Chapter 9 The King of Abstraction: Novice Villager Theo
Two kilometers to the east of Yili Village, there is a small grassland. Xia Mi and Theo drove a dozen sheep from the village here, and sat on the top of the grassland, watching the sheep grazing.
"Xia Mi, the Demon King has come to the world again."
Suddenly, Theo chatted about this topic, holding a straw in his mouth, looking forward with his eyes on each side.
"Then what?"
Xia Mi was sitting next to him, about half a meter away, he was still thinking about how to revive the slime, but was suddenly brought back to reality by Theo's words.
It's rare for this guy to have a serious topic.
"Finally, brave men and adventure groups will come into our village." Theo spit out the grass in his mouth, and looked at Xia Mi seriously: "You can see those female adventurers with breasts, thighs, long legs and very little fabric It's home. I haven't seen them for a long time, and I almost don't remember them now."
"..."
Xia Mi inadvertently touched Theo.
[Name: Theo Kiel]
[Race: Human]
[Status: Estrus]
[Occupation: Villager]
[Level: 4]
It turned out to be in estrus.
Suddenly enlightened, Xia Mi withdrew his hand and rubbed it with the grass beside him.
He is no stranger to Theo's behavior.
Theo Kiel, the only villager in Yili Village who is in heat for 365 days and can be in heat for 350 days, is also a remarkable existence in a sense.
It's no wonder, just because of Theo's facial features, which are as abstract as Picasso's portraits, he has basically cut off relations with women in his life. The women in the village turned their heads and left when they saw him.
Xia Mi also felt that Theo was a bit pitiful, so he always listened to his complaints about things like sexual fantasies, and by the way, poured cold water on him when he was about to go crazy.
"I really want to, I really want to see the women of the adventure group again soon." Theo suddenly sighed with emotion: "Then you can reward them while peeking at them."
"..."
It seems that the situation is still under control.
"By the way, Xia Mi, how does it feel to spend the night with a woman?"
Suddenly, Theo came and looked at Xia Mi with interest.
"How would I know. I haven't tried."
Xia Mi didn't want to talk about this kind of topic.
"Yes. Let me tell you secretly, I read in the book that the reason why sheep are called demons by Westerners is because of ****. This morning, I went to the sheepfold, ***** ."
Theo said vividly, making strange shapes with his hands in the air, and the sound beeped for a while.
Natsu Mi showed an unprecedented shocked expression.
"Wait, wait, at least people shouldn't do that kind of thing."
"No, no. I just tried it with my hands, and I didn't do that kind of thing." Theo quickly explained, "No wonder the heir to the Demon King is also an alien mother-in-law. Bah! Perverted! Disgusting!"
Bastard don't insult me please! These are two completely different things! An alien woman is an alien woman, a sheep is a sheep, this is completely different!
Also, what qualifications do you have to say such things!
Natsumi's world view was hit.
"Theo, I think you can consider the widow in the village."
"Huh? That stinky fat pig? Apart from the fact that her **** looks a bit like a sheep, there's nothing worth chasing her for."
"Just based on this... Also, she is a person? And, single?"
"I…"
Theo sneered, and just about to refute, he suddenly sat back on the grass and fell into deep thought.
Don't act like you're really thinking about it, hey!
Theo really began to think in a decent way.
Xia Mi said he was terrified. Although Theo was usually disgusting, it was a little disgusting, but he didn't deserve to be sat alive by the widow.
He thought about it, and had no choice but to talk about the cucumber.
"Theo...Have you heard of another meaning of cucumber..."
"What! This fat pig! How dare you do such a thing! I'm going to kill her!" Theo became angry, covering his mouth with his hands, "No... no, Xia Mi, I want to vomit..."
"Don't spit on me!"
At noon, Xia Mi and Theo returned to the village after the villagers who changed their shifts arrived.
Theo's face turned red, and he wanted Xia Mi to go to his house to pick up cucumbers and confront the widow together, but Xia Mi resolutely refused.
…
After Xia Mi became a full-level farmer, his efficiency in farming was much higher than that of others.
It took a morning to plow the field, but he finished it in an hour.
After finishing farming, he sat on the ridge of the field and began to think about how to get out of the village reasonably to get what he wanted.
According to the Monster Manual, three things are needed to revive a slime.
One is natural gum, one is water of life, and the third is his magic power.
He can easily obtain natural gum, and there are many trees near the village that produce gum.
And the other thing does not know what it is.
In other words, what is the water of life!
Don't be the first ordinary monster to be resurrected, just get such hard-to-collect raw materials!
"Xia Mi, you're so fast."
Theo, who was also plowing in the field, spoke to Xia Mi, and his progress on a field was less than 30%.
"Yes." Xia Mi answered Theo perfunctorily.
"I still have a lot to do here, it seems that I can only come back in the afternoon."
"Um."
"That's right. I'm going to have dinner with the widow in the village at noon. Do you want to go with me? Xia Mi, I found out that people are better than sheep in that kind of thing. But it's a waste of waist. I can't let her sit on it, it's too heavy ."
"Um."
"..."
"Um?"
Xia Mi recovered and was shocked.
"Wait, it's only been two days since you ran the sheep, why do you seem to have completed the plot of the village widow? Didn't you confront her?"
Did he skip some important plot by accident?
"What does it mean to complete the plot? I don't understand what you are saying at all."
Theo shook his head in confusion, and added his own words: "It's a long story. I went to confront her at noon that day. I didn't expect that when she came back from herding cattle, she happened to visit her dead husband's grave. He also wanted me to help her." Help me. I can't help it. After all, I'm a girl, so I agreed. I plan to settle accounts with her after the grave sweeping."
So far, the plot is pretty normal.
"Unexpectedly, the widow cried loudly in front of her husband's grave. She said that she was lonely and empty, and she wanted to die. She said that she was lucky to meet a gentle person like me, so she continued to live in the village. Hope to go down." Theo touched his nose emotionally, "I didn't expect this fat pig to know people, knowing that I have a gentle personality."
The focus should be on the phrase "loneliness and emptiness" by the village widow! And it's still in front of the dead husband, is it really okay to say such things?
Xia Mi's thinking fell into a blind spot.
"The widow lay on top of me and started crying. I took a peek at her and found that apart from being a little fatter, she actually looks pretty good, with a bulbous nose, oval face, and plump arms."
"..."
If Xia Mi hadn't personally seen the widow who weighed three hundred catties, had a face like a disc, and whose upper arm was thicker than his thigh, he would have believed Theo's words.
"You know, I haven't had anything to do for a long time recently, and her husband died for a whole year. The two of us couldn't help it, and we were OO in front of the grave..."
Xia Mi froze in gray and white: 6
(end of this chapter)