After cousin played me, back to my QQ trumpet message, said that finally picked up a cousin. I asked her, "Did my method work?"
I thought my cousin would scold me, but she actually said that it worked, said that it worked, and said that I was bluffing.
Yeah, well, I don't think anyone would say anything about being groped by a cousin, would they?
Turned two days passed, this weekend evening, we will go to school on the evening study, at five o 'clock in the afternoon, my cousin asked me if I want to go together, I said no, I go alone on the line. As a result, she grabbed me and threatened in my ear: "I know you have an electric car, you are dropping me off?" Or will you give me the scooter and walk to school?"
I had no choice but to take my cousin to school by electric car. But cousin is too lazy, right? Take my electric car even, even the whole person on my back to sleep up, too much, but I like it!
With my cousin came to the school gate, she didn't even say thank you and went directly in, and then took out the mobile phone to look at it, it is estimated that it is to send a message to my trumpet, I will save the electric car, and then took out the mobile phone to see, at that time was happy, my cousin really sent me a message, she said she wanted me.
I asked her: What do you think of me?
Cousin said: "Think of your humor, think of your understanding, you are much better than most people, unlike my cousin, lecherous and annoying, annoying."
I chat with her while entering the classroom, but also fake fake comfort her, said I also have a cousin, love to touch my ass, is also annoying.
Two people talk about something like this, talking about talking to the disharmonious place to go, so that I did not think about class, the whole class is basically staring at the mobile phone.
After talking about a class, I had some urgent urination, took the mobile phone to go to the toilet, where to think just walked to the door of the toilet, I heard someone inside talking about my cousin.
"You want to fuck that Huang Ying? This is easy, one day we go out, get drunk, and then take the hotel to fuck with everyone!"
"Yes, I am talking about the third year of the yellow warbler, that slut, all day long everywhere to seduce people, it is said that the technology is very good, I really want to try ah."
Although I find my cousin a little annoying, I feel very uncomfortable when I hear others say this about my cousin. Immediately, he strode into the toilet, walked directly behind the two people, tapped the right person on the shoulder, and yelled, "What are you talking about?"
I recognized this person when I patted him on the shoulder. He was Zhou Qi from our class. He was quite famous in our school. Here is an introduction to our school, the second middle school, the county and even the city's most chaotic school, no one. What? All the bad grades come here to study? Don't dream, even if you get good grades, you may not be able to study in this school. Second in the whole city is regarded as a famous, good results do not dare to come, poor performance of ordinary people are also afraid to come, in short, did not mix the people, are afraid to come.
Basically, there's not a single serious student in the whole school. It is not uncommon to fight every three days and occasionally stab someone. Girls are not a few clean, many beautiful girls in our school are out to sell, there is a small clinic outside, almost every week women go there to abort. That's why every woman in this school gets a bad rap, including my cousin.
I don't know much about Zhou Qi, but I'm not afraid of him. Call my cousin names, and I'll call him out.
Seeing someone patting his shoulder, Zhou Qi turned around, looked at me, and grinned: "It is Yang Luchen, we are talking about the yellow nightingale of the third year, we are going to find some time to fuck her, do you want to go with her?"
"Fuck you!" I almost lost my temper and shouted at Zhou Qi, "What are you talking about, you idiot?" Watch your mouth!"
Dou Qi froze for a moment, then gave me a white look and said angrily: "Yang Luchen, are you fucking sick?" What do you care if I fuck a yellow warbler?"
Oh, my God. He's gonna fuck my cousin, and he says it's none of my business. At that time, I got angry and pointed to his nose and cursed: "Douqi Lao Tzu told you that Huang Ying is my cousin, you'd better not make plans for her."
"Yo?" Then the man next to Zhou Qi spoke, I know this man, is also in our class, called Zhang Jian, is purely a henchman of Zhou Qi. "Is she your cousin? Why didn't you say she was your woman? Yang Luchen, look at you, you also want to fuck your cousin?"
"I'll fuck you! I scolded Zhang Jian, and then warned Dou Qi: "Zhou Qi, control your people, control your mouth, if you really dare to touch my cousin, don't blame me for turning against him!"
"Hehe!" Zhou Qi smiled, tilted his head back and said, "Why? Do you want to fight?"
I can't stand it, then dumped Zhou Qi a slap in the face, you fucking scold my cousin even, dare to provoke Lao Zi, you really when I Yang Luchen is a coward ah?
