The tests continued. His next one was alchemy which Albion knew nothing about so he knew he would immediately go to class F. Then there was physical fitness in which he thought he did pretty well at given his basic training and stronger physique. Spirit magic where he amazed the teacher being able to manipulate his affinities being part spirit. The teacher who loved spirits was extra kind to him. Then there was monster analysis, healing, religious teachings, and so many tests it was hard to keep count. All testing types different.
There were so many tests it took the whole day. The variety was massive. Some were difficult and some easy. But all of it really tiring when he got to the end. His room was right in the middle of the massive dormitory. Taking a while for Albion to walk back to it and go to his room. But when he looked around he noticed most of the spirits that were following were leaving.
Albion: Where did most of you go? {YES! FINALLY NO MORE WEIRD PEEPING.}
Albion noticed that during the tests more and more spirits left. Though some were still around. 30 of them still there with him.
Aquatic: They thought your life was getting more and more boring and went to find someone else. But we know better! You're too interesting to be boring. {Besides, I know you're trying to get rid of us. It won't be that easy.}
Albion: {Both an insult and a compliment in one sentence. That still kinda hurt though.}
Lily: I GOT IT!
Lilly popped out of nowhere right in front of Albion as he jumped back in surprise.
Albion: AHHH!
Albion jumped back into the wall as the spirits laughed. They couldn't see or hear Lily either. That was an interesting thing about Albion. They all thought he was crazy and unpredictable. Not knowing an actual angel was popping in and out of existence.
Lily: Oops. Sorry sweetie.
Albion rubbed his back as he looked up at Lily floating in the air.
Albion: It's ok. But what have you got?
Lily: A way to teach you about sexual relationships. To improve your relationship with Eve. I thought about helping you myself…
Albion: {Oh god please no!}
Albion backed up further into the wall with a look of shock on his face. Lily was beautiful, an 11/10 on any scale, nice, and caring. Perfect for anyone. But Albion saw her as a mother. Doing that with her in nearly any circumstance would ruin what they had. And Albion didn't want to ruin that.
Lily: No, god no! {I did think about it.} BUT NO! Instead, I'm going to help you. Not in that way! I'm going to take you to the red light district near here.
Albion: {That's cheating!}
Lily: No, I'm going to take you there to see others have sexual relations and learn about it. Besides Eve let you.
Albion: {That sounds like stalking!}
Lily's suggestions weren't getting any better for Albion as he continued to protest. Lily kept on throwing out options which were all bad. Not a single one sounded reasonably good to Albion.
Lily: You know not agreeing to any of my options isn't helping. It's either those or me telling you. A book can only go so far.
Lily said floating in the air. Thinking to herself about what they could do.
Albion: {THEIR ALL BAD OPTIONS!}
But when Albion shouted in his head, Lily looked at Albion with a glare.
Lily: Young man don't raise your thoughts at me.
Lily sternly pointed at Albion as she was serious about teaching him how to have proper sexual relations. After seeing what they were doing previously she couldn't allow it. Even if they did enjoy it. It was… disturbing to watch her son do such a thing. But weirdly she couldn't take her eyes away when they were doing it.
Albion: {I'm… I'm sorry. I just really don't want to do this.}
Lily saw on Albion's face that he was sorry as she kissed Albion on the forehead with a smile. Looking Albion in his eyes.
Lily: Do you want to be able to have a long healthy relationship with your girlfriend?
Albion: {Yes.}
Lily: Do you want to be able to get her off?
Albion: {I guess so.}
Lily: Do you want to give her mind-breaking orgasms that will leave her shaking, being the first person in history to ever defeat a goblin at their own game?
Albion: {I… I don't know about that one.}
Lily: The correct answer is yes.
Albion thought subconsciously that this was probably going to be a very bad idea. An extraordinarily bad idea. But he couldn't help but wonder what she was going to teach him. She was an Angel. How bad could it possibly be? Angels are supposed to be pure beings, aren't they? He even got a skill called Pure Mana, how bad could it be?
Albion: {Fine. Yes.}
Lily: Great! Now sit down properly. I'll tell you about all her erogenous zones. What she talks about when she masturbates. How she masturbates. I tell you everything you need to know. We WILL go to the red light district so you can learn Nymphomancy. And I will have you become something of a sex god! Not literally. {Let's go, Lily! Already being a great mother when it's the father's role to teach a boy about these things!}
Albion: {That… that magic. It's sex magic, isn't it?}
Lily: Yep! Magic based all around sex and sexual intimacy.
Albion: Wait! How do you know what Eve masturbates about?!
Lily: The spirits find your relationship interesting. I also went to see what she was doing one time. There outside she was going at it and she was enjoying herself thinking of you… also, I watched her to help you for a moment like this.
Albion: W… WHY?!
Lily: I'm your mommy. I have to help you with things like this. Now let's begin our first lesson. How she stimulates herself?
Albion then sat there and listened to her talk and talk. Demonstrating motions with only her hands. Albion was pretty sure he shouldn't be hearing any of this but he couldn't say it wasn't interesting. The fact Eve loved the size of his member even though he hadn't finished growing yet. How she had large and very sensitive erogenous zones on her larger ears. How she would say she wanted kids with Albion while masturbating. Albion couldn't help but like and find it interesting what Lily told him. Even techniques that would get her off. When Albion asked how she knew such in-depth things about intimacy as an Angel she flat out denied telling him anything about it.
So after she was done, Lily was ready to move on to the next part of her intimacy lesson with Albion.
Lily: Now let's go and find a sex shop in the red light district!
Albion: {*Sigh* It's probably going to be the same as earths ones.}
Lily: I can tell you right now. It's nothing like what you grew up in.
Albion didn't quite believe it. All red light districts were the same. Even if it was a high-end street, prostitution, lap dances, services, people. They all remained the same.
Albion: Let's go then.
Albion said as spirits flew in front of him as he stood up.
Everyone: Go where?
The spirits all looked at Albion as it looked like he was talking to himself the entire time. Every time they looked at him talking to Lily they thought that Albion was just crazy.
Albion: {I completely forgot they were here!} To the red light district.
Aquatic: I KNEW I WAS RIGHT TO STICK AROUND!
Aquatic span around in joy as Albion got ready to go to the red light district. A district of debauchery and pleasure.