Ash, filled with jealousy and envy at the luck of the scoundrel who had enjoyed himself with multiple women, remained a virgin for two lifetimes and used his hands to relieve himself. Unable to contain himself any longer, while hiding behind bushes and trees, he quickly moved forward until he came upon a large rock that offered a clear view and audible range of a couple's argument.
"F*ck! What the hell! When did monsters start talking in such fluent human language? Goblins are still acceptable considering it's somewhat common in novels and anime, but even ogres? This doesn't make any sense. How could this giant, ugly, bulky, bald creature with pointed ears, elephantine tusks, a potbelly, and a little brother of an early version of the Hulk even possibly learn human language? Don't they have their own language system?"
