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The Jester Of Death

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Ever wondered what you’d do if the Angel of Death slid into your view at the very moment your life was hanging by a thread? What would you do if that Angel offered you a deal at that moment? Would you be wise or would you be a fool to accept the bargain? Well, meet Wisecracking Ken Argorus, the guy who decided to take that bet to become the Angel’s bounty hunter. The playful Angel of Death threw Ken, on death’s doorstep, a curveball. Now, who said death couldn’t be fun? Instead of bidding adieu to the mortal coil, Ken signs up for an extended life in exchange for hunting down nine immortals. Armed with wit sharper than the Reaper’s scythe, and gutsy determination, Ken stumbles into a bizarre world of hunters, mythical critters, eldritch creatures, nightmarish beasts crafted from exotic metamaterials and enigmas that’ll make your brain do somersaults as he develops eerie new abilities to aid his lethal quests. This ain’t your grandma’s fantasy series; it’s a wild blend of “Hunter X Hunter” vibes, “Solo Leveling” excitement, “SCP” shenanigans, and a sprinkle of “Lovecraft” horror. As a trickster who pirouettes through the infinitely vast flat world, Ken dives headfirst into a cosmic rollercoaster of laughs and peril and keeps both wisecracks and darker horrors at bay...for now.. In this madcap fusion of cultivation, progression fantasy and sci-fi, Ken ups his game as he plays the fool in a race against death itself. With powers growing and the stakes rising, it’s time to see how long our jesting hero can dance on the edge between worlds! “Jester of Death” invites you to join the party—because when life gives you a cosmic deal with the Angel of Death, you answer with a grin. The hunt is on.
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Chapter 1 - Death's Grip

His breaths came in ragged gasps.

The air down here is thick.

It's darker than I thought.

Gravity pulls harder too.

And it's too damn quiet.

The shackles fell from Ken's wrists as four hooded jailers clad in black stood silently on the bleak ground beside the great pit.

"Run!" The fifth jailer whispered as he unlocked the boy's handcuffs.

Without thinking, without hesitating, twelve-year-old Ken broke into a desperate sprint toward the forest. Though darkness engulfed everything, the faint light from the edges of Sawad - the black-hole-like sphere above outlined a path toward potential refuge.

The other convicts each chose a direction and imitated the boy, fleeing into the darkness.

Yet the moment he reached the edge of the dark forest, Ken glimpsed at something popping out of the dense bushes and felt something cutting his arm.

"Hein!" He gasped but didn't scream. He hesitated only for a moment, but it was enough for two more cuts to land on his torso and the left side of his neck.

Blood gushing from the wounds, Ken's eyes fell upon a skinny, wild-eyed man in rags. Saliva dripping from his mouth, the man gripped a shank made of bones in his right hand.

Instinctively, his body reacted, breaking into a sprint away from the man, deeper into the trees. He pressed his hand against the gash on his neck to stem the bleeding as he ran.

Those condemned to the Underground rarely found food, since they are food for whatever creatures roamed it. So naturally, their last resort to survive was to eat newcomers.

Or so said the fifth jailer on their way down there.

The Underground was a realm of perpetual darkness - no stars, no sun or moon illuminated the endless flat expanse. The only light Ken could perceive came from the distant glowing rim of a massive black sphere dominating the horizon called Sawad- the Sphere of Dark.

Fungal jungles sprouted of twisted vegetation. And within the jungles, life teemed in all its twisted forms. And all that those jungles promised were lethal dangers - a nightmare realm perfectly hostile to all.

He wants fresh meat I bet! Ken snickered as he continued running for his life.

Ken darted between the shadowy trees, his breaths coming in scruffy pants. He dared not look back at the hurling man crashing through the underbrush behind him. The cuts on his body burned as he clutched his neck.

Up ahead, the forest thinned. Luckily he was within the reach of the light of Sawad which filtered through the branches, still providing dim illumination.

If I could just make it someplace to hide, I might have a chance.

What am I thinking?! He snapped back to reality. Best die early. Still, I would rather end up fodder for a beast, a drake, or even a snake than that fella. The grin never left his face.

As he had these thoughts, Ken began to scream, trying to attract whatever creatures lurked near.

Suddenly, an exposed root snagged his foot. He crash-rolled into a clearing, spinning on the wet earth. Pain shot through his ankle and wounds as he urgently rolled over to face his pursuer.

He was hideous—a mass of a coarse and thin layer of flesh barely covering his bones. Saliva still dripped from his jaws as he bared his teeth in a growl. Beady brown eyes focused hungrily on Ken, devoid of regret, but filled with predatory joy. He was happy to be able to eat again.

There was no escape then.

The man reared up on thin legs, standing over six feet tall. He raised his right hand, ready to plunge the shank down. Ken stared defiantly up at him, grinning.

Abruptly, everything froze.

