INTRUDER IN THE CONJURER VAULT
"Damnit, am I watching a children cartoon?" I complained to Ratatouille.
"I recognize the song, 'Three Little Pigs'", Ratatouille said to me.
As the intruder came closer, it revealed itself to be actually a pig. A pig that could sing and even dance.
"What the hell is that pig? And why is it here?" I asked Ratatouille.
I followed the pig secretly as it went around the vault rummaging through the stuff.
"How did the conjurers let a pig come through?" I asked Ratatouille.
Suddenly, the pig jumped inside one of the magic cabinets, took a book before jumping out again, without even breaking the force field protecting the cabinet.
"This pig can pass through force fields like it was never there", Ratatouille said to me.
"Grab that pig", I told my Ratatouille.
"Golden Chains of Greed and Restrain"
Golden magical chains fell from the ceiling to lock on the neck, ankles and wrists of the pig thief, capturing him. The pig was bound and suspended in the air before us.
"Hey, who are you?" the pig screamed at us.
"I'm here to catch you", I told the pig.
"You can't catch me with this chain", the pig replied to me as he quickly broke free from the chains.
"What kind of pig are you?" Ratatouille asked the pig who could destroy his magic.
"I'm the Boar God", the pig replied to him.
"What are you doing here, pig? Erm Boar?" I asked the pig.
"Some bad people made me come here to find something. I got lost and only recently I managed to come here to this place", the Boar god said to us.
"Who made you come here?" I asked the Boar God.
"The Serpent lady and the rude bitch", he told me.
"Do they have names?" I asked him.
"Yes, they call the serpent lady Medusa, and the rude bitch is Sara", the pig said to me.
"Wait a minute, you actually look quite familiar", I said to the pig.
"Do you know me? I'm Pichana the most handsome God of the Boar", the pig said to me.
"Pichana is a familiar name", I said to the pig.
"Yes, told you I'm famous and handsome", the pig replied to me.
In my previous life, I knew a powerful Boar god in Pallantium who was reincarnated into a pig just like this.
"Hey, P-chan is that you?" I asked the pig.
"Who the hell are you?" he asked me.
"I'm Orion", I said to him.
"No, you are not. The Orion I know turned into a girl, the rude bitch", he said to me.
"It's a long story. But why are you here?" I asked P-chan.
"The bitch made me come here to steal a cube, but I got lost on the way here", P-chan said to me.
Rinna and Sara asked P-chan to look for the Tesseract of the Flesh in the Conjurer's Vault previously, but he got lost. He only reached the vault now.
"Don't worry about the cube, Medusa and Sara already took it", I told the pig.
"Really? I'm free now", the pig said to me and jumped up to dance.
"Three little pigs went out one day", P-chan started to sing again.
"Stop it. Stop it", I told the pig.
"What do you want?" the pig asked me.
"Can you take out the scrolls and books from inside the magic cabinets?" I asked him.
"Why should I do that for you?" he asked me.
"Because Sara wants you to", I told him.
"The Rude bitch? She's not even here", he told me.
"Alright, look at it this way. If you do what I asked, I will give you a reward", I told the pig.
"What kind of reward?" he asked me.
"Anything that you want", I replied to him.
"I want to be in a place where there are many pretty girls who will feed me magic potions every day", the pig told me his conditions.
"Done", I replied to him.
"Okay, agreed", he replied to me as he jumped into the magic cabinets effortlessly and threw out their contents.
"Summon copying drones"
I immediately brought out the copying drones that I borrowed from Sara, and they quickly scanned the contents inside those magical books, grimoires and scrolls.
When my drones were done copying, P-chan would return the books back into their corresponding shelves.
Soon, almost all the magical works inside the Conjurr court, Conjurer section were copied by my copying drones.
"Ah… hard work", P-chan said to me.
"Don't worry, you will get the reward that I promised to you", I replied to him.
P-chan finished his work and he started to sing and dance again.
"Hell, will you stop it", Ratatouille asked the pig.
We didn't stop his performance, but P-chan's performance ended prematurely.
"wee woo wee woo"
Suddenly, the alarms were ringing, and the guards rushed into the vault to check for intruders.
"How did you get into this vault earlier?" I asked P-chan.
"I just walked through the magical fences and came here", P-chan told me.
"Damnit, you must have triggered some alarm and the guards are coming inside to look for you", I told P-chan.
"Oh no, will they catch me?" he asked me.
"You must hide now", I told P-chan.
"You are surrounded now, surrender now", a Conjurer shouted toward me as P-chan suddenly disappeared to my surprise.
"It's me I booked this place for the day", I said to the conjurer guards.
"Did you see the thief?" the Conjurer guard asked me.
"Nope, there is only me in here", I replied to the Conjurers who quickly went around looking.
However, they found nobody inside the vault except me. Soon, even the Control Freaks came to check the vault.
"What happened here, Oriese?" Iras asked me.
"I don't know. Those guards said someone broke in here, but I am the only one in here as far as I know", I replied to him.
Conjurer Iras then brought me to a part of the magical fence around the vault and showed me a tiny hole inside the fence.
"Someone made this hole through our strongest magic fence. That is the reason the guards searched the vault, after they discovered this small breach", Iras told me.