Touhou: Last embryo (WC)

"People in Paris what."

I blinked rapidly as my eyes adjusted to a sudden shift in scenery. Where the last thing I remembered was the gloom of my room and the computer screen before me was replaced by a wide expanse of lilies.

"What in the fuckity-fuck?" I plopped down on the dirt ground, trying to make sense of my strange situation.

Okay, think, Nick, think. How the hell were you isekai-ed? Vague instances of a sleep-deprived self flashed through my mind. I had gone on a...high-on-caffeine-adhd-fuelled-hyperfixated binge reading spree for 3 days straight and the last thing I did was...fill out an interactive CYOA....oh no...dear god, please, let this not be what I think it is....

I searched around my pantaloon franticly, my hand landing on the only thing within it's compartments. The company-issued phone handed out to all contractors with a big logo on the back to indicate how truly fucked I was.

"Motherfucker!" I cursed as my doubts were confirmed by the welcoming message that greeted me when the phone booted up.

I navigated to the build section in desperation. I was fucking out of my goddamned mind when I filled this shit out. And I knew damn well what kind of stupidity I could get up to in that state. I was worried about the trouble I may have gotten myself into.

I sighed in relief as I finished reading. I was in a bit of a pickle but thankfully I had the presence of mind to secure my defences so I didn't end up dying off spawn.

What would I think that could happen? Because I was in a poisonous flower field inside a death trap of a world called gensokyo. I thanked my lucky stars for buying body defence with the leftover credits. And yeah, I was in Touhou of all places.

All I had in mind when I picked this world was cute girls, which sober me now recognized was a dumb thought. But can you blame me? Ignoring the fact that most of the women here were man-eating monsters with sharp teeth and claws, they were very fuckable.

Maybe this wasn't so bad, after all...I had enough defences to not die to a random youkai...I felt the effects of stress defence kicking in as I began to see the positive side of things. I was chosen by an eldritch, slave-trading company, I might as well fulfil my responsibilities and do what they sent me here for...

"Ah! What do we have here!" A distant exclamation caught my attention.

I looked to the horizon where I could see a blonde blur flying in my direction at high speeds. I could barely make out the contours of the very obviously little girl's body as she approached me at an alarmingly fast rate.

"Slow down dumbass!" I yelled at her as I rolled for cover.

Her tiny frame impacted the spot I was standing on with a blast of wind roughing up my hair.

"Ugh." I hurried to move the locks out of my face. "Hey, watch where you're going next time. You almost killed me!" I turned to the perpetrator.

She did not look amused.

"Human. What are you doing here?" she snarled.

I took a good look at my attacker. Short, curly blonde hair, those mechanical joints, that fluffy dress, that pink bow, and the floating doll that resembled her. Oh, this was Medicine Melancholy. The human-hating murderous little doll....wait...I'm fucked, aren't I?

"Not gonna answer? So be it then. I'll carve out your grave right here." The crazy loli pointed her palms towards me.

"Err, wait, we can still talk this out!" I backed away slowly.

Medicine smiled cruelly as she fired a gust of purple gas which I could now identify as the poison she controlled straight at me.

"Aaargh!" I covered my eyes as they began stinging and I inhaled the poison mist in mouthfuls that would surely kill me otherwise.

But I was built different.

"That was NOT nice!" I rubbed my eyes annoyingly. "You're lucky I'm immune to poisons you psychopathic loli!"

Her eyes went wide as her jaw dropped. "Impossible! You're just a measly human!"

I barely opened my mouth to speak when another cloud of poison headed my way.

"Hey hey! Calm down now or you're gonna regret this!" I coughed violently as the funky purplish-red poison invaded my throat. It did not do any damage but it sure was unpleasant to get throat-fucked like that.

"Fuck! You asked for this!" I gritted my teeth. I was just thinking of making the most of this opportunity the company granted me, wasn't I? Fuck it then, she would be my first victim for trying to kill me right off the bat.

