"System, you awake?"
[...]
"Hey, hey, hey, dog system, give me an idea."
[Suggesting that the host utilize his scummy nature and include all female protagonists in his harem.]
"Can you say something reliable?"
All women into the harem? Don't.
Just though he had this idea, but now how did he feel that he couldn't level these women?
There was a higher chance of him being dismembered than a harem.
Just thinking about his future where he might himself be split up and then have his head held by Lin Zhaoyu floating in the sea, Lu Yu felt ice cold all over his body.
Hiss ...
Sincerity is doing, the sky is watching!
[Suggests that the host find a lady who can unify the management of the harem!
A lady who can unify the management of the harem?
Ouch, this, seems to be possible ah!
"Yes, come on, fine shagging."
[The host has not conducted a simulation for five days, the simulator cooling down has ended, the host can enter the simulation and then raid the corresponding female protagonist to obtain rewards.]
"I remembered when you said that, it seems like there are 100 points you can throw someone over to me right."
Lu Yu remembers clearly that Lin Zhaoyu and the others were thrown out by the system from one of the simulations, so that means he only needs to get 100 points once more to steadily grab out a woman?
[Yes.]
"I see. ....."
When he thought of the Harem Lord, the first thing that came to Lu Yu's mind was Ms. Rosemary.
{Do tell if im mispronouncing her}
A beautiful and charmingly elegant person like the Dark Rose, she should have the power to master the harem.
"System, what you mean is that you decided to open a backdoor for me to directly the entire Rosemary Simulator and then hundred percent pass?"
[...]
[It's not dark yet, so I suggest the host not to daydream, this system doesn't help the host cheat, so please don't think too much about it].
Hearing that the system had unsurprisingly rejected himself, Lu Yu skimmed his mouth in displeasure.
"Then you say a Do Not Forget?"
[Host, say just because do not bring ba, civilized you and me.]
"..."
"Don't bullshit, hurry to say the way."
[Suggest the host to enter the simulation.]
" Real or fake?"
[...]
[Suggested.]
"Ah, got it, don't fucking suggest it, I'll just enter."
Just woke up from a coma and had to enter the simulator to play the simulation, what is this.
[Simulation begins.]
[Talent Selection Session: 1-6 talents will randomly appear in this simulation, with varying qualities, and the host must select 4 of them.]
[Inherent Passionate (3 stars): Your words easily impress each other.]
[Inherent Top Player (4 stars): The difficulty of the simulation is greatly increased, but if the host of this simulation gets the ending and scores 90 points or more at the end, then the rewards of this simulation will be greatly increased!
[1 Emperor's Stance (4 stars): You look like an emperor, but of course, it's not just about looks.
[2 Fluid Scholar (3 stars): The spring silkworms are not finished until they die, the wax torch turns to ashes and the tears begin to dry, although this talent looks astringent, in reality he's just a teacher's talent.]
[3 Food God Reincarnation (4 stars): Offended the Abbot and still want to leave? Look at my Shaolin Temple's eighteen bronze men!
[4 Star of Heavenly Fist (3 stars): You read it right, it's Star of Heavenly Fist not Star of Heavenly Power, eaten yet? Have you eaten yet? Then eat my fist!
[5 Master of Architecture (3 stars): Born as an earth and wood man, died as an earth and wood soul, hey friend, bit the dust?]
Interesting talent alignment.
Lu Yu looked at his current this extremely high basic attribute points, strength 22 physical quality 17 spirit 26 qi 12.
The extremely high basic attributes brought about that the simulation's talent choices nowadays would almost never show up the useless two-star and one-star talents.
It seemed that the attributes gained in the last simulation were high enough that he was now able to block out useless talents.
This was a good thing.
"Pick four is it."
Of the four talents, the top players were almost obligated to pick them.
This time, Lu Yu was going to rush for a hundred points, so it was impossible not to pick them. The higher the difficulty brought the higher the score, this talent must be chosen.
After locking the top player talent, the next three free talents were next.
