"...So, Who's next?" Kirschtaria asked as he held the new K.O Staff happily as he spun it around while it glowed purple.
[.....Why the hell is the Staff glowing like a flashlight?] Aion asked confused but was ignored.
"So, you going to upgrade that?" Kadoc asked Zeteo while referring to the giant hammer he has hugging "Hm? This? Nah. My baby here is perfect just the way It is." He replied while rubbing it gently with fond eyes like it was his own son.
"If my baby here gets upgraded, it may have a higher knockout percentage. I don't want them to sleep and escape that easily." He smiled brightly and innocently at the others who nodded.
[.... I'm pretty sure I chose a Human as a User, are you a Goddamn Demon?! ] Aion asked him
"He's biologically human, I think." Kadoc replied to Aion
[ Huh?! How did you even hear me?! ] Aion roared in confusion.
"....Plot?" Kirschtaria replied to Aion who went crazy again [ Even Him?! ]
"Anyways, gimme your Laptop." Zeteo said to Kadoc who handed him a advanced looking laptop that was definitely not there before.
"Tom." Zeteo said as Tom took the laptop and went to the Disco Box with a malicious smile.
The Disco Box trembled in fear as it looked at the trio all holding baseball bats, hammers and staffs and obediently opened the top of it and took the laptop.
[ Normal Laptop ]
[ Rank: Common ]
[ Literally just a normal high end laptop. Wait, why does this have 1 TB of Po- ]
Kadoc smashed the Box with his Baseball Bat as all the others looked at Kadoc with understanding smiles "Don't worry Kadoc, you're a teenager, it's normal for you." Kirschtaria said comforting, if it wasn't for his infuriating smile, he'd have believed it.
"I can lend you another TB if you want?" Zeteo offered as the others now looked at him ".....Give it to me later." Kadoc whispered after holding Zeteo's head in a headlock.
The Disco Box began to well, be a Disco Box as it began flashing multiple colours "Meow!" Tom threatened as he held the Box at gunpoint as it shivered and bounced in agreement.
The Box began to glow Blue but Tom shot near the box as it bounced and shivered and instantly changed the colour to Purple.
The Box trembled as it opened up while crying as if it had been threatened, the audacity.
"Good Job Disco, if you keep doing well, we'll even give you rewards." Zeteo encouraged as the purple light shined as the laptop reappeared.
The laptop was now a deep purple laptop with light blue lines running through the top of it.
[ Cutting Edge Laptop ]
[ Rank: Epic ]
[ A Normal Laptop that used to be well, normal but now thanks to a few Devils, it's now a supercomputer with it's own AI that's ultra durable, literally, it can tank nuclear weapons for whatever reason. Oh, the 1 TB of stuff is still there. ]
[ Special Feature: It can, for some reason turn into a throwable disc which can cut through most things, why? No one knows. ]
The purple colour of the laptop suddenly changed to blue and then opened to show a disc shaped object on the screen spinning around.
"Hello, I am the Laptop's current AI, pleasure to make your acquaintance Sirs, Cat and Fou" A polite mechanical voice said as the group of humans, cat and a Fou nodded, the AI was quite polite.
"So, do you have a name?" Kadoc asked the AI "Sorry Sir Kadoc, I currently do not have a name."
"Okay then! How about we name you Jar-" Zeteo began
[ Stop right there! Although it may not happen but, I don't want to get sued for stealing that name!] Aion shut Zeteo up as he shrugged.
"Okay, let's call you Javier then, is that okay?" Kadoc asked ignoring Zeteo as the AI, Javier, blinked it's screen "Affirmative, I shall respond to Javier from now onwards." Javier said and the laptop changed colour again to be black.
[ Is it just me or does the colour keep changing? ] Aion asked confused but was ignored again.
"So, Javier, what can you do?" Kirschtaria asked Javier who blinked colours again "I am able to access all sorts or data or write all sorts of codes" Javier said.
".....Can you hack the Training Simulator?" Zeteo asked curiously-
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"Haha! UNO!" Kadoc called out as they say on a giant ship in the middle of the ocean, wait, is that the Titanic?
"Mya! Meow!" Tom laughed as he put a +2 with Zeteo putting another+2, Fou also put a +2 followed by Kirschtaria who put a +4 with Disco Box who put another+4 followed by an +4 by Romani and one last +4 by Javier.
"Nooo!" Kadoc said heartbroken as he looked at the 22 new cards as he now held 23 cards while the others all laughed.
".....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ALL DOING?!" Alice asked as she suddenly materialised behind Romani and grabbed him by the ear "Ow! Ow! I'm sorry!" Romani begged with tears in his eyes as he looked at the others for help, only to see no one else but a pair of cards scattered across the floor and a dust ball rolling across the empty deck.
".....TRAITORS!"
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"So, anyways, who do you consider won?" Zeteo asked as they all hid behind a corner of the wall in the hallway as they watched Alice drag Romani away by the ear.
"As the Doctor was brave enough to sacrifice himself for us, we can consider him the honorary winner for the match." Krischtaria said as all of them nodded "Meow!" Tom said suddenly terrified as he grabbed Zeteo's pants.
All of them slowly turned back terrified to see Alice with a huge head and horns on her head "YOU ALL! COME WITH ME!" She said as she dragged them all away to the infirmary while Romani looked at them all with a smile "Heh, that's what traitors get." He said while being dragged by the ear.
[.....Why the hell does she have horns on her head? Is she the real Devil? ] Aion asked no-one in particular as it looked at the group getting lectured while eating popcorn.