I can't pick up girls, but I get in a lot of fights. I mean, I'm not a really awesome guy, but I've been beaten up, and I've beaten up other people, and I'm definitely not the kind of idiot who gets bullied all the time and doesn't dare fight back.
After slapping Zhou Qi in the face, he and Zhang Jian immediately started fighting, and the three of us fought in the toilet. But I am weak, slowly some losses, at first I can hit them a few punches, and then was thrown in the place, and then Zhou Qi kicked a few feet.
We probably played less than two minutes, the class bell rang, the onlookers in the toilet all ran out to class, Zhou Qi to me, then pointed at me and asked me: "Do you believe?" Do not agree to a time to fight again!"
"You motherfucker!" I scolded him and said angrily: "At ten o 'clock this evening, the mountain behind the school, whoever does not go to the death of the whole family!"
Zhou Qi snorted and said: "Well, you wait, I will kill you tonight!"
Zhang Jian also charged me with a middle finger and threatened: "With me, my brother pretend to be forced, I must kill you!"
After saying that, the two of them walked out of the toilet, and I stood up from the ground after I scolded them from the back, and then took out the mobile phone to turn over the phone number of Brother Wind, and immediately called the past.
Brother Wind is a gangster I know in society, very strong, often cut people. He said that we were brothers, that if I needed anything, just give him a call, and he'd be there for me.
After the phone got through, Brother Wind asked me what was wrong?
I said to him: "Originally wanted to teach a lesson to two little kids who pretended to be forced, but they taught me a lesson." Brother Wind, what do you say to this?
The wind brother side immediately got angry and shouted: "Fuck me, who dares to touch my brother, fuck me, fuck me, he doesn't want to live, right?"
Listen to the tone of wind brother, I am a little excited, Wind brother, you are so good to me, you fucking touched me!
"Brother Feng, the man who hit me was named Zhou Qi, and we made an appointment to fight it out at ten o 'clock this evening on the hill behind the school." I told Windbrother what happened.
Brother Wind said on the phone: "Small dust ah, you rest assured about this matter, brother I will help you straighten out." Zhou Qi, right? You wait, I must cripple him tonight!"
I'm glad to hear that from Wind. After hanging up the phone, I went to wash my face and then went back to the classroom.
My girlfriend Liu Li and I are deskmates, I walked into the classroom when she asked me if I was beaten, I turned to look at her, asked how she knew?
Liu Li said, "Zhou Qi said that as soon as they entered the classroom, they announced loudly that they had beaten you in the toilet. I didn't believe it at first, but from the look of you, it must be true."
I shook my neck and said angrily to Liu Li: "Really what?" You just wait, Zhou Qi and they will never come to class tomorrow!"
Liu Li asked me, "Why don't they come to class?"
I said, "Because tomorrow they're all going to the hospital!"
'Duh!
Liu Li seemed a little dismissive of my words, turned her head and began to do her homework seriously.
I said to her, "Don't believe me, just wait. You'll find out in the morning."
After that I lay on the table, and then to my cousin sent a QQ message, said my mood is a little depressed, cousin immediately back to me, asked me what happened?
I didn't say I had been beaten, I told her I was in a bit of trouble. Cousin there seems to be in a hurry, immediately asked me in the end what trouble, do you need her help, I thought this kind of shameful things or don't tell her, even if you tell her it is useless, I can't tell her I am Yang Luchen ah.
So I said to her, "It's okay, just a little trouble, I can handle it myself."
But at this time I have some subtle feeling in my heart, I think maybe my cousin has fallen in love with the person I played, otherwise she would not be so worried.
But this is also a good thing, I wanted this result from the beginning, and now my cousin fell in love with the role I played, so that in a short time, she will obediently obey my orders, and at that time, what can take photos of what video chat, certainly not a problem!
When I think about this, I feel a lot happier.
And cousin has been chatting until the class, after the class, my mobile phone vibrated, is my cousin sent me a text message, open the text message a look, the original is to tell me to let me wait for her after school, because tonight she will go home with me.
I didn't respond to her texts at first because there was no way I could tell her I was going to fight later. If she tells my dad about my fight. I also dare not make excuses to say that I did not wait for her, if she rushed to the door of the classroom to guard, then I and Zhou Qi fight she will certainly know. So I had to lie to her, tell her what I said, I'll wait for you after school.