Emperor's Stance, 4 star talent, this should be a comprehensive talent, the emperor's words are purely positive, there is no reason not to choose, lock down.
The Fluid Scholar is a talent that you will know will make some color when you hear it, so it must be locked.
Then there are still three remaining talents are a chef, a boxer, an earth and wood dog.
There was nothing to dwell on with this choice, the only combat talent must be chosen.
"I'll go with Top Player, Emperor's Stance, Fluid Scholar, Star of Heavenly Fist."
Although the god of food talent is four stars, but the talent of cooking does not have much of a role for Lu Yu, cooking even more delicious can be used to fight?
No matter what the simulation is, the ability to fight is important.
[Talent selection complete, about to start this simulation ...]
[Note: Detecting that the host has special needs for this simulation, the system can open up a special offer condition only once, does the host accept it?]
"Special offer? Tell me about it."
[After the host pays one hundred points, the difficulty of this simulation will be raised again, and as a reward, the host will surely receive a perfect score if he passes the level!
[Note: If you fail to pass this simulation, the host will be penalized with a deduction of 200 points.]
[May I ask if the quality is acceptable?
"Can I ask first, who is the heroine involved in this simulation?"
[Unable to tell.]
"Then I accept."
Confirming that the system would not harm him, Lu Yu had no reason not to accept the conditions of this special offer, and he also understood that the system was one of his own, and would definitely not mess around.
[Note: The host donated 100 points to turn on the High Difficulty Raider Mode!
[This simulation hosts need to reach the following requirements, otherwise they are all counted as simulation failure.]
[Condition 1, villainous: the host's initial identity is set to be the villain.]
[Condition 2, Alone: The host of this simulation shall not break the body.]
[Condition 3, Fame and History: This simulation host must do a great thing that will be remembered in history.]
[Condition 4: The host of this simulation must become a big bad guy who will live in infamy for years to come.]
A good guy?
What's with the bugs?
He's asking to be remembered in history, and he's asking to be remembered for ten thousand years, how the hell is he supposed to do that?
"Hey, hey, dog system, are you sure these conditions are achievable?"
[This system absolutely does not have any bugs, please also rest assured the host.]
[Simulation officially begins!]
[1 year old: you were born in an emperor's house, when you were born, purple energy came from the east, the sky moved in all directions, the sky of Huang Guo turned into a brilliant gold color, your father and mother were very excited, they thought that you were the pride of the heavens and the destined emperor, in order to celebrate your birth, the country celebrated, and the nation was full of songs and dances.]
[Talent: Emperor's Stance activated.]
[Talent: Top Player unleashed. The 1-year-old incident has been corrected.]
[1 year old: you were born in an emperor's house, when you were born the purple qi came from the east, the sky moved, the sky of Huang Guo turned into a brilliant gold color, your father and mother were very excited, they thought you were the pride of the heavens and the destined emperor, in order to celebrate your birth your purple qi gave birth to a thunderbolt splitting your father and mother to death, and you became a true orphan].
Lu Yu: "?????????"
Good, worthy of being a top player, Tian Hu's opening can give me this whole labor.
[2 years old: because of the death of your father and mother, a certain powerful pot-bellied chancellor in your country has appointed himself regent, and you have been hollowed out, and you have succeeded him in holding the emperor hostage.]
Well not bad, no thanks to the outrageous simulation that ate the top player's talent, as an emperor opening with both parents dead and then being overridden, this opening is truly fantastic.
[3 years old: you were raised as a canary in the palace, because you are too young to participate in politics, Huang Guo's dynasty is held by the regent, you are like a puppet, but you were born extraordinary, you have the posture of the great emperor, you are young, but intelligent, you did not swing, but instead, you asked to start reading and studying.]
[5 years old: as you grow up day by day, your huang country now in addition to not in the name of a change of master outside basically has nothing to do with you, the dynasty is held by the regent, the military power is also in his hands, and see you read books diligently, the regent is very worried about you will be healthy, so he decided to grab you to practice martial arts.]
