There was a man long long time ago, just kidding its a story of a person named as diablo.
well he started walking towards the school and he reached the school without any incident .
what? you were expecting something to happen this early nahh ..
Diablo "wait am i tied in the basket ball court ?ah yes i remember when i reached school i saw my classmate getting bullied so I did what an average main character would do , i ran and didn't gave a damn but the kid getting bullied saw me and beat up all the bullies and came towards me."
The god" wait a damn second i thought he was getting bullied"
Diablo"nah he was just trying to find his new target to kill"
The god"oh so sad"
Diablo " so when are you going to tell why am i sitting here on a couch and telling you how i died when you are eating popcorns and watching this ...
I don't know what is this.
What is this?"
The god" well its my life when i was human,leaving that aside let me tell you one thing crystal clear ."
Diablo " yes sir."
God " while watching the god damn cricket i threw away souls ,well they were in paper form but the problem is each soul was supposed to go in different world and i messed up so you are the chosen one to help me.
Diablo "really i am chosen one"
God "nah you were the one who died first out off those papers and well to be honest you have power to do this ."
Diablo " i don't have any power"
The god " neither do i "
Diablo "then why are you a god ?"
The god "when time will come i will explain everything, for now just play go and find your companion to fight with you."
Diablo " i already have one."
The god "who?"
Diablo " you ? " and he laughed " well seriously when i died my best friend also died so just bring the soul and i will think about helping you ."
The god "think???"
Diablo "ok just bring her i am part of your crew then "
The god " how do you know there are more??"
Diablo "well off course you have lived here for so long and you messed up good so you will ask your friends and underlings.."
The god " you are a smart one i like it, so as promised i god of the insanity will bring your hot gf."
Diablo " wait hold on i have two things to ask
First: god of insanity ? " and he laughed
"Second: well my bestie is not my gf actually i don't have a gf but still i am still her friend well if she wants to be my gf i don't have any problem but ..."
God "ok chatterbox here she comes"
And the god moves his hand and a cloud comes in room and starts taking her shape .
Diablo " shit man you really died because of me .....owwwwww",
She comes towards him and grabs his neck " i didn't died because of you i died because ....."
God " because ?"
Her " man i was tired off living my life with only him as my friend so if he was gone i would have been lonely so i thought lets do this shit together. "
God " i think he is going to die although he can't right now but still let the poor soul go."
She leaves him . He moves and comes towards the god and says " what is your order the great god "
God " well you need to go in a world and kill a guy so that his soul come here and i do the right thing "
Diablo " ok , so lets go synthia !!!"
And god opens a portal and diablo and synthia enters it.
After entering the portal they suddenly were in a different place .
Synthia " so i don't know the details but i trust whatever you would do so who do we have to kill??"
Diablo " that's a good question."
Synthia "don't tell me you didn't asked that god who we have to kill"
Diablo " tee hee "
Synthia " now what ."
Diblo" wait a sec i have page in my hand "
Diablo unfolds the page and says "he is a smart god , synthia i have the photo of the person who we have to kill and also its details like where he live , what's his type.....wait a sec what can i do with his preference, i don't have a advantage with it.."
Synthia "you and that god both are same piece of shit, so shall we move now ?"
Diablo " to where ? We don't know where we are "
And suddenly diablo feels a something heavy in his pocket .
Diablo puts his hand in pocket and takes out a bunch of notes..
Synthia "if that god had this much to say then why did he sent us without telling something ?"
Diablo read a note and it said "you want my treasure you can have it ..the location to where it is is written in one of the notes .."
Diablo trying to control his anger "that piece of , i am going to kill him "
He reads another note "just kidding your target lives in anathbam, go there and kill the target and Anathbam is in the same direction you are facing just 1000km far."
Synthia " Now he has done it "
Diablo supporting synthia "whenever we see him will be his last day "
Synthia"Then how do we reach there"
Diablo "i have a very great idea" and he starts his evil laugh .
