"As someone who has been a Christian for all my life I've never doubted what would happen when I die it's obvious you'd go to hell or heaven maybe even purgatory but I never thought death would be like this."
"Is this hell?" I thought looking around the endless plains of whatever this is "It's like looking every color but no color at the same time if i had a reference I'd say gojos domain i can feel, see, taste, hear, everything but at the same time i can't every action, thought, and word I've said since birth is constantly on replay but at same time i can't remember none of them this has to be hell."
"If not then what is it what have I done to deserve this torture I can feel my death replay in every excruciating detail but i can't rememberb it."
"Why God why im i feeling this is this also part of your plan do i gain something from this will I wake up from this hell? Please give me a answer I need one I feel my Faith in you leaving me every second in this hell I'm in i can't take anymore if I leave this hell I'll do anyth- NO if i leave this hell I'll destroy anyone who tries To trap me again anyone who dares go against me will die painfully!
hahahahahahahahahaah~ I'm going to be trapped her forever!" I say while laughing feeling my mind breaking
"Maaan~ this is soo annoying I'm just going to sleep." when I wake up I see an Old man that looks very kind I also notice the environment looks noticebly different it kinda it's like a unicorn threw up in space instead of the literally agonizing site of what ever the fuck that hell looked like.
"Hello child you are not from here are you, but for some reason you have so much holy energy even more than me that should be impossible?" The old man says in awe and confusion
"What do you mean what is this place am I dead?" I ask strangely happy maybe because I'm finally talking to my someone.
"I'm sorry child but sadly I'm to weak to talk to souls I'm afraid I'm dying my poor children what will they do without me" the old man says with great regret and sadness.
"You seem very pure and full of virtue will you grant this old man his last wish?" The old man ask solemnly
I go to say something before remembering that he can't hear me so I nod my head hoping he will understand what I'm trying to say
Hehe~ he chuckles "thank you child in return I'll use the rest of my power to grant you a perfect body" he says as he starts to glow a beautiful golden light it's like looking at heavens gates
I look on in awe at seeing something so beautiful and holy almost making the countless years of suffering and going crazy Worth it.
"From the day of your birth you shall be GOD, the ruler of heaven, the holiest being alive, the Creator if all that is light and dark, the maker of humans, I bestow upon thee with My power, knowledge and titles!" The old man shouts power radiating off of him.
Then all of a sudden I feel overwhelming power surge through me before I black out and when I wake up all I see is black.
"What just happened di-did I just meet god? WAIT HE SAID HE'D GIVE ME A BODY AGAIN BUT WHERE AM I, I DON'T HAVE A- I'm in the womb aren't I..." I start to shout before my memory of fan fics and anime kick in making me realize my situation.
"Wait I remember some of my life!" I shout happily as I start trying to think of myself like how my name is Alexander, I like anime and manga, I was born September the first my first kiss was a girl I like in highschool to bad she got fired we really had good chemistry together.
I just sit around contemplating my old life before realizing I'm going to be God's successor "Me I'm his Successor how oh my God how am I gonna meet his expectations what about all the angles and Christian will they except me are they going to be mad I'm that I'm replacing him.. fuck wait am I allowed to curse as god, damnit fuck shit ok ok calm down wow i never knew it so hard to not curse"
(MEAN WHILE)
In a random church in Europe a nun suddenly falls over and releases a huge amount of holy magic coming from her stomach
"SISTER VERONICA ARE YOU OK!?" Another nun rushes to the nun now known as Veronica to help her.