The swaying trees halted mid-bend. The wind died, the murmuring muddy stream not far from him fell silent, and the waving grass stilled.

Even the saliva droplets hung motionless in the air. The man remained suspended in his attack position like a statue.

It was as if time itself had stopped flowing, locking the world in place. The very air felt thick and stagnant.

"What the...!" Ken uttered in confusion.

"Don't mind me," A casual voice said. "Just thought you could use a break."

Ken whirled around to his right.

An otherworldly handsome man dressed in a crisp three-piece black suit with a white shirt and a loose black tie stood at the edge of the clearing, watching the scene with detached interest.

He was tall, slender yet muscular built. His fluffy and disheveled black hair fell carelessly across his forehead. While his sharp ice blue eyes peered out from a light-skinned, angular face.

With great amazement at the sight, and some effort to move, Ken heavily stood up, grimacing, as pain shot again through his wounds. I can move!

"Who are you?!" Ken demanded. 

"I have many names— King, Reaper, Guide. Some even call me a god, which is a bit melodramatic for my tastes. Name's Azrael." The man shrugged. "Not sure it'll mean much to ya!" He casually drove his hands in his pockets.

Why does he look human?! And why does he look familiar?! Ken's eyes widened in recognition. "The Angel of Death?!"

"Bingo." Azrael smiled, strolling closer. He gestured at the frozen man. "Nasty customer, that one."

For a while, Ken stared uncertainly at Azrael as he moved closer. His pitch-black locket dangled around his neck as he walked.

Ken did not notice it initially, but Azrael resembled him - both had fluffy, disheveled raven-black hair framing aristocratic, and extremely handsome faces.

However, where Azrael had piercing ice blue eyes, Ken's were an equally piercing jet black that seemed to stare into one's very soul. Though only twelve, the fair-skinned boy had a lean yet strong build from years of intense labor concealed under tattered beige rags.

If asked, those who knew Ken would say his most noticeable features were his tendency to go barefoot, the happy gleam that lit up his eyes, and his frequent wide grins.

"Did you...stop time?!" Ken wondered joyfully.

Azrael arrived a step away from the boy. "Not exactly. More like how this little scene temporarily adapts to my presence here," Azrael said leaning in conspiratorially. "Don't tell the other angels." He winked.

Ken just blinked, confused.

"You know what I am here for, don't ya!" Azrael smiled. "Yet the first thing you ask is how I do what I do! You aren't afraid, are ya!"

Ken did not reply, just smiled back.

Azrael's presence confirms it - Granny Kadoya's stories are true! There is another life waiting for me beyond death.

Paradise!

She used to tell me that if a man suffers in life, does good, and lives honestly away from greed and sin, he would eventually go to Paradise.

This is it.

This is my way out.

"That's bad," Azrael said, his piercing gaze steady. "Soon you will be, my little friend."

"Hein!"

Then suddenly, all at once, the world distorted violently around Ken. The landscape warped and melted before his eyes like paint in the rain.

He tried to cry out, but his voice died in his throat as the ground surrendered beneath his feet. He found himself submerged to the waist in a dark swamp, alone.

The handsome man who stood moments ago before him was gone, as was his would-be killer.

As if he had been transmigrated to another world, Ken gasped as he took in his new surroundings. Where there had once been solid ground, there was now a pit of thick, biting tendrils of black quicksand sucking hungrily at his legs.

Panic gripped his heart as he flapped his arms, struggling in vain to find purchase. Each motion only hastened his descent.

The gritty muck oozed up his torso, an unrelenting current that refused to relinquish its prey. Ken choked on mouthfuls of the vile stuff as it crept steadily higher.

Through the filth, he saw skeletal fingers extending loosely from the mud, leftovers of those who had come before as the swamp pulled him deeper into suffocating oblivion. 

Calm down! I must be already dead. And this must be limbo.

His wounds were healed, he was not in the Underground anymore, and the threat of the inmate was gone. Being here after the angel of death's visit meant one thing, I am dead, and this limbo that I must pass to get to the afterlife.

Trapped in suffocation loomed if he didn't do something quickly. Ken forced himself to still, regulating his breathing as best he could. He looked around for anything that could help, but there was nothing but the dark sand in all directions.

A memory surfaced - something his grandmother told him about those trapped in quicksand should do. Very slowly, Ken began to roll onto his back. It was agonizingly difficult with the suction of the swamp all around him, but bit by bit he managed to turn over. 

Now floating somewhat thanks to the buoyancy, Ken was able to move more freely again. He gave a mighty kick with his legs and one arm, propelling himself forward an inch at a time. It seemed a pitifully small gain against the vast pit, but he knew it was better than sinking helplessly.

After what seemed like hours of tireless struggle, Ken felt his outstretched hands brush against something solid. A shield, half buried in the sand. He clung to it feverishly as the pit redoubled its efforts to reclaim its prize. Lean muscles burned with pain from the strain of dragging his sluggish body upwards inch by painful inch.

