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Chapter 23 - That Would Be A Big Joke

Spark took out a few cylinders from behind and said awkwardly: "Paper in Corsas is too expensive."

Lance was shocked: "Damn it, are you Doraemon? Why can you hiding so many things behind you?"

Before Spark could answer, Anna shouted again: "Where is the elemental crystal I have stored in it!"

"Spark!" Lance yelled angrily: "Can you take it out all at once!"

But this time, the warden looked aggrieved: "It can't really be found from me."

"Impossible! Except some threw away, there are still at least several pieces left!"

"Really not!" Spark almost cried: "I ate that thing as a snack after I got it, and I really can't take it out now."

Seeing Spark's aggrieved look, which was about to turn into a small flame, this incident was considered a thing of the past. Lance was also helpless. He had eaten it, so really couldn't let him spit it out, right?

"You can break something off him!" In the carriage on the back way, Anna was still confusing Lance: "The Balrog is a semi-elemental creature. If you break off his arm, it will be a piece of high-grade fire elemental crystal!" Her eyes were shining when she said this.

"Are you the devil!" Lance was shocked by this girl.

Barbara was sitting there obediently. If she hadn't spoken, no one would have known that this girl had a mouth that could make others speechless.

It was already dusk when they returned to the mansion. The good news was that nothing happened on the road this time. Lance was actually depressed. Why will the protagonists in other novels who are useless always receive various things from villains but he hasn't seen it?

After thinking for a long time, he thought that he needed to find some bravers to get what he wanted because he was a demon and originally a villain.

By the way, Anna's staff was given back to Lance by Sebastian because he said that such a one-time thing was not valuable.

After everyone had dinner, Lance told Anna that she must take out something valuable tomorrow, otherwise he would sell her ring! The latter confidently guaranteed that there will be no problem!

As for Barbara, he asked Dana to arrange a room for this little girl. To be honest, he had always had an inexplicable caution towards this girl who suddenly appeared and had a strange life experience.

But her attitude has always been friendly, which was what puzzles him.

Could it be that my passive skills have been invalid? Barbara should also fall into the category of 'non-human', why doesn't her status look like Nicole's?

Lance thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out. Of course, he actually had an idea in his mind, but that idea was too cruel to think too much!

He was really afraid that the so-called 'non-human' did not mean 'not human' but... 'anything not like a human being'. That would be a big joke.

After returning to his room, Lance lay on the bed.

This day was very tiring for him. First, he was woken up early in the morning and battled wits with Anna and others. Then he got a close look at the explosion scene and realized that she was not a real magical girl but the girl who blew herself up!

Finally, he didn't even eat lunch and rode a carriage bumping all the way out and back with some boring things happening. It was obviously a day, but it seemed like a week.

Lance was lying on the bed, holding Anna's disposable staff in his hand. It looked very similar to the magic wand in Harry Potter. But after studying it for a long time, he still didn't know how to use it.

Lance stretched out a finger and the tip of his finger lit up with a bright green light. This was his energy, the demon energy. 

However, this faint green color was not caused by his control, but... he only had so much demon energy! It should be known that even Barbara can generate a green flame on her hand.

"If I inject demon energy into the staff." This idea came to Lance's mind, but he quickly threw it away. What should he do if this staff explodes?

He simply closed his eyes and said, "JiangCheng, wake me up after 0 o'clock at midnight."

"Yes, Master."

Lance fell asleep in a daze. He felt that he had only slept for ten minutes when JiangCheng woke him up. But he glanced at the clock on the wall and saw that it was actually already midnight.

He took a deep breath, and as the thoughts in his mind were running, he came to the system space again.

[Today's mission starts]

[Today's mission: Play for three hours]

[Task reward: Account balance ten yuan]

Sure enough, this anti-addiction was refreshed at midnight every day!

Lance now has fifteen yuan in his account balance, and he knew how to use it. Since this system can open multiple games at the same time, he must unlock the games.

Besides, the icons may be arranged according to the unlocking price.

He first opened [Sun Wukong] and [Legendary Hegemony], and then clicked on the third game.

[Cultural Relics and Archeology]

He needed the account balance now, so...

[Unlocking the game requires ten yuan. Do you want to unlock it]

Lance clicked OK without thinking. The moment he clicked on it, he saw a handsome guy with a 3D model: "I am the last man of the Wen family..."

Before he finished speaking, a 3D beauty said: "I will take you to find what you really want..."

Before she even finished her words, a real-life star came next, taking two guns from side to side and saying in her mouth: "Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah."

Lance couldn't bear to watch and instantly clicked to enter the game. Then, a character in the game appeared and began to automatically walk and fight monsters.

He looked at the screen and didn't sleep this time because he always felt that this thing was so familiar. After watching it for a long time, holy shit, isn't this the same character with some changes to the modeling and background textures!

Damn it, even the posture he using the weapon hasn't changed yet! The looking and actions of monsters are too lazy to be changed, you bastard!

"Okay." Lance gave up compalinting. He opened the [Legendary Hegemony] and found that the equipment in his backpack was almost full again. He took advantage of the mission to pass by the main city, struggled to seize control from the automatic upgrade, and then went to the merchant to sell the equipment.

Another five yuan account balance was added. Lance suspected that the last time he could only get five yuan for three hours had something to do with the fact that he fell asleep and the backpack was full early.

Sun Wukong, on the other hand, was always stuck at LV 101. He looked at it a few times before he realized that he needed to upgrade it manually.

Fortunately, the extra experience was stored. Lance clicked to upgrade and finally stopped at LV 132. But his own panel has not improved at all. It seemed that one hundred levels should be considered as one level in real world.

If that was the case... His heart moved slightly and he clicked the deal. The blinding light pollution rushed into his eyes, but there were still two things that caught his attention in this light pollution.

[Great tonic pill! Upgrade one hundred levels after eating each! Price: one hundred yuan]

He couldn't afford this one, but the second one...

[Enlightenment pill! Get triple experience for three hours! Price: ten yuan]

Lance bought this without even thinking!

Then, the character in the game submited a task and was upgraded to a level in one go. He killed three monsters and was upgraded to a level in one go!

Almost as soon as he clicked the upgrade button, there was another prompt.

Not only that, but [Legend Hegemony] also seemed to be influenced by Lance's manipulation. When passing through the main city, the character wouldl go to a merchant. No matter how many things he had on him, a dialog box poped up asking him to sell it.

Including [Cultural Relics and Archeology], Lance found that the character couldn't kill monsters while the monster couldn't kill him either. At a glance, there was a row of equipment that needed to be replaced which needed him to be handled manually.

Ever since, Lance spent three long hours amidst the crackling sound of mouse clicks. With the task completed, he suddenly threw the mouse!

Damn it, the pace of these three games are too fast to play!

At this time, his game character had reached LV 400. And he also had a huge account balance of 30 yuan even though he was given a few cents each time. Coupled with the ten yuan reward, now he had an account balance of 40 yuan.

A huge sum of money!

Moreover, the functions of the previous two games had already been revealed. Since the unlock price of this [Cultural Relics and Archeology] was the same as the previous games, it should also have its corresponding effects.