At ORC room.
I stand corrected they're still not finished as I can see them still talking and doing some catching up together while seated on one of the big couches, especially the Trap Gasper is talking animately and lively to Valerie. Why in God's name are you trapped why? just fucking why? I mean dude! come on! Ishibumi you could have maybe used that gender swap gun to Gasper and make it permanent right? right? Just look at her. I mean him, he's fucking cute and fucking fuckable to some degen out there in the wild cause I know they exist *jii but not me though, nope, nada.
And when I look at them now more closely they really are almost intimate with each other and almost...hold up! wait a minute something is not right, am I getting cuck or what?. Please someone tell me I'm not getting cuck 'cause it's also checked one of the boxes, the shota body type box which Gasper had or almost had and he is also a timid and meek boy..my god don't tell me he also got huge dong underneath *jii. That's good he got a small dong false alarm ladies and gents, nothing see here and nothing to worry about getting cuck but still, you're not gonna one up me vampire girl...boy arghh "God dang it Ishibumi" Oh shit I said that out loud time to vanish in the wind.
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Valerie and Gasper look in my general direction but all they can see is a box and in that box is me, hiding. As for the size of the box, it's the same size as the box that Snape uses in MGS. And btw I shrink myself to fit inside the box as I'm not the Goat himself.
"What was that?" Gasper asked abruptly in a confused manner as he surveyed the vicinity of the room and looked at every appliance with his narrow red eyes, but he could not find anything noteworthy. "I swear I heard something," he said, looking at Valerie with a puzzled expression.
"Must have been the wind then," Valerie said, shrugging her shoulders at Gasper, making him even more confused as he stared at her.
"The windows are closed, Valerie-nee," Gasper stated, but he accepted it just like that because his sister told him so.
Hey, stop being logical, vampire boy! That's not allowed in this world where physics can be broken anytime and power scaling is all over the place. I mean, why the hell is Zeus, the literal King of Olympus—or King of Heaven in Greek Mythos, by the way—weaker than Hades? But I do kind of want Hades to be more powerful than Zeus because he is one of the good ones in Greek mythology. However, in the world of Draconis Deus, Hades is an a-hole to boot, just like Indra. But I lowkey want all of the gods in different mythologies and pantheons to be a-holes so I can go on a genocide route and break a bunch of Geneva Convention rules on them. Anyway, the duo of Dhampir started talking while I was ranting, so I started moving to the door of the ORC little by little instead of teleporting out. But this is more fun, and I can pretend to be Snape for a while. However, the fun is over as I hear footsteps coming from outside the room, and I know who they are because we are in their territory and club room.
"Did something happen here?" Rias shouted loudly after she swung the door open, making it hit the wall, almost breaking it. I looked at the duo who were startled by Rias's loud voice. The other members of the peerage came in one by one, looking around the room, trying to find something unusual. It seems Koneko noticed me—or the unusual box in the room—as expected of the cat. They really have sharp senses, and it seems she is ignoring the box for some reason. I see, so she is not sure if someone is inside because she can't sense it. However, she should probably tell the others about the box already. I don't know why she is not doing that. Ah, I know—she does not want to be the odd one out.
"Nothing really happened," Valerie replied in a confused tone while looking at Rias and her peerage. She really does not know what is happening, which is cute and lovely. However, she needs to stop doing that because, for the record, Valerie, you are a dhampir for crying out loud. She has to be pretending; being dumb and an airhead is already reserved for Asia, who is going to be my subordinate instead of Rias.
"But we heard someone scream from outside on the porch," Kiba remarked, scrutinizing Valerie and Gasper before asking again, "Are you two doing something indecent?" Kiba asked with a smirk on his face. Kiba, you son of a cuck, I had already erased and removed that thought from my pure mind, and now you're just going to remind me of it again. However, I already made sure that I won't get cucked by anyone with just a little bit of magic.
"HAHAHA," Valerie laughed loudly while holding her belly, and Gasper chuckled, covering his mouth with his hand like a proper lady. "Gasper and I would never do that kind of thing," Valerie said as she wiped the tears from her eyes, calming down a bit. Gasper nodded in agreement with Valerie.
Kiba then frowned as he looked around the room before stopping his eyes on the box that I was in. Kiba was about to speak but stopped himself, then ignored the box again. Man, this box is OP; it makes others doubt themselves. Well, I did make it, so I am OP too. Anyway, let's get back to the conversation.
"Then what did we hear?" Rias asked again, looking at Valerie and Gasper with a confused face as she sat down on the other big couch opposite the duo dhampir was seated on. I looked at the delicious-looking thighs of Rias as she crossed her legs. How I wish she had stockings on right now to make it even sexier!
"It was just the wind," Gasper answered while nodding sagely, making Rias and her peerage look at him weirdly. Akeno, on the other hand, walked towards the window, swaying her hips sexily—unintentional, of course, which I liked, making my dick act up but not that hard yet. She started checking the window and confirmed that the windows were closed. "But the wind..." Instead of completing what she was about to say, she stopped and looked at my box with confused eyes before smiling. The jig is up! Finally, I get to make my entrance because I am tired of talking to myself.
"Hey Rias, has that box always been there?" Akeno asked with a smile while pointing to my box. She does know that I am here, or maybe not, but I will assume she knows.
