So, this is quite unexpected. I said as I was lying on the ground dying. Now you're wondering how this happened.

It's quite simple actually. First of all, let me tell you my name. My name is... Uh... What was it again? Yeah, I don't remember. Anyway, I was casually buying coffee and when I went out of the store. I saw a shooting star and so I wished. Then, unexpectedly got stabbed. Yeah that's it. Never thought I'd die like this.

Just kidding, I'm not dying. Did you think I'd die like that. No no no. The actual way I died was by getting stabbed, hit by a truck, hit a light pole, electrocuted by a cable, the same cable making a nearby gas station explode covering me in fire. Even after that I still drank my coffee like it's a normal day.

Before I died I thought. 'what a way to die and start a novel isn't it?' and finally died. The end.

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Did you think that was the end, readers? No no no! That'd be boring wouldn't it?

So, I woke up in an unfamiliar bed. As a girl. Wow. I got gender bended. I don't actually care that much.

I got up from the bed and looked in the mirror. What I saw was... A girl. What did you expect?

I find the face I see in the mirror quite familiar... Oh. It's the female version of me that I thought of. She has black hair that reaches her back, dark brown eyes cause black eyes don't exist at least in reality, and a height of around 150 cm with D size booba.

"Well, I didn't expect this."

After looking at my new body for a second, I shrugged and walked to the computer next to it. I turned the computer on and put in the password. If you're wondering how I know it. It's literally the exact same password I usually use.

So, I found a few things out. One, I'm still just as perverted like I used to be. Two, this world's power scaling off the charts. Three, I'm fucked cause I know this world and it's because this world was the novel I made. Four, I made the novel when I was on drugs and highly potent halucigenons. Meaning the world I'm in is a total shitshow of a mess that's called my novel.

"Yeah."

"I'm fucked."

"Hmm, what to do? What do you think, readers?"

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"Alright. I'll just go exploring, I guess." I said as I was changing clothes. Which consisted of grey sweat pants, a black bra, and a grey hoodie. It seems that this version of me also prefers darker colours more than bright ones. Dunno why people like such bright colours.

I put on black shoes and left my house. As I walked on the streets I saw many crimes happening like murder, rape, etc. The usual in this world. But nobody cares cause they never succeed cause that's the job of the hunters. This world has hunters not the usual Korean manhwa kind of hunters but world hunters. They keep the criminals in check, conquer other worlds by negotiation and force if necessary but no enslavement cause slavery is outdated. But you can still get a slave crest if you want. It's just up to you. Well, enough with the boring world building shit. Now to the current situation I'm in.

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"I'm dead."

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"Again."

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"So, now you're wondering how I died again. Aren't you?"

"Right?"

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"So, this is how it happened. I was crossing the road and boom! I got hit by a truck. Again and died."

Now, I'm in another world but...

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I died. Again. And this cycle repeats over and over and over. Each death takes longer and longer to come. From one hour to a day to a month, year, decade, century, millennium and so on.

Now, it's been... Ummm... Oh yeah! 1257485 deaths. It's been sooooo long. I wanted to talk to you guys so much! But sadly I couldn't cause the author doesn't want to write that many chapters. So they just made a time skip. In that time I found out something. It's that before my death time I couldn't die. No matter how I got killed. Atomised, vaporised, heck even existence erasure didn't kill me I just came back like it was nothing.

I even got the nickname eternal ghost parade and immortal madman. Every Time I died I went to a new world. I even went to anime, manhwa, manga, comics, novels and fanfiction worlds even shows, movies, and games. Yet nobody could truly kill me even being beyond the tiering system (VS battle wiki tiering system) couldn't kill me.

No matter how hard they tried they could not kill me! Even authors couldn't! And now I-

Oh. Ok. Uh huh. Alriiight. What? Oooh. Uh huh. Ok. I got it. Well, sorry but I have to cut this conversation short cause the author told me that they are going to timeskip again. Sooooo bye! See you in I dunno amount of deaths! By-

Timeskip

Hel- he- Hello? Can you hear me? Or should I say, read this. Oh my days! Finally! *Sobbing* you've been unresponsive for Soo long! I think it's been 1 2 3... 19167200172668 deaths! In those incompressible amounts of time. I've been sooooo lonely without you guys! I feel like the narrator in Stanley parable ultra deluxe when Stanley kept pressing the skip button but infinitely worse!

Thank you so much! For still reading! I thought no one was going to read till here cause the previous parts were not really eye catching, attention grabbing paragraphs. So, I want to say thank you for reading till this part and finally responding after soooo long. I was soooo miserable that even the most aloof, coldest, even emotionless higher beings started being sympathetic of me! But sadly we have to cut this short.

So, back to the story!

I woke up again in the new cycle. As the same female version of me. In a house that I apparently inherited. The most confusing part is... I'm 15 years old and an orphan at that. Wow. How am I even still alive and not homeless or in an orphanage? Apparently cause I was still a child I was exempt from annual house payment apparently. And apparently I'm also a cafe owner? How the hell did I get a cafe at 10 year old???

Apparently I won a lottery 3 times in a row. I'm starting to think that the lottery was rigged... Anyways, yeah. Now I own a cafe. Oh look at the time it's already time to end the chapter. Sadly I can't stay talking to my beautiful and lovely readers. So, thanks for reading! And see you in the next chapter. Hopefully there'll be more in the next chapter. Thanks for reading!