Today,Dante gave me a day off to rest because of everything that happened,so I decided to call my nagging best friends- Liam and Bella -
I had already kinda missed them though I'm preparing myself mentally for a lot of insult, nagging and lot of lots of gossip.
after getting dressed,I decided to go downtown to talk to them instead of in my room.i didn't trust anyone there fully,they could find out I am a spy though my phone calls.
I decided to go to a cafe., I ordered a large cup of boba tea and cookies.after eating at least half of my food and made sure I had enough strength to listen to their nagging, i dialed a group video call.bella was the first to pick the call then Liam.
bella:"Alisa Jones!!! why have you decided to call us now, you little brat.do you know how worri.... hey dumbass, you've lost weight,you look thin"
Liam:she is always thin.
bella:..yh that is right but... she's more thinner.what the fuck happened to you!!!"
Liam:it probably as a result of constant sucking of dick
bella:*sighs* I don't know what to do with you,she is not you, number two....bro wtf must you always change an important topic to a dick or pussy topic...at least it no longer pussy,it now dick"
Liam:wha... seriously.gosh, you're annoying.
bella:*rolls eyes* any way,Alisa what happened to you.
Alisa: finally,you realized there is another person in this video call.
bella: don't change the subject, what happened?
Alisa:*explains the whole story*
Bella's face pales:oh my god,are you okay,are you hurt anywhere,does your body ache do you have.....
Liam:quit being dramatic,she's fine obviously.
bella:I wasn't talking to you.
Liam:*mimicks bella *
bella: you're so lucky I'm not with you or else i would have smacked you since morning.
Liam: you're so mean.alisa help me from this witch
bella:witch?...that it,you little piece of sh...
Alisa:bella,it ok. I'm tired of the two of you bickering.i could almost think you're enemies.
bella and Liam: of course not!!!
bella:I still hate you
Liam:same here.
bella: Alisa,are you okay.
Liam:I was so worried I couldn't suck a dick properly.
Bella: cut it out already!!!!
*Alisa:*laughing*
bella:all jokes aside..Alisa please kindly inform us of what happening to you so we could come help or at least send someone.
Liam:I'd never forgive my self if something happens to you.
Alisa: alright I get it,I promise to always tell you guys if I'm going on a dangerous mission.
Liam:and call us.
Alisa:I promise
bella:even if she doesn't,Id perform a spell on you to always call us
Alisa:sure no problem,quit talking about me and let talk about the "tea". spill it already.
Liam:oh oh oh, bella tell her about what happened between you and your boss.
Alisa:I'm listening,spill it.did you two...fuck ...wait how would you cheat on Kevin!!!
bella:bitch came down, I didn't sleep with him.he wanted to sleep with me but I said no,he didn't answer me and forcefully forced me so I decided to bye a drug....
Alisa:what drug
bella:a dick shrinking drug
Alisa:what the fuck!!!!!
bella: his dick reduced to an inch* laughs*
Alisa: I never knew you could be so wicked but that was a good one.
bella:*proud of herself* I know.i can't wait to leave this place and go on a new mission.
Liam:what wrong with this mission,I'm enjoying the mission on my own part.
Alisa:that because you get to suck a dick.
Liam:*flustered* wha.... goodness,I hate you.
Alisa:I love you too.anyway I already missed you two so much.it hurts so much you can't hit Liam on him head when he talks shit...which is literally everytime he opens his mouth.
bella: I know right,I could collect best at resetting dumb bitch's head.like I always reset a dumb bitch's brain like liam.i'm the greatest.
Liam:must you two always bully me.
Alisa:we ain't,we just pointing fact out.
Liam:*looks at Alisa and Bella deadpanned*
bella:he's cute when his embarrassed
Alisa and liam:ewwwwwwww.
bella:*murmurs* at least you know your ew.
Liam:I heard that!!
bella:congrats
Liam:I feel like in my past live,you were my very annoying sister or nagging wife
bella:I hope it none of what you stated.
Liam:awwn
Liam:I'm sorry but I have to go, I've gotten to my man's house
bella: prostitute
Liam:thanks a lot ..took it from you baby.muah byeeeee.
bella:you dumb bitch...at least I have you Alisa
Alisa:yeahh about that.....I'm leaving too,I have something to do
bella:what that
Alisa: sleep and rest....most importantly,a refill of my boba tea.i'm exhausted.
Bella: *groan* I want boba tea also
Alisa: buy it with your money
bella:wait.....
before she could continue her statement,I hung up the call.
I certainly am not going to waste my day off on them....