[ I died? ] He thought.
[ Uh fuck, which novel did I reincarnated to? Trash of the Count's Family? Eh, doesn't look like it. Hmm, Jinx? HELL NO. This looks historical so, off you go boy's love genre! ] He waved his hands aggressively in his thoughts.
[ Maybe I Will Seduce the Northern Duke eh? The male lead is quite handsome... Nevermind, he's straight, that's out of the list! Baby Empress? Eh, doesn't seem like it. Please Give Me The Pacifier? Bruh no. ] He grumbled.
[AHHHH! WHY ME! I'M DUMB! ] He cried internally, cursing the God who chose him to be reincarnated.
[ I should've not agreed to that request. ]
[ Fuck you, God. ]