"Huh?" Rias made a confused noise while she turned to look at my box. The same could be said for the others; they were all staring at my box, and this was the right moment to make my entrance.
"Nyahello! everyone, it's your boy Kamisato Oreki, fresh from Romania," I said with a smirk as I jumped out of my box.
After that, there was only an awkward silence for a while. "Come on, Akeno and Rias, give your husband a hug," I called to them as I spread my arms.
However, both Rias and Akeno ignored me by looking in the other direction while doing the usual tsundere pose, which is not a good look for them in my mind since they are perverts just like me. Anyway, if they ignore me, then I will ignore them too. Simple as that.
I walked towards Koneko and gave her a box. "This is Papanasi from Romania that I brought. Eat it for a much better experience."
Koneko's eyes sparkled like diamonds after hearing what I just said. She received it and thanked me for giving her the dessert.
I patted her head, which she allowed me to do surprisingly. The dessert might have been more effective than I thought; maybe I should do this more often. However, I didn't really buy them because I created them after Googling it in my head. Having Google is so convenient for this type of scenario. I also made sure to give Kiba some so he wouldn't think I play favorites, which is true, though, because I think with my dick.
Rias and Akeno furrowed their brows after seeing this while I chuckled internally at their tsundere act. Stop that; it's not pretty. I want my horny Akeno and Rias.
Gasper and Valerie stood up from their seats and greeted me as I walked towards them slowly. "Oreki, thank you for helping me and letting me meet Gasper again," Valerie said as she bowed her head towards me. Gasper also did the same while fidgeting with his feet.
"Don't mention it, I'm just doing it because I can," I said, smiling charmingly at Valerie as I looked into her red eyes, which made her blush and squirm her body left and right.
"More like because you want to dick her," the jealous and wannabe tsundere Rias shouted with a smug look on her face. Akeno chuckled at what Rias said. "Fufufufu." What Rias said is the truth, nothing more, nothing less. However, I will still ignore her and not give her the satisfaction she wants.
Gasper then bowed his head before saying, "Can you add me to your harem, Oreki-san?" Kiba, who was drinking tea, spit it out, and Koneko, who was eating, almost choked.
Akeno and Rias's faces were full of shock as their eyes widened in surprise at hearing that. However, that did not last long as Rias started laughing like a maniac, and Akeno covered her mouth with her hands as she laughed too.
As for me, I just looked at Gasper in disbelief before saying, "Okay! First of all, what the fuck! And second of all, dude!! You're a dude, you have a dick." I shouted in disbelief as I pointed to his crotch. Seriously, what the hell is this guy thinking? I thought he had the potential to cuck me, but now he's offering to be part of my harem? Jesus!
"But Valerie said I'm cute enough to be a girl," Gasper said in a sad tone as he lowered his head in sadness. Valerie, what the hell? I thought you only taught him how to cross-dress and stuff, but I didn't know you had already poisoned his mind this far.
Sensing that I was staring at her with a burning gaze, Valerie said, "I did not teach him like that, trust me," before adding, "You know he's extremely cute, admit it." I will not say it out loud, but yes, he is cute. But not as cute as Koneko, who is eating like a chipmunk. Yup, that is the definition of cute and adorable.
"How are you going to be a Harem King if you don't add a trap to the list?" Rias added an unnecessary opinion out of nowhere. Nah, I didn't say that, so I'm not gonna take the bait and will ignore her remark. Why is she acting like a devil right now and trying to gaslight me into things? I'm the only one who is allowed to do that. This girl needs correction right now.
"Sorry Gasper, I don't swing that way," I said with a smile to Gasper as I patted his head. I could hear booing sounds from behind me. If it's a reverse trap though? Now that's is good fish to bait "But I think Kiba does swing that way," I said as I sat down on the couch, causing Kiba to spit out the tea he had just drank again.
I drank my tea and ate Papanasi in silence for almost an hour without talking to Rias and Akeno. For the record, Valerie was feeding me. I told her she didn't need to do that, but she insisted, so in return, I started teasing and flirting with her in front of Akeno and Rias, who were both gritting their teeth in jealousy.
Koneko, after eating her fill, had already fallen asleep on the couch that I created. Kiba, on the other hand, had already left to do his afternoon patrol. Gasper then returned to his room, saying he was tired and wanted to sleep—probably all the dopamine after meeting Valerie wore off. Valerie told me she wanted to tuck in Gasper, so she left with him. Don't worry, I have my anti-cuck protection on.
Now it was just me, Akeno, and Rias left in the ORC, as I had already teleported Koneko to her own room. But I kept my silence and continued drinking tea.
Akeno then stood up. "I give up," she said as she walked towards me and sat beside me before adding, "It was Rias's idea to ignore you because you left her hanging the other day."
"Traitor," Rias said, glaring at Akeno, who had already started feeding me the leftover Papanasi.
I looked at Rias, but she turned her head to avoid my gaze. "Oh, I forgot about that," I said. I had forgotten about it, but luckily Akeno reminded me. It was kind of mean of me since Rias was expecting a kiss.
I teleported her to my left side and put my arm around her shoulders before saying, "Come, I will make it up to you."
"Hmph," Rias remarked in her usual tsundere manner, but she still turned to look at me and closed her eyes. I know I said she isn't built to be a tsundere. I now take back what I said because this is extremely cute.
"Here we go," I said before kissing her lightly.