"Haaaaa….." I sighed in relaxation as I stared out at the ever twilight covered purple sky's of Envy as the sun was constantly in a state of setting while the full moon hovered in the sky, perpetually staying in this state ever since this ring came into existence millions of years ago.
The waves gently crashed upon the islands shores as I didn't have anything to do for the time being, Heaven wasn't a problem for now besides one thing that needed to be done but I was on a personal vacation for myself as their wasn't anything for me to do.
The hotel was fine for now, IMP was doing their jobs and the end times based upon everything that has happened won't be happening for the foreseeable future from what Paimon has told me about the end times so it was time to relax.
*rumble rumble*
I could feel the island shake as the waves began to rise before a massive two headed monster came out from the dark purple ocean as it looked at me before slowly shrinking down and returning to her original two headed form.
I lifted my sunglasses slightly surprised, "My Lia, I haven't seen you in that form in ages." I say seeing Leviathan in her old two headed form she used to use way back in the day.
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"Well you know how much of a drag it is to keep my hair looking this good with both my heads." Her left humanoid like head said with a smirk before she pulled out a black pack of cigarettes before puckering her lips as her second head blew a small flame to light it for her.
"But I just felt going to my roots, besides you were one of the few people that saw me like this as sexy." Her monstrous head said in response while the humanoid one kept smoking.
"I still do, but when we would get it on both of your heads would get jealous of the other one if I was focusing on one over the other, not to mention when you got particularly jealous you tend to Bite into me pretty damn hard, it's no wonder most of your ex's ended up dead cause of that." I said to her but she just scoffed when I said that.
"And that just tells me they just couldn't handle all of this." She says while Accentuating her slim and sexy figure while barring her sharp fangs.
As she says that she tosses the cigarette to the side before she saunters on over and sensually climbing on top of me, "And I haven't had the chance to fuck nice and good after what you did with those angel fuckers awhile back." She said trailing her nails over my chest.
Seeing that I grinned before twisting around and pinning her underneath me as I ran my tongue up and down her necks making her moan in response before I took her normal heads lips into my own giving her a deep French kiss for a bit before switching to her more monstrous head and making out with it as well before pulling away as both heads began to catch their breaths.
I wiped away the excessive saliva away from my lips while I grinned, "Oh I'm going to enjoy fucking you into the ground…" I said before I began to have my way with the two headed Demoness.
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A few days later, at a Dance Studio in Hell Vegas, Greed.
"And one two three four! Come on girls you got to keep with the rhythm and be in sync with each other." I said as I was getting to work on Glitz and Glam's song for the upcoming Clown Pagent.
The two of them looked rather tired as I had been drilling into their bones for the past few days how to match up their dancing with one another while breaking up any stupid arguments between the two.
But as I watched them dance and show off their stuff I got to say they will definitely win this Clown Pagent, though I have been talking back and forth with Ozzie to push for his cute little clown boy to get out of Mammon's game as he is a litteral slave driver through and through when it comes to Fizz, but times change and it's about time for a new stars to take the stage.
I light up a Cigar and take a deep breath as I watch the two sisters give it their all to keep in sync with the rhythm of the song while showing off how much they are both the same and different from each other.
Soon enough the song ends and I can't help but clap at their performance, "Well done girls, I think, no scratch that, I know for a fact that you two will be stealing the show and with me in your corner you both can reach the fame and stardom that you both desire." I say while tossing them both a towel to wipe of the sweat they have made from all the dancing, singing, and clown performances they have shown off to me today.
"Hell yeah!"(x2) They say with a grin as they high five each other as they seem excited for the show.
(Money Money Money)(Mammons Ringtone)
"Mammon! How's it going? Is the stage all set and ready to go for tomorrow night?" I say after answering the phone.
"Haha! Of course it is! And with you being there along with your hottie Verosika joining the tickets that I sold for ridiculous prices easily sold out! I tell you the people down here will do whatever they can to see some good entertainment! Hell this might be the biggest and best pageant I have ever hosted!" Mammon says excitedly on the other side which makes me smirk while I blow out the smoke from my cigar.
"Good, Good, speaking of which what's your opinion on those two girls I suggested for the show?" I ask while looking over my shoulder seeing them both listen in before turning away and doing some stretches while still going to listen to what's going on.
"Those two? I mean I'm all for anything you toss out their, but really? Cmon Cain you know women can't play clowns, I mean it be another thing if it was a female sinner who was a comedian up above, that I can believe because I've seen some funny ass shows you sinners make, but down here with the rest of us? I can't really see it, besides their Envian's, those guys think they are better than everyone else in hell all the time." Mammon says complaining about the one major flaw of the Envy rings citizens, they naturally think they are better than everyone else which isn't really true for the most part.
"And I can see that, but Mammon buddy! Cmon! I'm seeing the bigger picture in all this and I tell you right now those two are the next big thing for all of hell, and I tell you what they Will overshadow anything Fizz has ever done, sure he's a sexy piece of work but times change and people will need something new and exciting." I say before summoning a barrier to cut off what I was saying being heard by the girls.
"Besides I think it's time to let him go, not fire him per say but let him do his own thing and start off fresh with these girls." I say giving my suggestion.
"Let him go? Cain you must be pulling my leg here! You know how much money he's pulling in for us? Letting him go would make our sales drop hard! And you know I hate losing money…" he said the last bit with a guttural growl in his voice as nothing pisses him off more than losing money.
"Cool your head Clown, haven't you ever heard the saying, 'You got to Lose money to make Money', sure sales will dip but I know for a fact with me endorsing it heavily those idiots will eat up anything I say has my seal of approval, if I like those girls of fucking course anyone in hell, Hellborn and Sinner alike, will want nothing more than to have as many things you desire to make of them and the money, there's going to be a lot of money, Lots and Lots of Money." I say in an extremely enticing way that I could hear him audibly gulping from what I said.
"So when this show happens and if on the off chance that Fizz may or may not want to quit you let him go, do you need to be happy about it? Of course not but letting it go is the best of both worlds as it keeps Ozzie happy and if he's happy and the partnership you guys got going now doesn't break then we will Definitely profit from the change in rising stars." I say really to sell the point home to him.
There was a pause before I heard a sigh, "Alright Cain, I'm trusting you on this, If it does happen I will let it happen without getting pissy about it, but only because you have been the best business partner in my entire time I have been down here, anyway I got to get the show prepped and ready to go so I will talk later." He said before abruptly hanging up to end the conversation.
But I didn't mind as I felt good about myself with what I did, It's the Small things in Life that make things more interesting after all.
Now then it's time for the show to begin!