Qin Shou kicked the fat man's big butt twice!
The fatso roared angrily, "I've surrendered, why are you still hitting me?"
Qin Shou said, "Then tell me honestly, what the hell are you?"
The fatty sat on the ground and rubbed his butt, "A frog..."
When Qin Shou saw the lightning, he knew who this acne-faced guy was; he had followed a cave deep down onto the moon before, where a huge toad lay inhaling and exhaling the Spiritual Energy of the moon.
This fatty in front of him was clearly that warty toad!
Qin Shou weighed the brick in his hand and asked, "I'll give you another chance, rephrase your answer, what exactly are you?"
The fatty replied miserably, "A warty toad."
Qin Shou clapped his hands and said, "That's more like it. A warty toad is a warty toad. Why pretend to be Chang'e?!"
Upon hearing this, the fatty pouted and whined nauseatingly, "I really am Chang'e."
Ha!
