"Man, I can't stand looking at your face, you and all your brothers all look just like Luci but with different hairstyles, your god must have been really in creative we making you lot." I sarcastically said as I pointed my blade up at him before flying up with my six wings as I fly above him.
"And I really don't like it when you fuckers try and look down on me." I say with my chin raised and a grin on my face.
He just scoffed at that, "over 7 million years in hell and you just seem to have gotten worse as a person as a result." He said before his eyes widened as the air burst behind me as both my and his blades clashed up against eachother.
"It's Hell dipshit, you think it's a place for people to try and make themselves better? Nobody tried to come up with the idea of redeeming themselves until my daughter came up with it herself, and while I believe in her dream I already know I'm an irredeemable person, and the thought of having to live in heaven for the rest of my afterlife is as nauseating as the thought of you having to live down there yourself." I say as our blades keep clashing up against each other.
"Now Cmon Uriel, if you want to hurt me here and now your going to have to get Serious!" I shout at the end as I send him hurtling back from a very strong blow before he used his wings to keep himself from crashing into the ground.
"Get serious huh? Alright then…" he says with a wave of his hand as holy light rings spread out behind himself.
"I am heavens Judge and the controller of heavens armory." He states as within those circles numerous swords, spears and axes began to manifest.
"That golden haired brat would be pissed if he saw you using his signature move, but two can play at that game." I say to him before I also waved my hand as many portals appeared behind me as blood red and black weapons appeared from within and without a second thought I unleashed a barrage of tainted weapons while he in return sent out a barrage of holy weapons.
As the weapons clashed they caused hundreds upon hundreds of mini explosions appeared in the air looking like fireworks to the humans in the distance.
Seeing as this wasn't as effective as he hoped, Uriel began to gather holy energy within his hands before unleashing it as a beam of light straight at me.
"Mgh…" I muttered as I lost half of the left side of my body from the waist up with my left arm completely gone.
"My that tickled, if it was anyone else that would have outright killed them." I said with a grin as black blood flowed from my mouth before the corrupting darkness flowed out from my massive wound before forming my new left half of my body like it never happened causing Uriel to frown.
"How many people died just so your body could withstand a full hit of holy light?" I questioned me with his sword raised at me.
"Better question is have you ever counted the slices of bread you have eaten in your life?" I ask which seemed to piss him off even more as he launched himself at me to which our blades clashed once more.
"You monster! I should put you down like the dog you are!" He seemed genuinely mad at what I had done which made me laugh even more at that.
"If I'm a dog, Then your dog food! CERBERUS!" I shouted out and before Uriel could react Cerberuses massive jaws bit into the sides of Uriel's body, leg and wings on his right side.
"AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!" The sheer sound of pain and agony he was giving was music to my ears as my smile grew wider and wider by the second.
But my eyes widened a bit as I felt two extremely powerful holy presences approaching my location forcing me to sigh.
"Cerberus, heel, it seems our fun up here is over now." I say before sending a rather forceful kick into the now wounded and now missing one of his six wings, Uriel straight back down to the ground.
"Sera, Sera, Sera, I do hope you enjoyed that little taste for what is to come, heheheheheHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" I laugh menacingly as I look straight at the location that viewing orb of hers was viewing me from before I pulled myself into my own portal of darkness as I returned back to hell.
And not a moment too soon as the two archangels of heaven Micheal and Gabriel both arrived on the scene to see their brother laying on the ground wounded and bleeding all over.
"Uriel! It will be alright, will get you patched up and you'll be as good as new." Gabriel said as he began to use his holy healing majic to slow down and stop Uriel's bleeding.
"Tch, he's gone, come on, we can't let the humans see us in this state." Micheal muttered sounding quite annoyed with what had transpired here today before he opened a portal before going back to help Gabriel bring Uriel back to heaven and to patch him up soon enough.
But back down in hell in Gluttony Cain reappeared back in the private park that both he and Carmilla went to have their date at if one was their they would see him dancing around feeling as happy as can be.
"Fuck heaven! Haha! Oh man I feel soooo good! Not only did I put my piece of shit father in his place but I also beat the crap out of one of the Major Archangels to boot! This-This calls for a celebration! No better yet we need to have a party! A massive party! And I know who to call out of everyone to have the best party to go around!" I shouted out before pulling out my phone with a grin as I made the call and only after a few beeps she answered.
"Cain? Man I haven't heard from you since that huge party I had last year, how you been man?" Beelzebub the Queen Bee of Hell said to me as I just couldn't stop grinning.
"Bee I need a party, a massive party, the best party we could make on such short notice! Everyone from all over gluttony is invited and it's going to be the best party of the decade or even the century at that!" I said as I planned to party hard for what I did.
As today marked a real tangible major win for hell that heaven couldn't pretend didn't happen and thus we needed to celebrate for it.
So party on party people! Because we're gonna get fucked tonight!