Taking a ragged breath, Ken angled the broad face of the shield beneath him. Pressing down with all his weight, he used it like a sled to gain a few moments of relief from the relentless suction.

This is a lot of effort for someone who just died! Ken laughed. But being suffocated by sand without the relief of death freeing me is a nasty way to pass time in limbo.

After a brief pause, Ken continued his escape.

Inch by painful inch, again Ken dragged himself up and out of the clinging mud onto what passed for land in this strange world. He collapsed in exhaustion and lay there panting for several minutes.

Eventually summoning the strength to lift his head, Ken gazed out at his surroundings. An endless flat plain of black stone met his eyes in all directions. Not a single pebble, plant, or hill broke the monotony as far as he could see. The sky was bleak grey, and nothing more.

Yet there was a more immediate threat even than the barren desolation. As his vision adjusted, Ken realized the ground was scarred with countless dark pits. He edged closer to the nearest one and peered cautiously over the rim. A thick pool of inky quicksand bubbled lazily below, waiting to claim any unwary traveler who stray too close. 

A chill ran through Ken's sore body. How many souls had been swallowed never to return in that darkness?

Definitely a nasty way to pass the time here!

He backed away unsteadily and then surveyed the bleak terrain again with a more analytical eye. The pits were spaced at uneven intervals all around, making the entire plain a treacherous obstacle course.

But there had to be a way across. If he was very careful not to let his feet slip even an inch too near the edges, hugging the rim of the stone wherever possible, maybe he could navigate a path.

Ken steeled his resolve and set out into the unknown.

With no Bayad or Sawad to mark his progress, he wearily walked under that ominous and weird grey sky. The complete absence of celestial light unnerved Ken almost as much as the lethal terrain, yet the misty sky gave off some form of illumination.

He walked for what felt like hours yet could have been minutes, constantly scanning his surroundings for any sign of life other than his. That was when he caught a shadowy movement out of the corner of his left eye.

Ken froze, hardly daring to believe what he was seeing. Floating above a nearby quicksand pit was a humanoid figure, but one like nothing he had ever seen before. Its lower half dissolved into thin animal-like black tendrils that kept it upward, while its skin was a mix of ash grey and green. Two burning black orbs took the place of eyes.

As if sensing Ken's stare, the creature slowly turned its head. Its gaze bored into him with unsettling intensity. For a long moment, they studied each other in silence across the distance. Then an unnatural smile split its face, revealing sharp obsidian teeth. 

Without warning, it thrust out an arm and flung itself through the air towards Ken with terrifying speed. He stumbled back in panic, his exhausted body screaming in protest as he turned to flee. But where could he go under that relentless grey sky? The shadowy demon was closing in, its terrible screams echoing across the barren flats.

Just as the shadowy creature was about to wrap its outstretched claws around Ken's throat, a blur of motion intercepted it. The elegantly dressed Azrael emerged from the grey mist, launching a swift punch that shook the demon-like creature like a thunderclap, sending it tumbling backward through the air.

"Interrupting my business I see!" Azrael smiled. "You'll pay for this."

Azrael stood tall beside the lad, calm eyes tracking his foe as it picked itself up with a twisted screech. "My bad! It's not what I had in mind," He told Ken as he softly patted the boy's head. "Still, watch,"

Relaxed, Azrael then walked towards it.

Before it could recover, the creature spit and snarled, shooting toward the new opponent with uncanny speed. But where its prey had been stiff with fear, Azrael was liquid grace. He blocked, deflected, and evaded every blow with expert precision, circulating his foe with fluid footwork.

Realizing Azrael was beyond its grasp, madness took the creature. Ken looked on in horror as the thing's shape writhed, and from every pore black limbs tore free, lashing out assaults from every angle in a squirming cocoon of shadows. Still, Azrael artfully dodged each strike with serene precision while launching none of his own leaving not a scratch on his elegant suit.

Ken was transfixed by the display - their movements blurred into an elegant waltz. The speed at which they moved was unfathomable.

I shouldn't be able to grasp their movements, yet I can! Ken was confused.

Then a booted heel caught the creature mid-flight, sending it skidding away in a spray of fickle lump. 

Rising, its shape began to melt and warp, knotting into a single aberrant form - a hellish blend, a twisted melange of shadow and flesh, ready to drown its foe in a tide of wrath. It then shot itself back at Azrael with startling speed and the melee restarted. Mid-fight, its muscles, and limbs flowed in a psychedelic blur as four thrashing limbs emerged, then eight, then more than Ken could count.

The writhing mass of limbs threw a raging barrage at the angel.

Azrael blocked and parried the onslaught with relaxed ease, barely acknowledging each strike that should have ripped flesh from bone. The creature's fury seemed to amuse rather than threaten.