I called upon the power I bought from the catalogue. I regretted not buying any heritages that would make me a force to be reckoned with, but I digressed. The template I'd bought, that of Sakamaki Izayoi, was a strong one regardless. Even if it was nerfed by 3 whole tiers, I could still destroy a whole city block with one punch.

It was crazy to think that I now had nanomachines sealed inside my body that acted as a perpetual motion machine granting me super strength and speed.

And speaking of...

"If poison doesn't work then I'll rip you apart with my bare hands!" The doll youkai launched herself at me with glowing purple eyes and hands outstretched.

I dodged her claws with inhuman speed and moved behind her as she was still stuck in the same spot in mid-air. I grabbed both her hands and pinned them at her waist as I pushed her head down in the dirt.

Medicine's diminutive replica tried to go for my eyes but I gently flicked a finger in her direction, sending her flying accompanied by the strong wind.

The subdued girl beneath me was outraged. "Y-you!" she struggled, but I just shoved her face further down.

She couldn't speak again without swallowing some dirt.

I chose this time to address her.

"You messed with the wrong person. Now you'll be subjugated to the very thing you despise, to be made into a plaything by a human, robbed of your freedom forever." I chuckled as she strained to break free from my grip even more.

I pried free a hand to take out the stamp by clicking away on the company phone, slapping it right on her neck.

"Wh-what did you just do to me?!" Medicine growled, glaring at me from the corner of her eyes.

I decided to entertain her out of amusement. "I marked you. You will be mine in 3 days, willingly or not." I poked her cheek as I whispered, ramping up alluring whisper to the maximum for additional effect.

The furious doll shuddered before barring her teeth to bite my finger. I suppressed my instinct to jerk back and let her bite down as she wished. 

"Hmm, that kinda tickles. So my durability is only worth that much, huh? Well, it's only tier 5 right now..." I pondered as she continued to chomp down, attempting to elicit a reaction from me.

I was weak as hell when compared to the denizens of gensokyo, not to mention the moon goons and whatnot.

I would need to grow stronger if I wanted to capture them all. That meant I'd need to play it safe until I can do whatever I want. And what other reliable way was there besides more credits to spend?

I looked down at the adorable blonde still trying her hardest to detach my pointer finger. All this power was at my disposal, and it was merely the start of a wonderful journey...

I was just an average guy half an hour ago, and now I'd bested a superior species.

A youkai, predator of man, pinned under my knees, unable to resist my overwhelming strength.

Imagining the other, stronger individuals of this world similarly grovelling before me was a very pleasant feeling.

To be honest, I was slightly turned on.

I hooked my finger to the interior of her cheek, pulling it aside to grab her tongue by inserting my thumb together.

"Hmng??!" She let out a muffled sound of horror and confusion from the jolt that sticky fingers gave her.

I felt the urge to do a villainous speech, the possession of trace and information defence making me more comfortable in doing so without fear of eavesdropping. 

A quick check of the map app ensured no uninvited guests were nearby.

I closed in on her left ear and whispered, "You know, none of this would have happened if you'd simply stayed in your lane. Or well, not this soon at least. You were doomed the moment I was sent here as a contractor, after all. This entire world belonged to me now. Isn't that insane? One second you were all living happily ever after and the next you're sold into slavery by the agent of a worse-than-eldritch multiversal company. It's kinda funny in a way. For me, that is."

I twisted her arm as she groaned in pain and pleasure from the odd sensation of sticky fingers and alluring whisper combined.

Hmm, I was taking to my new role quicker than I thought.

Meh, I always knew I was rotten to the core. But I now had the power to act upon my desires.

Medicine squirmed, rattling her dolly limbs. Her helplessness served nothing but to fuel my growing lust.

"L-let me go!"

