As the first daylight shines through my blinds at 7 A.M I realise that I have been playing the videogame for far too long. It wasn't my intention. Suddenly I realise that the cereal I dropped yesterday on the floor was still laying on the ground. I couldn't care less, I had to stay awake, but somehow my eyelids weighed more than a thousand kilos, heavy as a rock, fast as an avalanche they were closing again and again. I couldn't remember what I was planning on doing, but it wouldn't be that important anyways, because there's only one thing that is really important to me and that is my internet friends. So I hop on to this platform to talk to them, as I procceed I hear it. The coffee machine of my parents goes off. I cannot go and look, it's way too early to be standing in the kitchen right now. It would be weird. Weird. That word haunts me ever since I have gained my consciousness. What really is weird and what is not. I do not know, everthing seems weird to me. But if we're going to be honest, being at 7 in the morning in the kitchen, that is certainly weird. So I try to come up with a new plan to pass the time quickly, I begin to realise. The harsh, loud drilling sound I was hearing wasn't by a coffee machine. It were small insects all in my pillow, it were termites. I could not believe my eyes, the most weirdest thing ever was in my room, I thought that would only happen in these normie movies, which as a side note are pretty weird. But what did I expect, living in a Strawberry Village, 300 miles from any civilasation, no it couldn't be, termites couldn't be living here. In my house? Out of all the places in the world they decided to live with me from now on? I have to eat them, so I swiftly threw them my chocolate balls cereal over to feed them so they can become fatter and I can consume them.
As I let them eat their food, I get back on the video game I was playing and I see a curious figure, a woman dressed as a man. I couldn't believe my eyes, this was the most precious being I have ever encountered. I had to be like her, I wanted her. But isn't it gay to like someone dressed like a man looking like a man and having every masculine trait there is? No, certainly not. Even though, everyone says otherwise I will not let them bring me down, this is my destiny, I am so consumed by her existence that I forgot my surroundings. Then it happens, the termites were eating my chair, I couldn't believe it, I jumped up and screamed: " WEIRD!". Not knowing that the coffee machine was indeed not an illusion and my parents stepped in asking me what happened. I did not reply. I wanted them to leave. They are so weird why would they just step in my room. So I neglected them and kept screaming about how weird everything was. I needed my coffee but I couldn't go. Because it's weird, but I still had a Monster, so I drank that. Instantly my attention went onto my new found love, I love her so much I forgot the termites and everything around me that they eat me. FUCK I screamed fortnite.