"Yo, Stalker, you want a taste of fear, right here, it's pretty scary."
I smiled back and he ran back, but he fell hard on his back when I held the camera around his neck from the front, I tried to make him laugh first with a joke so I could shove the camera right in his mouth, but I guess he has no sense of humour. Anyway, I still managed to get the camera with mine in him and beat the crao out of him as shoved the camera in him here after there I finally took the camera out of his mouth and did my favourite move.
"Now talk."
"Eh!?"
"I mean yell dude, oh wait, you already yelled a little but that was too quiet, are you out of energy or something?"
"I was too scared to do that and you're kind of a psycho!?"
When he said that, 3-4 teeth fell out
I asked calmly.
"Dude, don't you brush your teeth?"
"You're the reason why this happened"
"Oh yeah, I forgot I punched you in the mouth a few times first before I pushed the camera."
"You forgot?!"
"I mean, I wasn't paying attention when I hit you, I just kept hitting you."
"You really are a psycho!"
I gave him another smack with his smashed dirty camera.
"You're a stalker."
"That gives you the right to beat him so brutally."
"Legally yes, and illegally maybe, but I can't just put someone's privacy on the line like that."
"Nobody goes that far!"
"Try stealing even one piece of paper in public and say if the public says otherwise, just like that."
I guess I nearly beat him to death, he's retching quite a bit in pain.
"Anyway, it's a sin to photograph a girl without her consent, I mean even if it's a boy, it's creepy and just plain creepy, don't you think she'll be scared and won't trust her surroundings anymore if you roam around following her everywhere and photographing her like a creep, huh!"
"But this is the first time I've tried to take a picture, I didn't follow her!"
"Huh! So you're still a creep for even trying, even if you won't do it in the future... Hey, what did you just say?"
"It's the first time I've tried...
"How many photos have you taken?
"I wanted to take the first one, but you crippled me..."
"Hey, you're not crippled yet, don't pass out."
When he fainted, I slapped him a few times, but that will not work, heck, if that's true, then that means Ami has not noticed this creep yet, which means she's not feeling insecure and changing schools, but more importantly, she's not defeating this creep herself and developing her character. That's not good, she needs to learn how to deal with these creeps. I slapped the creep with special wake up shots and he woke up, yes, the shots worked.
"Hey, what kind of stalker are you that you do not even take a single picture."
"Eh?!"
"Go ahead and try to look like you are taking a real picture, but do not actually do it or I will actually beat you up."
"What?!"
"I mean, Ami has to beat you up herself, so go ahead and when you are done beating you up, do not worry, I will patch you up myself. I feel bad for beating you up before you took a picture, so go ahead and take one and consider it an advance, I will only beat you up lightly this time."
"W-w-w-what are you saying?"
"Huh? What I am saying is, if you stalk her, I will stalk you to see that you are right to stalk, of course I will not let you take real pictures and lightly beat you up to lessen your sin."
"So you are basically threatening me that you will beat me up if I ever stalk her."
"No, you misunderstand and I would beat you up, but only lightly and that was only lightly."
"Okay, I will not stalk her anymore, please stop"
"Nah you are doing it wrong again maybe you need some practice with staking the other girls how about you stalk other or former girls and take pictures as soon as you take a picture of them or stalk them I will lightly beat you up and then you will get used to it quickly."
"All right! I will never stalk a girl again and I will get rid of all the pictures too, please stop!"
"No dude I mean if you try to stalk Ami and I lightly beat you up you will feel less uncomfortable and in the end when she beats you up she will grow and you will run away of course I will beat you up one last time and then patch you up and I will not report you to the police either it's better to fight...!"
"All right, I understand what you mean."
"you finally get it!"
"I will never stalk the girls again and I will not have any more breakdowns..."
"You just said that and I mean it, but you understand what I mean, do not you?"
"Yes! Firstly, I will tell a police officer everything I have done straight away and now please stop threatening me!"
"Huh?! Was that a threat?"
"That's a very big threat... n-n-no sir, that's very big advice, yes that's the best advice of life, I will report myself immediately!"
He said that while running away.
"Hey, why are you running away and looking so scared, that is a big misunderstanding, you did not get it..."
Suddenly, a harsh voice came from behind
"Excuse me, stalker, sir."
"Eh?"
Turning around, I flinched when I saw a couple of guys who looked like security guards.
"Oh hello..."
"Is that your camera?"
"I know what you are thinking, but that's a big misunderstanding, this camera is not mine, it's the camera of a stalker who was chased away by me... No, by himself, when I offered him a deal"
"What kind of deal?"
"The deal, ah... Leaf, I can not explain that... Hmmm hey, look at the sky!"
They actually look up at the sky
"Seriously, what kind of stupid security guards do you guys look like?"
"Huh?!"
Ah sheet they are looking at me again
"Ah look up more sky"
When they looked up like idiots again, I ran off
"Hey, wait a minute!"
Damn, they are following me, huh? That creepy stalker is seriously reporting to the police I scared him so much I have never been good with words but I guess just scaring people just like Ryuji I guess maybe that's the only thing I have in common with him ah shit when I looked back at those idiot security guards I bumped into someone and fell on the ground
"Huh who the hell bumped into me!"
"Eh!?" She's...
The idiot security guards caught up with me
"Ami! Are you alright?!"
"Huh? Yeah, I am fine, it was not bad, thanks for asking."
Damn she is, first she is beautiful , second she is Ami and third I am screwed She will literally make me either her pet or her slave if I am not careful, at least that's what happened in Toradora Portable, but how do I explain this situation
"That's my cameraman, that's one of the proofs!"
"Huh? Who the hell?"
As I looked back, the creepy stalker approached me with the officer.
"Sir, this is my camera which I have used to stalk many girls and this person opened my eyes and hit me with words of wisdom to save my soul from the sins I have committed, please arrest me for eternity!"
Okay, Anaylise, this situation... Analyzed.
"Yes, I beat him with words and ran here to return this camera to you as soon as possible, are not I a good person, I will take that."
I accidentally threw the camera in his face
"Thank you for not hitting harder, Mr. Constable, please take me to jail right now, for good!"
"A-Allright."
As he was on his way to jail, he waved back cheerfully
"Sir, do not worry, even if I get out, I will rob a bank and go back to jail if I have to, I will not let you bother me, I mean, teach me the same valuable lessons again."
"Yes, do that and cleanse your soul because I stopped you from taking pictures that belong to you with that broken, dirty camera you are holding."
I said the last one brazenly to let the security guards know that I lay on the wound daily
"Did you get that you security guys that look like dudes!"
"We are actually production managers, you know"
"I guess it's the same thing."
Ami is just as smart as I am, she clearly understood the situation, damn I hope she's not rattled.
"I see, I am sorry, excuse me for a moment please"
The security guards, who looked like I mean production managers, walked away as Ami signaled
"What's your name?"
"Huh? My name is Takasu Ryūji"
"Ryuji-kun, thank you for saving my privacy from the stalker."
"Why do you think he took your picture when he might have..."
"Is there any other beautiful goddess, sweet
Ami-chan here besides me?"
"Huh?...no."
"Of course not, I'll take you out to dinner to thanks, no need to be so shy and overwhelmed by my beauty and genius, I'll be gone in 10 minutes, no need to thank me for the offer, I'll see you after 10."
"I didn't say anything."
"Huh...of course you immediately accepted Cute goddess Ami-chan's invitation and can't open your mouth because you're overwhelmed by my beauty, right?"
"Huh?...yeah just that"
"Okay, Ryuji-kun, see you soon!"
This misunderstanding led me to something very wonderful or very, I don't know, maybe unpredictable.