——When I woke up, I still hadn't fully woken up.
——Seems like the earlier decision to chill out was right indeed.
——What did I just see? Am I blind? Please tell me this isn't the hunk's love announcement tweet.
——Let me break it to you, you're not blind, and you're not wrong, yes, the hunk has made his relationship public, with that stunningly handsome guy from the last Vettier show (if you're not blind, that is). I'm literally eating shit to calm down right now, do as you will.
——So now the question is, should I mourn that a hunk snatched another hunk, or should I mourn that a hunk snatched another hunk…...
——You paparazzi are so useless, you media are so useless, a bunch of trash!!
——I said there was something fishy about that photo of the two of them last time, didn't think it was real…...
——AAAAHHHH DAMN this guy is SO freaking handsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
——Did the hunk even consider those with heart conditions?
