In a house in Yangzhai City, Yingchuan, the maids and old ladies were busy inside and outside. The mistress just gave birth to a baby boy at dawn, which made everyone in the family ecstatic. The male owner fell ill and died two months ago, and there are no boys left in the family. If the mistress hadn't been pregnant with Liujia, her uncles and brothers would have already managed to divide the family property and live happily. But the birth of this baby boy completely stopped their thoughts. (Since the name of Guo Jia's father cannot be found, he does not need to appear.)
After making sure that I was not dreaming, I first made some psychological adjustments to adapt myself to the current changes. While I was being put into a basin with just the right temperature to take a bath, I observed the surrounding situation. The house was sealed tightly and I couldn't see outside. But judging from the furnishings in the house, this is definitely not a delivery room in the 21st century. The low room and the bright operating room cannot be compared together. The things inside the room seemed to me to be really shabby. He must be so unlucky, he must be from a poor family. But it's not like listening to the midwife nagging and mumbling as she washes: "Young master washes your hands and you will hold a wolf-hair pen in your hand. You wash your hair and you are smart and number one. You wash your chest. You will have millions of soldiers in your chest. Master wash it." Wash your penis..." Come and see how I am also a young master! The family should still have some money! No matter what, I feel so sleepy! Let's get some sleep first.
In my sleep, I heard a kind voice saying: "Jia'er! Jia'er! Your father's spirit in heaven can rest in peace."
Although I haven't figured out the era yet, I am still sure that I have come to ancient times. Judging from the changes in the sun, moon and stars, at least it is on the earth. correct! You should make a five-year or ten-year plan for yourself to avoid trouble. One and a half years old can speak! It should be reasonable. I wonder if it's too early to learn to walk at the age of two and a half? Three years old? Just play with him for a year, is it four years old? Keep playing! Hahaha! Five years old? Sorry, let me play again! Six years old? Ah... I'm so sleepy that I'll go to bed first. Let's talk about it when we are six years old.
Ask me why I don't behave like a child prodigy who can write at the age of three and martial arts at the age of seven. The words that came out of his mouth shocked everyone. Depend on! Are you sick! As a person who has lived for more than thirty years and experienced the nightmare of the college entrance examination. I don't want to be thrown into a pile of books since I was a child, not to mention that this is ancient times... the boss... ancient times... do you understand? There are no schools, only private schools. In an era when men and women were seated in separate seats at the age of six, there were naturally no female classmates left to have fun there!
At the age of seven, when I was about to start school, my widowed mother, Mrs. Guo, hired a husband to teach me at home. I learned through my husband that this is the first year of Guanghe, Emperor Xiaoling of the Eastern Han Dynasty. I'm so unlucky. Although I'm not very good at history, I've read Romance of the Three Kingdoms several times and watched CCTV's TV series a lot. If I remember correctly, six years later, in the first year of Zhongping, there would be the famous Yellow Turban Uprising.
Wait... My name was Guo Jia in my previous life... Although I am also called Guo Jia in this life, my name is changed. Am I the legendary Guo Jia—Guo Fengxiao—who has scriptures and history hidden in his belly and a hidden armored soldier in his chest? His strategy is like Fan Li's and his decision-making is like Chen Ping's!
Holy shit! That doesn't mean that I will die again when I live to be thirty-eight! This is not possible!
Aren't the jelly beans that the alchemists hired by the messy family used to give me the poison that led to my untimely death as recorded in the history books? I fainted...then woke up and fainted again! And then fainted!
Who is to blame? I can only blame myself for not crying or making trouble before I was two years old, which made my widowed mother think that I was sick. The old man who believed in alchemy invited many experts to come to his home to make elixirs for him. I even said happily that it tasted great! I didn't know before that I must never eat it again in the future! Feudal superstition kills people!
But then again, am I really the Guo Fengxiao who made Cao Cao sigh after his defeat at Chibi: "Guo Fengxiao is here alone!" I think that in my previous life, if I was not good at literature or martial arts, I would just do nothing and wait for death without even having a wife. But here it turns out that there is a heavyweight who can rival Kong Ming.
is it possible? Holy shit! Why is it impossible? I wonder how I, Guo Jia, a graduate of a higher military academy in the 21st century (unfortunately a graduate of the psychology department of a medical school), can give me some advice! I have not read the Art of War, but I have at least watched "Landmine Warfare", "Tunnel Warfare", and "South and North War". I am still familiar with the tactics used by the older generation of proletarian revolutionaries, such as attacking in the east and attacking in the west, and besieging cities for reinforcements. What's more, although I don't read official history, I like to read unofficial history. It's still very clear what kind of secrets such as what clothes Diao Chan wore when she played Marquis Wen and what wine the imperial concubine drank when she was drunk. Although I haven't watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at first glance, it shouldn't be a big problem if I make it to the age of thirty-eight just by relying on the CCTV version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". But it seems that learning must be strengthened in the future, otherwise everyone may not see Guo Jia when watching the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
correct! Should I still assist Cao Cao?
To be honest, I really don't like Liu Bei crying all day long, even if he calls himself Prince Jing of Zhongshan when meeting people, damn it! By now, if there are only a million kings and queens in the country, there are probably a hundred thousand! As for Sun Jian, Sun Ce, and Sun Quan, they were even more distasteful. Sun Jian was originally a good person, but after receiving the Jade Seal, his essence changed immediately. Could it be that I am still assisting Cao Cao like in history? What should I do if I am accused of being an accomplice of Han thieves in the future? Do it yourself? That is unrealistic. You want soldiers but no soldiers (if you can be reincarnated, you will have it! Depressing!) You want money but no money (but in this era if you ask for too much money, you will be robbed! Don't bother!) You want a family but no family (if Reincarnating into Yuan Shao or Yuan Shu is also good!). Eh! Yuan Shao! Historically speaking, the most powerful person after the alliance between the princes was Yuan Shao. If I help him, the Three Kingdoms will not appear at all. Then will the future Five Husbands be gone?
Thinking a little too far! I am only seven years old now, so I should try to make some preparations for the future! Try to get some manpower first, and then no matter who you help, you must first have some strength. There are too many examples of birds being hidden and rabbits being cooked, which makes my hair stand on end. In fact, looking at the history of China, the so-called faint king and wise king are largely different from the timing of killing dogs sooner or later. The foolish king ate the dog before the rabbit died, while the wise king waited until he ate the rabbit before eating the dog.
What can I do? Making glass...oh my god! Apart from knowing that the raw material of glass is sand, I only know that glass means homosexual. Making wine? Save it! Liquor making is still a state monopoly industry now! papermaking! If you faint, just send me a paper factory and maybe I can make two of them!