Lubellion here can special summon himself from the graveyard by Tributing an LVL 6 or higher dragon in my field!

Crawler:...

Haakon: And now Lubellion effect!

Crawler:.…*sigh* Of course is more.....

Haakon: In my main phase I can play 1 branded continue spell or trap card directly from my deck and I choose, the trap card BRANDED BEAST

Crawler:… Signore Parvus….are….are you done?

Haakon: Not even close

Crawler:..... I will remain silent from now on.

I can't prevent myself from smirking at him

Haakon: Well that's a good idea professor, don't worry, I will tell you once I'm done

NOW, when I have a fusion monster that mentions Fallen of Albaz as a fusion material, I can special summon from my hand Sprigans Kitt!

Sprigans Kitt Monster/Lvl4/Dark/Beast/Effect

Atk: 1700 Def: 1000

If you have a Fusion Monster that mentions "Fallen of Albaz" as material on your field or in your GY: You can Special Summon this card from your hand. If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can add to your hand, 1 of your "Branded" Spells/Traps that is banished or in your Deck or GY, then place 1 card from your hand on the bottom of the Deck. You can only use each effect of "Springans Kitt" once per turn.

And when Kitt is summoned I can add to my hand a branded spell or trap card that is in my graveyard, banishment or deck, then I put one card from my hand to my deck! I add the quick play spell Branded in Red and put the second copy of Ixchel that I draw early from branded regained,

And now I activate Branded in Red

Branded in Red Quick Spell

Target 1 "Despia" monster or "Fallen of Albaz" in your GY; add it to your hand, then you can apply the following effect.

● Fusion Summon 1 Level 8 or higher Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck, by banishing Fusion Materials listed on it from your hand or field, but it cannot attack directly this turn.

You can only activate 1 "Branded in Red" per turn.

It allows me to target one branded monster or Fallen of Albaz in my graveyard, then I can add it to my hand and I choose Dramaturge of Despia!

Then I can immediately do a fusion summon off an LVL 8 or higher monster by banishing the materials needed from my hand or field, I use Dramaturge and Kitt to fusion summon!

The Aluber in the field extend his hidden wing and a rhombus portal of crimson and darkens surge in the sky above us

Inventor of the renegaded tribes merge with the corrupted master of ceremony and bring forth the idol of depravity FUSION SUMMON DESPIAN PROSKENION!!!

Despian Proskenion Monster/Fusion/Lvl11/Light/Fiend/Effect

Atk: 3300 Def 3200

1 "Despia" monster + 1 LIGHT monster + 1 DARK monster

During the Main Phase (Quick Effect): You can target 1 Fusion in your opponent's GY; banish it, or Special Summon it to your field. When this card destroys an opponent's monster by battle: You can inflict damage to your opponent equal to that monster's original ATK or DEF (whichever is higher). You can only use each effect of "Despian Proskenion" once per turn.

Alexis: That's even bigger than professor crawler golem, even bigger than that guy dragon!!

Zane:[Impressive, this kid doesn't just play his cards, he knows how to use them to the fullest!]

Jaden:Wow, that's

Syrus: BIG!!

Bastion: Incredible, it has more attack point than the Blue Eyes White Dragon! (Because we all know that Kaiba´s Wifu is a universal scale unit)

In the audience, another Obelisk blue can only see the duel in front of him and feel the heavy pressure of reality

Chazz: [WHO IS THIS GUY, COULD I EVEN COMPETE WITH THAT, WHAT IS GOING ON!]

Haakon: Dramaturge effect is activated, if it's used as material for a fusion summon while in my hand or field, and is sent to the graveyard or banishment by it, it can be special summon, come forth Dramaturge of Despia!!

Dramaturge of Despia Monster/Lvl8/Dark/Fairy/Effect

Atk: 3000 Def: 1500

If a Fusion Monster is Special Summoned (except during the Damage Step): You can target 1 Effect Monster on the field; negate its effects until the end of this turn. If this card in your hand or field is used as Fusion Material, and sent to the GY or banished: You can Special Summon this card. You can only use each effect of "Dramaturge of Despia" once per turn.

Haakon: And Now I play the field spell Despia: Theater of the Branded!

As I put the card on the hidden, now visible rhombus of dark energy, our surrounded change into what I can only describe as the center stage of a sinful play

The Ideal place to put an end to this charade

End Of Chapter