"Ah yes, the river pirates," you say, playing along and hiding your frustration. "That's a tale for another time, though. As entertaining as that story is, I think we have more pressing matters to discuss, don't we?"
The aristocrat huffs, clearly disappointed, but the chief nods in agreement. "Yes, Chomper. There are indeed more pressing matters at hand - like why you're here, and what you want from us."
You take a deep breath, preparing to negotiate your way out of this situation. You're a Falling Angel, a spell thief, and the child of Pon the Pirate - you've faced worse odds before.