In the chaos of flailing limbs, as the creature was about to throw one rough punch from one of its elongated arms, its knuckle just barely grazed the ground. At that instant, the rocky ground instantly broke into a swarming mist of decayed ruin and shadow.

And right before that punch could reach Azrael, he instantly vanished.

Azrael appeared beside Ken, swiftly grabbing the boy's left arm, and he vanished again. They reappeared miles away, on a large surface of rocky ground, bearing witness to the creature's destruction.

Cracks raced outwards from the point of impact like a spider's web as shadows seeped through every fissure. Within moments, the blight-like demolition had reduced the rocky ground and all its surrounding pits to shadow ruins for miles in every direction. Yet Azrael was smiling calmly as chaos erupted around him.

Ken did not even have a moment to lift his head and look at his savior, since with impossible haste, the aberration flung back towards its prey.

Carefree, Azrael let go of Ken's arm and launched himself at the surging mass. The battle resumed with frenetic intensity. He flowed between wild blows with liquid grace, attacking from every angle. A snap kick here crumbled an elbow. A jaw jab there collapsed a flailing pair of claws. His fists and feet struck with pinpoint accuracy, each impact punctuated by an echoing crack.

But the creature instantly regenerated its wounds in a flash.

In the heat of the battle, the amalgamated horror widened its jaws, vomiting out a geyser of dark liquid. Azrael cartwheeled clear, letting the foul spray dissolve the ground behind him.

Yet in that split second, a shadowy tendril lashed out like a viper, snaring his ankle in a vice-like grip. Sensing softness, the creature attacked with a rough roar.

Unfazed, Azrael smiled. His next movement was a blur - a lightning-fast punch that hammered into the monster's gut with bone-shattering force. But where blood or guts should have spilled, a shadowy mass burst forth from its back, the mass was far greater than the body it housed - a roiling tidal wave of dark malevolence that threatened to engulf the battlefield.

That punch should've sent it flying, yet the beast didn't even move an inch from where it stood!

Undeterred, Azrael flowed into motion. He pivoted on his trapped foot, his body blurred into one full spinning rotation as he guided himself one step behind the creature and extended his right arm to capture the shadowy mass that emerged out from the flesh.

His hand caught the darkness within an elegant grasp.

With careless ease, he brought the squirming mass before his stern gaze. Through clenched fingers, black tendrils still tethered the black mass to the creature's ruined husk, wriggling like visceral umbilical cords.

With dwindling reserves, the creature threw all of its malformed bulk at the jailer in one final, desperate suicide charge. 

At the last instant, Azrael pivoted on his heel, redirecting his centrifugal spin as the body of the creature fell under his feet. As its essence collapsed beneath Azrael's merciless grip, the creature let out an anguished shriek that chilled Ken to his core. Its malformed body sliced and twisted in violent contortions, limbs swinging amongst dissolving flesh.

Through tearing tendons and cracking bone, it fought against the crushing grip tearing away its essence from its body. But with each contraction, more of its rotting shell broke off in sloughing chunks of tar-like substance.

Azrael's intensely blue eyes bored into the shadow's writhing form. "Disgusting," He remarked in a calm, amused tone.

Ken watched, transfixed, as Azrael's elegant fist enclosed the mass, squeezing with slow, inevitable force. Beneath his crushing grip, the shadow began to strain and spin, warping unnaturally through tremendous pressure.

A bestial scream pierced the air - a sound, unlike any, Ken had heard, filled with anguish and fury at the last wriggling links being torn from its body. The darkness pulsated madly, fighting to maintain integrity against its captor's control, but there would be no denial - not against this warrior.

Veins stood out on Azrael's arm as he squeezed even tighter, knuckles whitening with exertion, the mass began imploding upon itself, condensing into an ever-denser orb in Azrael's clenching hand. Still, his expression betrayed no strain, eyes alight with the pleasure of domination. 

With a wet, tortured slurping sound, the shadowy mass flowed from Azrael's fingers in a tight spiral flow to go inside his body. With its essence absorbed, the creature let out one final roar of impotent rage before crumbling entirely. All that remained was a mound of featureless goo, deprived of the darkness that had animated it.

Moments passed in silence.

Azrael relaxed his fist, as the last remnants of shadow dissipated from his fingers. He then turned to look at the lump of goo the shadow had left. But it was no more, only the faintest traces of black ash remained scattered across the dark stone.

Chest heaving yet posture relaxed, Azrael regarded his handiwork with the faintest hint of satisfaction. "As payment, I'm gonna borrow your domain for a bit," He spoke to the ash.

He turned to Ken with an appraising look, expression unreadable. "Not bad kid, you retained your sanity in its presence!" He grinned as he began walking away northwards. "Interesting!"

At that moment, shades from the black rocky ground began to sprout.