Fate put on a rare haughty tone and said to Bishop Gary Oldman:
"Hey, fatty, my maids had to do quite a bit of cleaning the other night when you sent those assassins to my home. They were all treated to the finest course of whupass that I have seen in quite some time."
When Bishop Gary Oldman heard about the assassination attempt, he grew frightened, wondering how those pawns failed in their mission. He sent so many of them. Next time he would send double the amount. But, being the idiot that he is, Bishop Gary ignored this dangerous line of accusations and flat out admitted the truth about them.
"So what if we sent a few assassins after you? What can you do about it, little lord? I only regret that they failed."
Every noble present at this time had their jaws hit the ground at this statement. They all wondered if this guy was a complete idiot.
