"Take it lying down, you make it sound so easy!" Zhang Zifeng clutched his head, spinning in circles on the ground with an expression close to breaking down, "Heavens above, earth below! Why does such good fortune fall into your lap, kid? Why do you get to feast while I can't even sip the broth? Three of them, ah, you actually live under the same roof with three gorgeous women!"
"Not three, four."
You added another stab.
"Four!?" Zhang Zifeng grabbed your throat with both hands, "Spill it! Who's the fourth one, who, who!"
To snap Zhang Zifeng back to reality, you kneed him right in the groin, causing him so much pain that he clutched himself and started spinning on the ground again.
"The fourth is a classmate of mine. You probably wouldn't know her even if I told you her name, so I'll just mention her surname. It's Wu."
"Wu?" Zhang Zifeng suddenly looked up, his eyes bulging as he uttered three words, "Wu! Qi! You!"
"Huh? You know her too?"
