Hello. I'm so sorry I'm late, you won't believe the afternoon I've just had, oh lemonade, thanks. No ice not much lemon and sugar either, so just water then. It's okay am not a fussy person, any way, yeah, my mother had one of her breakups, and she was crying and I was trying to be a supportice daughter. " mom your stupid boyfriend stole my favorite jacket i know it's him, he's always had his eye on it and if I ever find him wearing it I will strangle him with it".
By the time I was done comforting her, I missed the bus , then I dashed to the subway station and barely managed to squeeze into a Jam-packed train and then this couple started baby talking in my face, the guy was all like "oh, my baby broke a nail?, I'm gonna kiss that boo boo away"
And the girl was like. "Oh shmoopy, I love you so much".
Oh god, how can anyone with an ounce of self-respect talk like that and then they started kissing literally in my ear , I mean, the girl was leaning against me for support and I could see the guy had spinach stuck in his teeth, yuck, I just couldn't take it anymore, okay? I shouted at them to get a room and then everyone around me started booing me for harassing two people in love , someone threw a tomato at me , this why I hate romantic love and how ridiculous it makes people.
Actually, wait, don't start thinking I'm some love hating , bitter person just yet.
Hi, I'm Fiona. And before I explain myself please like and follow.
I grew up with a single mom and my half sister mila who's five years older than me , the two are like peas in a pod, basically, both of them aren't acting their respective ages and me , the only thing I have in common with them is that we all love chocolate, which is nothing remarkable given that 86% of the world's population likes chocolate no, I didn't check this on google but you get my point right? .
Mom had Mila at 18 and then five years later she had me with another loser who l kinda feel lucky not knowing because I've seen the guy's mom pick and it's not pretty like once when I was seven mom brought home this guy who claimed to be, wait for it, a prince from a fair off land. Even then I could tell he was just a conman with a fake accent. And look, he came bearing Royal gifts, a belt for mom because her back hurts a lot, make up set for Mila who was 12 at the time