"Have you calmed down now?"
I asked Gwen, who was wearing one of my shirts.
She nodded, and I tried to remove the web from her mouth. It actually worked huh.
"Harry, what is freaking me out more is that you aren't freaking out!"
"Well... let me tell you everything I know about this situation.
I learnt Kalaripayattu, the mother of all martial arts, from an Indian pundit. He was very wise, and could even predict the future."
"You believe in that stuff?"
"Eh... somewhat. Before dying, he told me that Peter will become Spider-Man, gain superpowers, and become a superhero who will save the world countless times.
But for some reason, the spider that was supposed to bite Peter bit us."
I actually learnt Kalaripayattu from my master, who died a year ago while trying to climb Mt. Kailash. I will use his name for the explanation about my knowledge.
Gwen looked at me in shock. Perhaps is she wasn't stuck on the ceiling a few moments ago, she wouldn't have believed in my story.
Suddenly, she became excited.
"So, this means that we have superpowers!? Can I shoot webs-"
Webs shot from her index fingers, which I automatically dodged.
"It's so freakin' cool!"
Well... yes. These powers are cool. But...
"Gwen, listen carefully to what I am about to say. According to my master, Spider-Man, well... let's say Spidey, won't have a good life. Our loved ones may die because of some fate bullshit."
As for me, Dad is probably going to die, and for Gwen, it can be her own father.
"Really?"
"And, Peter is in the most danger. I don't know if Spiderman is the one with badluck or Peter. Afterall, he doesn't have any sort of super-power. Moreover, MJ is more dangerous for him than any other villain."
Gwen processed all the information and asked, "So... will some super-powered villains appear too?"
I nodded.
"If we are not careful, and our identities are exposed, people close to us may get targeted. Moreover, the spy agency in this country-"
"Is evil. Literally everyone knows that. So, if our identities are revealed, they might even kidnap us for experimentation huh?"
Gwen was taking all this rather well.
"What about the spider that gave us the super-powers?"
OH!
I searched my jacket, and opened the zipper of the pocket in which I stored the spider. It is here.
"We should burn it's corpse. What if, a zombie spidey is created by getting bitten by the dead spider? No. What if someone bites the dead spider? And, judging by our reaction yesterday..."
I imagined what Gwen said. And shuddered at the horror it will create.
"Stay in this room. I will go down and bring some food, and burn this little guy on the stove to ashes-"
"Idiot! What if that creates a zombie spider virus, and it spreads through the air?"
"... You are into horror stuff, like zombies?"
Gwen was surprised that I knew about her interest.
And suddenly, her eyes focused on me like a predator, and she pounced on me again.
Interrupting our discussion.
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"Alright. Can we control ourselves now?"
Gwen shyly nodded.
It is a good thing that there were condoms in my bedroom beforehand, which I had prepared just in case. Or else, the story would get a new protagonist too soon.
I securely stored the spider in my hentai stash, that was stored in a drawer like Death Note.
I ignored the looks Gwen was giving me. I just bought them for camouflage and remain less suspicious. A billionaire my age, not having a secret hentai stash will be more suspicious afterall.
We will think of a perfect way to get rid of the spider's corpse later.
Suddenly, Gwen's phone rung.
"I-it's Dads... Oh. OH! I haven't returned home last night!"
OH SHIT!
"I will tell Alfred to buy some clothes for you. I will accompany you to home-"
"And what about my family!?"
"I think it will be a bigger problem if I don't give an explanation."
"What, that I am your girlfriend now!?"
"Well, are you?"
"...I guess I am. Am I?"
"Gwen, will you be my girlfriend?"
"Yes!"
Then she pounded at me again.
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"Young Master, here are the clothes you asked for. Peter and a girl came over last night, but, you were busy.
And I called her father to inform him that she is with you and Peter, working on a school project.
And... here is the lunch."
I took the clothes the butler brought for Gwen, and the food he prepared, not looking at him in the eyes.
"Thank you."
I returned to the bedroom awkwardly.
"They certainly are passionate huh?"
With my enhanced hearing, I heard him muttering in awe.
I chose to ignore ever hearing that, and entered the bedroom.
"Gwen, let's head to your home- Not again..."
Our discussion was interrupted, yet again.