"Me?"
You pointed at yourself in surprise and said to Wei Shuxian, "Glasses, you really have a knack for spinning stories, but could you please stop pinning every cr*p on me?"
Wei Shuxian pushed his glasses up and said, "If I'm not guessing wrong..."
"Guess my a*s!" Yang Kai felt like strangling Wei Shuxian then and there. "When you speak, can't you change this annoying habit of yours?"
Wei Shuxian smiled, "It's a habit. But, it's worth mentioning, why would the Empress, who once dominated the Tang Empire over fourteen hundred years ago and could stand toe-to-toe with the Heavenly Empress Wu Hao, be so sensitive to the words 'Yun Chu'?"
Wei Shuxian smiled gracefully as if he had the air of Kongming about him, but just as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a strange noise from the air in front, followed by a "smack," and he was sent tumbling over, crashing heavily into Yang Kai beside him!
"Glasses! Hey, Glasses, don't you die on me!"