"Woooooooooooh! I'm king shit, of Fuck mountain!"
Hashirama cried out as he stood atop the pile of his defeated siblings, triumphantly throwing his arms into the air.
"Yay! Hashirama Oniisan is so cool!"
Rasa yelled excitedly from the bottom of the sibling pile.
"Now that I have triumphed in this battle, I declare that Himawari shall be my bride, for she is the cutest girl in the world!"
Hashirama proclaimed, pointing at his little sister Himawari, who was sipping tea with her sisters and blushed upon hearing his words.
"Oroka nani otouto, we cannot marry our siblings. If that were possible, many of us would have pursued Himawari long ago. The closest we can do is marry our cousins, like Dad did with Mama Kushina, or like Mama Karin and Mom."
Said Tobirama.
"Oroka nani aniki, it doesn't matter who stands in my way, even if it's that old hag of our Mother."
Suddenly, the room fell silent, and some of his sisters gasped.
"She's right behind me, isn't she?"
Crackle, Snack, Pop!
Hashirama heard the sound of knuckles cracking behind him.
"So, you little brat! You dared to call your mother, a maiden, an old hag!"
An enraged Tsunade exclaimed, glaring at her younger twin son.
"Mama, please don't kill me. I'm not as strong as Dad!"
Hashirama implored his mother, while his elder twin Tobirama sported a Cheshire grin.
"Oh, don't worry, little brat. If you're about to kick the bucket, I can just heal you back up."
Tsunade declared with a toothy smile, raising her hand to deliver his well-deserved slaps.
"No! Mama, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The following minutes showcased the most devastating one-sided slapdown any of the siblings had ever witnessed. The older girls shielded the eyes and ears of the younger ones to prevent them from being traumatized.
After disciplining her son, Tsunade lived up to her promise and healed him. Shortly after, she oversaw a group of red-haired boys kneeling before her. Resting her feet on the table, she took the guest seat and smirked at them.
"You're in such deep trouble, it's like you're up a creek without a paddle, about to tumble over a waterfall. Now, explain what happened here?"
As the boys whispered among themselves, wary of Tsunade's scolding, they recounted the events, implicating their siblings Rudeus and Hashirama. The atmosphere in the room lightened compared to the tension-filled moments before.
They were fortunate to have confessed, thus avoiding further discipline from Tsunade's firm hand. Otherwise, she might have already given them a thorough thrashing and then healed them for their serious oversight.
"Mama Tsunade, I assure you I had no idea—"
"Bullshit, Rudeus!"
Tsunade snapped.
"You have made it your job not to provoke your brothers just because you're engaged to one girl. And said girl's father could rival your father's power. Do you think he'll let you have other girls compete with his daughter? Huh!"
"But Dad has his own harem! Why can't I have one too?"
Rudeus whined at Tsunade.
"Rudeus, think about what I said."
Tsunade reprimanded him.
Rudeus pondered the ramifications of Xialing's father's power, which could rival his own Dad's. It should have been plainly obvious to him that her father wouldn't allow him to have other girls and would probably beat him if he tried.
"But-But-But, it's not fair! Can't Dad help me?"
Tsunade began to laugh at his plea.
"Hahaha! Oh, boy, you're quite the comedian! You think your father will assist you after arranging your marriage?"
"But why can Dad maintain a harem and I cannot?"
Rudeus whined at Tsunade again.
"Enough with the complaints, Rudeus! Your father can have a harem because he is formidable and unyielding. A powerful man draws women to ensure a robust lineage."
"You possess a strong lineage just like all your siblings, Rudeus. That's precisely why Xu Wenwu consented to your marriage with his daughter, due to your father's influence. However, you lack the strength to have your own harem, and your father will not intervene on your behalf."
"Well, shit!"
Cursed Rudeus.
"Now children, tell me where your father is."
Asked Tsunade, getting the attention of all the kids. Himawari answered in her adorable tone.
"Daddy's with all the other mamas to increase our family in the penthouse, that's what Akame and Akahime Onee-chan told me!"
Himawari's innocent answer earned chuckles from her older siblings.
"I see."
Tsunade said. She then started quietly mumbling to herself.
"So, those Bitches beat me to him. I still can't believe them, a few of them are still pregnant, past their safety zone for intercourse. Hah, those Horny Bitches!"
