** Eli **
"I see there's something tastier than brunch going on here." May leaned over the salad bar and regarded the two new arrivers with a meaningful expression. Clearly, she had already reconstructed the whole scene of their love history in her head based on two sentences alone. "So my prediction in the early days wasn't far off — you two are really living the best life of kinky dreams together! Don't forget to thank me someday for all the help I pushed on you, Harper."
Hmm? Help? What help? Suspiciously, Eli looked over to Harper, wondering what reference it was that he missed, though his suspicion only grew stronger when his girlfriend grinned without explaining.
