One of the female guards looked at this broke man and sneered, saying,
"I certainly would not be caught dead dating a broke loser like you."
All of the dozens of other female guards present nodded in agreement.
Then suddenly, all of the single, lonely men present that were currently paying their loitering/shit-talking tax fell to the ground as the rejection from such beautiful women broke not just this man's delusions about dating one of these very attractive but highly eccentric female guards but also the dreams of every man present. Their entire world collapsed in front of them.
But one of these desperate men looked at this female guard and said,
"You really would not consider dating a broke man like me?"
These supermodel guards sneered at this question. When the guard that this man was talking to was about to respond, a cry behind them echoed out into the street.