She then shouted at the girl's drinking tea.
"Akame! I'll leave you in charge of all your siblings for the time being. I have to go see your father for 'cough-cough' Personal-Important reasons. Yes, important reasons."
With that, Tsunade left, leaving Akame in charge of her siblings.
"Fufufu! So Akame, how much do you want to bet that Mama Tsunade left to join all our other moms in increasing our family?"
Asked Akahime.
"Akahime, you forget that your mother is the crazy stalker in our Uzumaki clan. I've learned from watching Mama Karin and her actions, so I know Mama Tsunade is going to jump Daddy the first chance she gets."
Remarked Akame.
"Why is Mama Tsunade going to jump Daddy the first chance she gets?"
Asked Himawari, as her innocence showed.
"Crap! We forgot about Himawari."
Both Akame and Akahime said at the same time.
"Stop corrupting our Himawari."
Shouted all their brothers, trying to defend Himawari's innocence.
- 3:00 pm, Washington DC, White House Situation Room -
Nick Fury marched through the corridors, heading to the Situation Room at the White House. His stride faltered as he opened the door, catching sight of Leon Uzumaki grinning a toothy smile at him lounging in a chair with his feet comfortably propped up on the table.
Determined to avoid a spectacle, Fury took a seat in an empty chair, though his displeasure was evident. The predicament brought on by Uzumaki's Continental had become all too common, with his assassins systematically eliminating agents from their country.
This was largely due to their attempts to dominate the man, only to infuriate him further when one foolish agent harmed his toddler daughter while demanding his compliance or threatening to shut down his business.
'That was an asinine move by Sitwell; he sealed our fate from the beginning with that blunder. One should never kick a man when he's already down.'
Leon Uzumaki demonstrated the Continental's strength to the entire world by placing a global bounty on all US agents. His actions made it appear as though they were clumsily fumbling about like toddlers.
World governments seemed all too content to bury their heads in the sand unless they were actively exacerbating the situation.
'To hell with those governments.'
Fury would be relieved if Thaddeus Ross would cease being a major nuisance over the loss of technology from Uzumaki Corp. Was Ross aware of the difficulty in concealing his pursuit of the Hulk across international borders, which was fraught with collateral damage? This is precisely why something like the Avengers initiative was necessary—to minimize such damage, wasn't it?
Minutes later, the president arrived, and the meeting commenced.
"So, Mr. Uzumaki, how can the government make amends with you?"
President Matthew Ellis inquired, taking a seat at the table.
"Firstly, Mr. President, ,I require an end to your government's assaults on me and my organizations, with assurances that they won't recur. I demand it in writing"
Leon stated.
"Are you insane? We cannot simply hand you a carte blanche to act as you please,"
The secretary of state exclaimed.
"You speak as though you have the power to stop me at this moment. This is our purpose for gathering, correct, Mr. Secretary?"
Leon smirked, leaning back into the comfortable chair with his hands clasped behind him.
"That's it, I've had enough of this jester. Men, arrest him!"
As the Secret Service agents advanced to detain Leon, he extended his right hand and declared,
"That was an ill-advised move on your part, Mr. Secretary. Now, you will witness the repercussions of your decision."
With a snap of his fingers, the lights in the Situation Room flickered out momentarily. When they returned, all the Secret Service agents were subdued on the floor, with Shinobi pinning them down, blades at their throats, and everyone sitting had a bade blade on their throats as well. Except for Leon, the Vice President, and the President.
Name: Leon Uzumaki/Leon Petrov
Kekkei Genkai: Uzumaki, Wood Release, Dust Release, Lava Release
Elemental Affinity: Wind, Fire, Earth, Water, Lighting, Yang
Chakra level: Sage of Six Paths
Chakra Control: Rank EX
Taijutsu: Power Rank S, Technique Rank S
Shurikenjutsu: Rank A
Kenjutsu: Rank A
Fuinjutsu: Rank S
Genjutsu: Rank C
Ninjutsu: Rank S
Templates:
+Naruto Ashura mode, Sage of Six Paths, Rank A
+Yamato, Jonin, Rank A
+Onoki, Kage, Rank S Ninja
+Harold Finch, Rank S Mechanical Engineering and Rank S Computer Science
Divinity: 18%