Synthia "something is wrong i can feel it "
Diablo whispers something in her ears .
Synthia "ohhhhhh that's your plan..:
And suddenly they see a man flying with a house door under his feet .
Diablo "ok now that's weird stuff,execute the plan "
Synthia "okkkkkkkk" and she started shouting " help i need help it would be nice if a guy on door will come down and help me "
Door guy hears her and comes down and punches diablo while riding on the door and starts leaving ,synthia grabs tha door and says "where the hell do you think you are going " and suddenly makes a cute face and says "please help me in reaching anathbam there i will sue that guy too ,please help me "
And luckily they were both on the door but diablo was tied to door handle and was kinda flying.
And they reach Anathbam without problem .Diablo "i had problemmsssss"
And so they reached without any ,
diablo "with every "
ok ok so they reached the Anathbam without problems (except diablo )is that ok ?
Diablo "hmm"
And they start roaming in the city and were amazed by everything as everything was working on concept of mana .
Diablo "most probably our target also can use mana right "
Synthia "yeah "
Diablo "so how will we kill her "
Synthia "that's where you come in "
Diablo "??"
Synthia "that's your job i am here to assist not to think of a plan "
Dibalo "you really piss me off "
Synthia "thanks , so how does our target look and what's her name ?"
Diablo "take the photo and try to find info until then i will try to get something for us to eat and a place to live "
Synthia "ok ,so where will we meet and at what time ?"
Diablo " we will meet at that weird looking statue at 7 PM "
Synthia" go get them king don't come without food "
Diablo showing middle finger .
Synthia also starts asking people about their target ohh i didn't told the target's name ,its "Ellen "
And thus time flew and synthia was waiting at the weird statue and suddenly diablo comes to synthia and behind him is ellen "
Synthia "diablo she is ...."
Diablo "yes when i was working at meat shop i kept on asking the owner to let me and you stay with him but he kept on saying no that's when she came as a massiah and gave us a helping hand and said she live alone and have a lot if space in her apartment as long as there is someone with me she is willing to let us stay for today and she will give food also isn't she a goddess "
Synthia "ok if you have no problem then i too have no problem and thanks for the help ellen"
Ellen "how do you know my name "
Synthia pointing towards diablo "he told "
Diablo "i told? ohhhhh in our conversation i said your name "
Ellen "but i didn't told you my name ?"
Diablo " you did remember while we were coming here we talked and you gave your name "
Ellen thinking really hard
Ellen "lets leave it and lets party at my house "
Synthia whispering " well she is too generous i can't kill a person like that ,"
Diablo "hmm"
Ellen "lets go "
Dibalo "ok "
And they reach her house and ate the food ,and took a bath and played a game of chess
Synthia "so why do you live alone "
Ellen "my parents died in a car accident while i was 7 and after that no one was willing to live with me so i live alone "
Synthia "oh sorry i shouldn't have asked "
Ellen "no its ok "
Diablo "you were coming from school right "
Ellen "yep "
Diablo "i didn't saw any of your friends "
Ellen "well i am happy alone so i don't have any friends "
Diablo "liar "
Synthia "hey "
Diablo "ok i have decided "
Synthia "decided what ? "
Diablo "she is not living a happy life so i humbly ask ellen to have a life and death duel with me tomorrow morning."
Ellen "whaaaattttttt ???"
Diablo "let me explain "
And he explains everything to ellen
Ellen "do you seriously think i will believe it "
Diablo "are you happy with your life ? If you are i will not bother but i know that's not all , you are probably bullied in your class and treated harshly by everyone and you are just barely hanging there "
Ellen "how do you know ?"
Diablo "if a soul is in different place from where it belongs it will never be happy "
Synthia "woahhhhhh this whole conversation was total cringe"
Diablo "whaaattttt did you say "
Ellen " ok ,i accept your challenge for tomorrow but tonight just let me have fun with my friends "
Diablo "who us ?"
Ellen "yes "
Synthia "booooooo, cringe , if someone else was here he would have vomitted"