10 Years Ago, the Apocalypse struck. Everywhere around the globe, mysterious black hairy men in toilets appropriately named "Skibidi Toilets" appeared.
Humanity was powerless to defend against these all-powerful creatures appeared. Until Great Grand Ancestor Gigachad Almight Demon God Jogoat appeared.
With a flick of his ten inch co-finger, the leader of the Skibidi Toilet, Skibidi Man, was almost killed (Very creative name)
"GGAGADG Jogoat!" Skibidi Man said in his final words, "You shouldn't kill us, or the evil Seduction Queen Hatsune Miku will kill not just Earth, but the entire Universe!"
"nah bro i'd win frfrfrfrfrf" GGAGADG Jogoat said, not believing what Skibidi Man said, and completely destroyed all Skibidi Toilets from the face of Earth, and disappeared along with them.
*3 Years Later*
"Ben Dover!" a scientist shouted excitingly, running to a black man while holding his laptop.
"What is it?" 'Ben Dover', the big black handsome hot man said.
"There is a giant fluxuation of divine gyatt energy!" the scientist said.
The big black handsome hot man widened his eyes. "Dont tell me..."
"Yes, Jogoat is coming back!!!" the scientist shouted.
*10 hours later*
The president daddy Obama went along with his 69 bodyguards, as the giant portal in front of him began to open. It was red, and emitted divine gyatt energy so powerful that a normal human would get ripped apart.
Of course, Obama was the strongest african on Earth, and he could resist the energy.
*swish*
But Obama couldn't believe his eyes!
Yes, it was the great hero Jogoat, but that was not what shocked Obama.
Jogoat was completely burnt down, and he has lost an arm, a leg, and his giant 10 inch co-finger.
"What happened GGAGADG Jogoat?" Obama asked, fearful of what being could cause this much damage to the great hero Jogoat.
"bruh brooo skibidi man was riight :sob: there was this ugly ahh female like called hatsune miku or idk if it was a male lol. my testosterone is just so high that even men look like females wahahahahahahaha. anyways like uhhhhhhh rawr im gonna go take the divine gyatt energy to protect you guys so like good lukc makmalmalmlamlalmlala" Jogoat said.
"What the fuck." Obama was confused af.
And for the first time in a billion years, Jogoat spoke clearly and fluently, "My child, you shall assemble a group of shawty hotties, to defeat a being stronger than even I. Her name, is Hatsune Miku. After absorbing all the sexual energy from all the idols across the multiverse, she has almost infinite power. To protect you all, I will take away all the Divine Gyatt Energy from the world and use it to protect you all from Hatsune Miku."
And that's how Jogoat died.
Very funny hahahaahahahhahaha.
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Thanks for reading sexy babies :wink: :wink:
I lost both my kidney stones so help donate some stones please babe :sob:
I wonder who Jogoat is and how hot he is!!!
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