Ruby walked up to the udderly depressed Kathy and said to her,
"Just so you know, Fate is fine, and the joke is on you. This is one of the best face-slapping events I have ever been part of. Now, smile and say cheese."
Kathy saw a certain magical stone in Ruby's hand and cried,
"No, please don't, Ruby! I'm rich now, don't take my picture! Nooo!"
Then Kathy fled from the scene as fast as her feet could take her. At this point, the cow that had hit Kathy in the face walked over with its mouth stuffed with some premium hay.
The cow, while chewing the hay, said to Ruby,
"What's that woman's problem? She looks like someone who has never been udderly defeated by life before."
Ruby looked at the cow and said with an attitude of respect,
