The Lord's System.

"it's about time you retire.. you gotta leave opportunity for the younger ones." and that's how I, Karok, became jobless at the age of 34 . But that's just the beginning... the next thing I remember after sobering up... it was a slap on my face,.. it hurts, it freaking hurts and it burns?? I was even more shocked when I realized I'm no longer in earth and.... I have a damn beautiful, hot, gorgeous, ahh I can't find enough words to describe her beauty... ah well... aside that... there's this annoying system, self proclaimed parasite that says this is what I envisioned, a dream I wanted... But why are all the tasks about conquests and wars? I thought my only dream was to get rich and uh.... huh.... I don't remember what my dream was..... ---- the story is mostly based on the comedic side. while I may not be much of a comedian, my mistakes might make up for it. please correct me on the way if you can.. I'll be very thankful for it. -- Rotten.Pig