RYUJIN
(rubs his head.)
I just have an idea. I'll also spin and form my own tornado. It will be called….
(A light bulb shows up above his head.)
RYUJIN
… it will be called Lightning Tornado.
(He also spins as his body gets charged up with lightning and form his own tornado that counter attacks Richie's tornado.)
RYUJIN
Hihihihi! I'm able to counter attack your tornado Rupert by forming my own tornado.
(Richie starts to get mad.)
RICHIE
You imbecile! For the last time, I'm not called Rupert or Rudy… It's Richie. R-i-c-h-i-e. That's my name.
RYUJIN
Who cares what your name is…? Let's get this over with.
RICHIE
Hohohoho! You wanna play games with me, huh Red hair.
RYUJIN
That would be fun. I wonder what game are we going to play.
RICHIE
The name of the game is kill Red hair. And I'll start with special attack cannon ball. Wind cannon ball.
(He shoots a wind cannon ball at Ryujin.)
RYUJIN
Hey! That's no fair for naming the game kill the Red hair. I'm the only one with Red hair.
RICHIE
In the world of pirates there's no such thing as fair fight.
RYUJIN
Oh really. Then what about if I do this. Lightning blow wind.
(Using his mouth, he blows the wind cannon back at Richie.)
RICHIE
Oi! Oi! Oi! What kind of name attack is that?! Are you fucking serious?!
RYUJIN
I'm always serious in my battles.
(The wind cannon ball explodes as Richie tries to back way but gets caught up by the impact of the explosion.)
SKYE
I never expected a battle between 2 captains to be this goofy.
VEE & GOA
Same here.
(Richie gets up. He checks his body to check if he's still alive.)
RICHIE
I'm alive! Phew! I thought I was going to get killed by my own attack. Now I need to think of a genius plan on how to deal with Red hair.
(He starts to poke his head while he's in a thinking position.)
RICHIE
Think. Richie. Think. Use that big brain of yours that your mama gave you.
(From the smoke, Ryujin appears with his lightning fist.)
RYUJIN
There you are Ruggy. Have a taste of my lightning fist!
RICHIE
Wait! Should you at least wait when your opponent comes up with a genius plan on how to kill you.
RYUJIN
Nope. I won't let you do that. And you said that pirates don't fight fair in battle.
RICHIE
Guah! How dare you use my own words against me?! Your despicable Red hair!
(Ryujin punches him sending him to roll to the ground and hit a barrel of beer.)
RYUJIN
Oh there's where the beer is.
(Richie comes out feeling fresh.)
RICHIE
Uwooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I feel fired up after drinking all that beer! Bweeeeh!
(He pukes on the ground.)
RICHIE
What kind of beer was that?
RYUJIN
You just drank all the beer!!!
RICHIE
You wanted some?
RYUJIN
Yes, I wanted some!
RICHIE
Are you even legal to even start drinking?
RYUJIN
Of course, I am. I'm 19 years old and that means I can eat and drink as much beer I want and have lots of sex!!! A virgin like you shouldn't be lecturing me!
RICHIE
Who the fuck is you calling a virgin?!
RYUJIN
You!
(Richie gets mad.)
RICHIE
I'll fucking kill you for calling me a virgin!
RYUJIN
If it's the truth, then you should accept it. No need to get mad.
RICHIE
You're going make my blood to start boiling. This time I'll show you my ultimate trump card.
(His eyes start to glow.)
RYUJIN
…!
(From the ground there's a burst of wind surrounding him. Then it forms an enormous bow and arrow.)
RICHIE
This is my trump card and my enormous elemental burst. Cyclonic arrow!
(He takes his shot. It's so fast that Ryujin has no time to react and gets hit by the arrow sending him to crash to nearby buildings.)
[End of Chapter19]