Ha... Ha...
"Tch, what a disappointment, to think that you lasted for 3 hours"
A voice came from in front of me. Right, he is beating me right now. I lost an arm and have a hole in my abdomen i was bleeding badly, I'm amazed that I'm still breathing.
...well not for long anyway.
"Haha... They always call you 5 minutes rule man because you always beat your enemies under 5 minutes"
He narrowed his eyebrows.
"I supposed that I'm giving you hard time?"
He scoffed.
"We had a nice talk, now die"
'ah... Damn it'
And so, my 1999th life begins.
...
Ouch! That hurts...
I guess i died... I'm a baby again.
As i opened my eyes, i was inside the crib and the room were wide, there were a lot of gold items that was placed on drawers and a large bed that fits two people by my side.
It seems that i was reborn as noble again, I bet 1000 drago¹ that I'm gonna die quickly, hehe.
Creak...
The door opened and three people were coming in, they seem to be a servant, they muttered something, of course i heard it.
"Why is the baby's not crying...?"
"That thing is not normal"
"That thing is that woman's child after all"
What the fu...? Why the hell did they started dissing on me the moment i opened my eyes? Oh well this is not the first time anyway.
And there's no way I'm gonna cry, it's too embarrassing I've lived for how many years and you're telling me to cry? Hell no, i rather die than acting as an actual baby.
One of the servant started walking towards me and grabbed me gently from the crib
"Hello, little one, are you hungry?"
"Moh!"
'No I'm not!'
"He must be hungry, I'll get some food for him"
What the fuck? I said no!
"Why should you? I mean it's because of this thing, his father, the lord is in 'that' state!"
Huh i have a dad? Now that's new, normally i don't have a parents, parents that related to my bodies to be exact, this is the first that i have a father that is blood-related to me. What about mother?
However, my question was soon to be answered by one of the servant.
"It's because of this damn child, the happy family broke, Lady Rossina died!"
Oh, she died, huh ok.
"But he's still baby, we need to feed him"
"Haaa..."
Servant #1 sighed after servant #2 won't changed her mind.
"Fine, let us call the chef to prepare for some milk"
Servant #1 pull out the phone from her pocket.
Sigh, in the end i drank a lot until i was full.
5 years later, i turned into 5 years old.
So i learned a lot of new things, i was amazed that they invented a lot of things in short amount of time, now i feel like a proud father, lol. Anyways, it seems like they invented 8 things.
First, they invented a orphanage that welcomes a different of creatures such as beast tribe.
'They finally invented those?! I've been waiting for that!'
and they call it "Welcome to diff types of creatures orphan"
'What a long name, I'll just call it Orphanage of beasts'
And now there are 8 orphanages.
Second, they invent a garden centre, they grow a lot of plants and flowers, a lot of costumers comes there a lot because they think it's beautiful, apparently it's the 1st place in the 'Best place that was invented'
Seriously? It's their first time seeing the plants? Well, I can't blame them, this country were surrounded by a large barrier after all. At first it was full of monsters in this country but thanks to those first 3 'humans' they used their knowledge and invented a barrier.
You can't see the barrier from the sky because it was way too large.
Honestly how did they even make that? It would take them 100 years!
Anyways, thanks to this barrier, no monsters entered this country at all, only humans and beast tribes can enter. However that just means that sealing their freedom. Of course, you can get out.
If you want to travel across the barrier, you just have to become a 'adventurer'
Yup, that's the third thing that was invented. The adventure guild, so far there are only 10 guilds since it was created right after i was born, i was amazed that the 10 guilds were created in 5 years. As long as you have the adventure guild card with you, you can get out of this country as you wish. The adventure guild is very far away from this place but it's just near the end of the barrier, that's where they built a gate to the outside world.
Kids nowadays want to become an adventurer. They only have one dream, To see the whole world.
And as an reincarnator, I've seen the whole world and it was a very terrible experience.
And at that moment, a voice came from behind me.
"Young master?"
I turned around and see servant #2.
Actually her name is Rosé, she was the only servant that serves me, a lot of servants just avoid me because i somehow destroyed the 'happy family'
"Young master schneider, are you hungry?"
Yup, Schneider is my name now. Schneider Wielf, a noble kid, however i was hated by the whole staff in this place.
The Wielf family, i heard that this family can control blood so it's basically like a vampire, of course they don't drink the blood. The wielf family were the second powerful in the noble.
Surprisingly, i was reborn in the powerful noble family huh? How scary.
I nodded my head.
"Yes"
"Oh i see, then shall we go to your dining room?"
My dining hall... It means that i have my very own dining room. I don't eat together with my family because they hate me i guess but i really don't care, because when I'm old enough I'm outta this place!
But first we need money, lot of money.
I went to my dining room, the room was wide enough for three or four people to eat there but the dining hall was even bigger, makes me wonder how they could eat with an echo.
I started a conversation with Rosé.
"Rosé, this is delicious, did you cook this?"
"Oh no, the chef made them"
"Huh? Chef? But i only have you, right?"
Yup, my only staff was Rosé, the other two ran away because they got tired of me, only Rosé stayed, so i was surprised that there were a chef was willingly to cook for me.
She, then, said shyly.
"Ah, yes, i must've forgotten to tell you, i apologize"
"Haa.. it's fine, you are always being forgetful, so i can't blame you."
Right, Rosé has always been forgetful, there was one time she forgot to feed me so i was very hungry, she apologized and bowed to me 100 times because she starved me...
'I'm sorry, I'm sorry!'
"Yes, I'm sorry, young master"
"Anyways, what's the cook's name?"
"His name is Bernard"
I almost choke on food when she mentioned Bernard's name, but Rosé did not noticed it.
Who's Bernard, you ask?
Bernard was my partner in my previous life! He was with me at the time i died, are you telling me he became a cook?!
"He was so amazing, for someone young he sure knows how to cook"
Well yeah of course, he used to cook a lot for me when we travelled. But why is he here?
"How did he end up here?"
"Well, you were 3 years old that time, we found him injured in front of the gate, no one was willingly to take him so i took him and take care of him for 2 years"
He was injured? Well that's to be expected but she said that she found him in front of this gate, what was he doing here anyway? The place i died is very far away so I'm confused how he ended up here.
I put a steak to my mouth.
"It's really delicious, does Bernard work for me?"
"Ah, yes he was so generous he willingly to work this estate without getting paid"
"Hmm, i see"
Generous, my ass.
I'm sure he found something that relates to this estate, he's smart there's no way he's willingly to stay here without getting paid.
Besides, he just won't obey anyone other than me.
Sorry Bernard! But i won't stick to your business, I'll leave your work to you!
Meanwhile Bernard feels itchy.
After a long conversation, i went back to my bedroom trying to think some plan.
First we need to get money so i can eat and sleep peacefully, all while to avoid the assassins that may come after me too.
First step: Borrow 50 dollars until it's 450,000 dollars
The reason is because i need to buy a magic bag, magic bag is a small pouch where you can literally put everything, big or not, i need them so i can put the golds here to the magic bag. So far i only have 550 dollars, and the magic bag is only worth 375,150 dollars
"Haa... This will take forever..."
Man i miss my old magic bags, i hope they won't find it...
Second step: When I'm old enough to travel I'll leave this place. Forever!
All i need is not to screw them up!
2 years passed i became 7 years old, my plans where flattened to death.
Why? Because of this damn father of mine!!!