Were those tears pouring out of her glassy eyes? I bent down to lick them up. My captive flinched, turning away from me. Hmm, a tangy taste. No doubt, even her tears were poisonous enough to kill a whole village. I was perhaps the only person who could play with her so carelessly.

I glanced at her inviting nape, bringing down my tongue once again when my phone suddenly rang out.

"For fuck's sake."

I took a look at the screen annoyed.

It displayed a bunch of red dots with the names of characters congregating close by. That put an immediate damper on my mood. They could come across us at any time and I would be in big trouble if that happened.

Well, I couldn't die permanently with fatality defense but I sure didn't want to experience it for as long as possible.

Something weird occurred as I contemplated my options. A red mist came into view. It was creeping at around ankle height, slowly but surely advancing towards me.

Understanding dawned on me. "The first Windows game? This should be fun." I smirked, getting up.

Medicine hastily crept away from me and stood up defensively. She knew she couldn't win, but she still wanted to fight. Or did she think she couldn't run so she chose to stand her ground?

Either way, I didn't care anymore. "You're free to go," I said to her wide-eyed astonishment.

It must be pretty jarring to her how I went from nearly violating her to losing interest in seconds. But she would come crawling back soon, anyway. And I could be a patient man.

She hesitated, not trusting me. But when I stood still regardless, she recalled her doll friend who was watching from afar and bolted it without looking back.

I made sure she was gone before I took off too. It was time to see the people who had interrupted my fun. I could only hope they would make up for it.

...

By the time I reached the last shown location of my targets, they'd already moved far ahead. I followed their trail through youkai-infested areas like the road of liminality. Punching the pests that popped up into black mist was getting irritating, to say the least.

Thankfully, the two individuals that were left from the original group stopped right over the misty lake. The rest had dispersed or been defeated through battle from what the residues left behind told me.

Danmaku, huh? I don't think it applied to me, being an outsider and all. I was free game for the youkai here. Basically, fresh food brought in by the likes of Yukari Yakumo to satisfy the residents' taste for human flesh. They had no obligation to challenge me to a duel.

That said, I had no interest in playing non-lethally. But I could make a few for the heck of it.

Luckily, the foremost experts in the entirety of gensokyo were right in front of me in the forms of Marisa Kirisame and Reimu Hakurei.

I bent my legs and leapt, dropping right next to the shore, in between the hovering main characters.

"Woah there!" Marisa exclaimed, catching her hat that got blown from the wind I kicked up.

"Careful shorty, or you'll get carried away too," I smirked at her plight, watching her reorient her broom.

"Jerk!" She hissed.

"And who are you supposed to be? Are you the one responsible for this damned mist?" Reimu grumbled from the side, waving around a handful of paper amulets menacingly.

I shrugged. "Nuh-uh."

Marisa snapped angrily. "What do you mean 'nuh uh?!'"

I ignored her, pointing to the centre of misty lake, where a wall of mist obscured the scarlet devil mansion. "I'd wager the real culprits are hiding over there, though."

"Hey! Don't ignore-"

"Is that so?" Reimu cut in. "Let's get a move on then." She took off instantly.

"Hey, wait up!" Marisa shouted. "Grrr, I'll settle our score later, just you wait!" She gave me one last warning before catching up with her friend.

...

I thought they would be a little more suspicious of me, honestly...I was fully expecting a fight, but I guess not.

I realized something as I sat down leisurely, watching the girls blitz through a bunch of fairies amongst a hail of bullets.

I couldn't fucking fly.

In a world where every Tom, Dick, and Harry could.

That was unacceptable.

I needed another template. That was non-negotiable. But...I would need to wait a minimum of 3 days until Medicine was captured. I felt like sulking.

But a much needed distraction appeared in time. Good, I could do with some more credits.

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This fic is only a way for me to manage my wicked desires. So updates WILL be infrequent. Also keep in mind this shit is raw and unedited, because I didn't wanna put too much effort into something I'd only be using as a way to avoid procrastinating.