Chapter 30 - CHAPTER30

(Ryujin, Skye and March are now in the kitchen.)

MARCH

Seriously, what are we doing in the kitchen?

RYUJIN

Looking for clues.

SKYE

You're just here to look for food.

RYUJIN

That's right. And I smell some food cooking.

(He finds food on the kitchen table and starts to eat.)

RYUJIN

The food is warm.

MARCH

What?

(She also tries the food.)

MARCH

You're right. The food is warm. But who was here?

SKYE

The chef. I'm seeing bread and some cheese and milk.

RYUJIN

He must be preparing for breakfast.

SKYE

Yeah, I also think so.

(She continues to drink the remaining amount of the wine.)

RYUJIN

Is that the same bottle?

SKYE

Yeah. I'm not giving you the remaining one.

RYUJIN

Like hell I care.

MARCH

I'll be looking for clues in the other room.

SKYE

Okay.

RYUJIN

(opens the cooking pot.)

Why's the soup blue? Skye have you ever had of blue soup?

SKYE

No. Don't tell me that you're going to drink it?

RYUJIN

Sounds tempting.

SKYE

Don't!

(Ryujin ignores her and drinks the entire soup.)

SKYE

You idiot!

RYUJIN

Burp! Whew! I'm already full.

(Then he gets a stomach ache and passes out.)

SKYE

Oh my god! Ryu are you okay? Don't tell me that the blue soup was actually poison—

(She gets knocked out by the chef.)

CHEF NAMED BO

That should take care her.

(A maid also appears.)

MAID NAMED GEAR

You didn't have to hit her that hard.

BO

Our mission was to take of this rookie, pirates. And I didn't think that Red hair would drink my poisonous soup that I was going to serve Lady Risa.

GEAR

Anyways, let's get them out of here. And also we'll have to hand Red hair to the Marines. I hear they're looking for him.

BO

Then he won't interfere with Captain Pasha's plans.

GEAR

That's right. But I don't see March.

BO

Captain or Jango will take care of her.

GEAR

Yeah.

(They carry Skye and throw her in the dry well. And left Ryujin who's unconscious in the kitchen.)

BO

Should we drop her swords? One of them was sucking my elemental power.

GEAR

Let's just drop them. There's no way she would use them to climb the well.

BO

That's smart.

(They drop the swords. Then for some reason Bo farts.)

GEAR

Disgusting.

BO

Sorry.

(They start to walk back to the mansion.)

GEAR

Lose some weight, you fucking pig.

BO

You're not my Mom.

(Meanwhile a lawyer by the name of Brent enters in the mansion. He's being greeted by Pasha who's dressed in a female pirate outfit.)

PASHA

May I help you, Brent?

BRENT

I'm here to talk to Lady Risa and Young master Teddy

PASHA

Both are in bed as we currently speak. You can talk to them tomorrow

BRENT

This is important. They need to know about the succession of the port and they need to sign some papers.

PASHA

I'm afraid that I can't do that.

BRENT

What do you mean? It's their right to succeed their parents' property.

PASHA

Gagagagaga! You seem that you don't know the situation that you're in right now.

(Jango points the gun at him.)

BRENT

What's the meaning of this, Pasha?

PASHA

Pasha?! That's my alia name. My real name is Margarine Delarosa. Bounty: 15 million Jewels.

JANGO

And I'm her beloved vice-captain Jango. So die Brent.

(He shoots at Brent.)

BRENT

Eek!

(However, the bullet shot from Jango's gun gets deflected by another bullet that's been shot by March who steps in to protect Brent.)

MARCH

Your evil plan ends tonight, Pasha. No or should I say Margarine.

MARGARINE

March. I should have got rid of you first.

[End of Chapter30]