It was only when Daniel heard her speak Nigerian that he reacted. "What did she just say? I heard help, save, pretend, money. What's all that?" he asked. Flabbergasted
"Pfft... hahahahahaha." We couldn't help but burst out laughing. It was hilarious. You guys should have seen his face.
"Haha bro, chill. We ain't gonna sell you. It's a Nigerian language, Lol," Bella said in between laughter.
"Even if I trust Lina, girl, I don't trust you. You're a wild cat. Who knows what you might wanna do to me," Daniel said, giving Aunty Bella a bombastic side-eye.
"Oh, so now I'm the bad bitch? And tell me, how much are you worth? I won't get a good profit out of selling you," retorted Bella.
They continued to lash, I didn't even bother to interfere; I let them continue to spill shits. One of them would eventually get tired.
A few minutes later, the waiter brought our orders, and yes, those two haven't stopped their argument, they just had to behave like adults But their eyes still dey shoot daggers at each other.
I focused my attention on the food I was eating, while those two kept finding fault in each other's way of eating, drinking, or even sitting.
"How can a handsome and rich guy chew like that... ewwwwww, so disgusting," Bella feigned a look disgust.
"Oh, it's definitely better than the hunchback of Notre Dame in front of me" ouch I felt that lol.
Even though I'm enjoying their flights and also learning new insults from this babies, it's high time they Stopped fighting
"Okay, okay, I think it's time y'all get your shit together and act like adults," I scolded obviously being the bigger person.
"My love, shebi u know me say I no like wahala, it's this dickhead, he's tryna cover me with dirt cause I'm too clean," Bella said and pouted, making the puppy eyes face.
I rolled my eyes "abeg shift"
"I don't know what u guys are saying but whatever it is she's saying, just know it's a big fat lie" Daniel said
I chuckled lightly "okay now let's eat peacefully, can we?
"Sure" Bella said, even though it's clearly obvious in her voice that she doesn't want to
"I can definitely do that"
We ate our food silently. After that, once we were done, Bella and I headed out. On our way out, Bella kept complaining about how Daniel was a jerk.
"I never knew he would insult his sister-in-law that way" she said
"Oh, sweet Bella, we're not married yet, and this isn't my idea of a romantic date... We're not even dating yet," I replied.
"Don't even imagine it, you guys no fit date. You haven't even started dating, him don dey treat him sister-in-law like this. What if you guys eventually get married, him go dey beat me nih ooo," she said in Pidgin.
"Bella, buh u sef deserve am, na Wetin ur eyes find, na Wetin ur eyes see"
"Don't be such a bitch, girl. You should coax me."
"Lol, dey play girl just keep playing, na me send u"
When I speak Pidgin, it feels like I'm home. I feel like myself again. It's definitely not fun speaking other people's language all the time.
We stood in front of the car waiting for Daniel. We waited for a while, and that gave Bella the opportunity to scandalize.
"Who knows what's going on inside, maybe he doesn't have the money to pay and he's already asked to wash the plate. My mind dey tell me say him borrow this car nih. Omo, see me, I no fit stay for too long oo"
"Ahhhh bella, how can you say that? Even if he borrowed it, he wouldn't borrow a Rolls-Royce. Dey Use your head sometimes, he must be busy or something urgent came up. No dey talk nonsense."
"Abegi free me joor, and tell me who's the crazy shameless bitch now"
"Huh"
"Don't 'huh' me, u we're so against this date, and now u support him in anyway u can leaving me all by my sef"
"No go that area OOO, it's not like I'm supporting him, I'm just trying to make the best out of it"
"Lol, dey play"
Just then Daniel came out wearing a new set of clothes,well that's surprising
"Hey, sorry to keep you waiting babe," he apologized
"She wasn't the only one waiting, dumbass. You should have said 'babes' instead," she snapped.
"Well, I didn't see anyone except her here," retorted Daniel.
Oh God help me