[6 years old: It can only be said that you are destined to be a dragon and phoenix among men, no matter what the student is, it is not a difficult task for you, and soon you have mastered a set of extremely lethal punches, and you said that you can fight ten.]
[Talent, Heavenly Fist Star activated.]
[7 years old: found that you are gifted a can fight ten, the Prince Regent panicked, due to the fear that your future will be a set of boxing to kill him, the Prince Regent rushed to pull you away from the martial arts field, think about it, the Prince Regent decided to teach you to eat, drink and play open swing, the Prince Regent found a lot of beautiful courtesans for you to entertain in an attempt to make you into a waste of time, you decide how to do it?]
[1 Pendulum: How can you be born in an emperor's family and not have a pendulum? I'm not worried about my food and drink anyway!
[2 Refuse to swing: As an emperor, how can you be controlled by others? You only need one punch to kill the Regent's naivety, so why don't you punch him directly?
"I choose 1."
Thinking about it, I know that I can't possibly kill the Regent at seven years old, now that I want military power but no military power, and there are no loyalists around me, it's only true that I'm going to live in the first place.
[Clever you chose to hide your talent, you pretended to be greedy to have fun to give up learning, the Regent King is very satisfied with your performance, well, and then he went along with several of your courtesans to bring back home.]
"Fuck!"
What kind of trashy Regent? The emperor's woman also touched?
Although master has the condition of having to be a virgin this time, but you this directly bring home the palace maid is really disgusting ah!
Lu Yu decided, behind him, he is bound to burst to kill this Bean.
The king of the regency has decided to let you do something more outrageous to show the fact that you are a simpleton. He has proposed the following conditions to you and asked you to choose one of them to implement, which one do you choose?
[1. Kill for pleasure: Kill a loyal civil servant, the kind you'd kill yourself.
[2: The king of regents and your father's harem, a silver party, of course, you can only watch.
[3 Rude: Make a civil official who has done nothing wrong take off his clothes and dance in front of a full court.]
"..."
"Should I say it's worthy of top player talent? This choice is too toxic."
The seemingly three choices actually pushed Lu Yu into three different lines, the first being to become a tyrant, the second being to become a shibboleth tyrant, and the third being to become a brainless tyrant.
Come to think of it, it seemed like they were all tyrants?
"I'll go with 3."
Without letting the loyal civil officials die, Lu Yu had no choice but to choose to sacrifice a certain other civil official.
[Under the Regent's coercion, you chose to let a clean and upright civil official take off his clothes and dance in front of a full court, this civil official is a loyal and righteous man, he understands that you as an emperor have been completely controlled by the Regent, and there is no way around it, in order to protect you, this civil official took off his clothes and danced for a while, and then he crashed to his death on a pillar to prove his innocence!
"..."
Silently lighting a candle for this civil official in his heart, Lu Yu intensified his loathing for the Regent.
"When is this naive thing going to die ah system?"
[10 years old: as you grow up day by day, the Regent King forced you to do more naive things, the young you are powerless to resist can only accept, loyal to your loyal ministers one after another to be excluded, very soon, this year, full of civil and military and then no one loyal to your courtiers].
[12 years old: the regent completely dropped his guard on you, in his eyes you are a hot chicken, and you finally waited for an opportunity, in a certain day, he intends to pull your father's harem consorts to open a silver party, you finally found an opportunity to clean up after him, with the help of a small palace maid, you managed to three punches of dry crushing the regent, you finally got rid of him!
"Hey, what's your name?"
Just now, Lu Yu had finally gotten rid of this Regent King who had plagued the court for countless years, and to talk about the credit for killing the Regent King, this little palace maid standing in front of him was the one who deserved the credit.
Lu Yu today lured the Regent to his study, and then pretended to let the Regent open his favorite silver party here, but unfortunately, the Regent's sophistication was not fooled.
If this little courtesan acted well to fool the Regent and helped Lu Yu to deliver the weapon in time, today the Regent also this really not necessarily be Lu Yu.
"My name is Rita."
"Rita? Good name, after you don't stay in the study as a small courtesan, see you are very bright well, in the future will follow me to do a bodyguard it."