The initiation is easy. All we have to do is get some things in Emerald forest and hand them to Oz.
Now, entering it is quite easy. We are launched from the cliff. When I was launched, I flew directly toward the relics, landed, and picked up one.
It is easy to wait for someone to come. I closed my eyes for someone strong to come and get me. The Grimm won't sense me because I shut down my emotions.
Suddenly, my backup superpower warned me, which made me turn on my omnipotence.
The entire world came to a stop and I can sense powerful beings coming toward this world.
I saw little in the future and understood everything.
The entire realm changed as three people appeared in front of me. The surroundings turned white as we stood on infinite nothingness.
A strong curse tried to bind me, wanting to see how things play out. I let it bind me, it stopped my being in reality.
Of course, I can break free of it but I didn't.
The dark figure held me in the air. Then the three figures began to look clear.
One of them is Ozpin. Or should I call him Ozma from now on?
"Ozma, I didn't expect you to meet another God. What did she offer you?"
The light god spoke, his tone is divine. Of course, these are light and darkness gods, they are pretty strong for gods.
"What? What god?"
Ozma is confused. I don't blame him. The dark god hid me from his view.
"I see ..."
The dark god answered and immediately Ozma is out of this world.
"It seems, he doesn't know anything brother. "
The light god said the dark god on the other hand replied.
"Now what to do with this New God?"
The dark one replied.
"I'm not sure, it's not like she can do anything to us. We are absolute in this universe after all"
It's my cue to join I guess.
"Oh really? How about we test it?"
They got alerted, and as the curse shattered, I appeared in my God form.
"I wanted you as my pets actually. So, why not become my slaves? It's not all bad. I will give you the freedom to do whatever you want as long as you do what I told you"
Both of the gods transformed into dragons ready to attack me. But before they could, I paused them.
Walking towards them, I sighed "Why does the apex predator always have to be a dragon? You disappoint me, Seriously, even though I'm also a dragon. Once I let you experience my being, you will submit to me, it's unimpressive..... I lost interest in your world. Dragons... Dragons ... More dragons ... What to do? I will enslave you first. Then, I will think about it"
The two gods became my slaves as soon as I released my aura. I ordered them to guard my palace.
I read their minds and understood the true history of the remnant. Again, I didn't like the story, it's too simple.
I restructured the world where you can gain immortality.
I went to the OPM world after that taking Eri along with me.
I stayed with them as a normal housewife, I don't want to join in any drama.
As time progressed, Momo became S-Rank's No.1 hero. Although, she became No.1 hero. She didn't feel excited about it. She became indifferent to humans, she began to see the humans as weak ants that needed protection. Momo began to enjoy battles as that became her prime reason to be a hero. She disregarded human life after becoming number 1.
The God is dead as he fought Saitama.
Due to the death of God, strong monsters no longer existed. There are still present but not country busters.
Unlike Momo, Eri however followed a separate route.
As she grew older, she became overpowered. Eri became a mastermind leading the world.
She collected all the monsters and made them her pets. After she run out of monsters to subdue, she began to create them.
she terrorized galaxies with her monsters. I even gifted her the Darkness god powers.
When Momo asked why she was doing it, Eri answered "humans disgust me"
I could say she still didn't forget about Chisaki. Well, as long as she was not naive, I didn't care if she was good or evil.
I lived the rest of a few thousand years with Eri and Momo before they began to lose the spark of life as I expected.
They got bored of life, they didn't want to live anymore. They have everything they ever wanted and could ever want. They asked me for death.
I was in denial at first but I came to accept the fact.
To humans, immortality is a curse. They are just not meant to live long lives. They are just normal creatures that see themselves as special just because they can do things that are not meant to be done by them.
I realized this after I became Omnipotent.
That doesn't mean, I am angry with Momo or Eri's decision.
I let them die, well I just blessed them such that they will reincarnate again and again. They will not remember their past lives but in each life they live, they'll be the author of their stories. They'll be absolutely lucky and live the best life.
As I finally found myself on my castle alone.
I waited till end of everything.
Once I sensed the end.
I summoned all my slaves and servants.
I absorbed them, then I began absorbing the castle.
Now that I'm Absolute nothing matters.
My absorption increased to rest of the dimensions, universes, multiverses and the grand Omniverse itself.
Some reality benders resisted, sorry tried to resist but nothing worked. The same can be said to higher dimensions.
Finally, I began to feel the infinite nothingness as nothing exists anymore.
But... I absorbed even that.
The last thing that stood in front of me is the absolute god
"Or should I call you the abstractness of Ommiverse who calls itself the Absolute Godhood. Though, this is actually Godhood in a sense"
"It's good thing you got strong enough to know me. Anyway, lets start"
"Aren't you angry I just absorbed the whole Omniverse?"
"No, I don't care. Now, lets get this done"
I didn't deny him this time.
I absorbed him erasing his existence, finally gaining all True Omni-abilities.
Finally,
I am Absolute.
I achieved the Godhood.
**** COMPLETED*****
A.N: This is just a crack fic I made when I had free time. Hope, you enjoyed it. Well, there is no deep story or anything in this. So, I won't blame you even if you didn't.