After Jiang Jiamian figured it out, he made up his mind and knew Yin You's plan. He felt confident, so he didn't panic and played the role of a silly boy to his heart's content.
Jiang Jiamian put on the outer robe, but the straps were tied crookedly, but he didn't seem to realize anything was wrong. He reached out to pick up the inner robe and put it on with all his strength.
However, the middle coat itself is slimmer than the outer robe. The loose outer robe is already worn, so how can the middle coat fit properly?
In the end, it turned out to be wrinkled on his body, looking funny and ridiculous with his messy hair.
"Pfft."
Yin You, with a sullen face, probably couldn't hold it in anymore and broke through his defense in an instant.
Jiang Jiamian rolled his eyes inwardly.
Damn, he actually teased him like this, huh, if he doesn't avenge himself, it will be hard to get rid of this hatred.
"I, I'm dressed." Jiang Jiamian raised his head and looked at Yin You a little at a loss.
Yin You lowered his eyes and saw that his bare feet were still on the floor. He pointed at his shoes and said, "Put them on, and let's go to court."
Jiang Jiamian slowly put on his shoes.
The system couldn't help but chuckle, "Host, do you have to put it on inside out?"
Jiang Jiamian's face darkened, "No need!"
Even the system dared to make fun of him. Now, the hatred for Yin You has reached the next level.
As for wearing shoes, not to mention that there is a 50-50 chance of wearing them wrong, even if the original owner is a fool, he still will be able to tell the difference.
"Let's go to court." Yin You actually had no intention of correcting his mistake until now. He let Jiang Jiamian wear it like this and took him out of his room.
Jiang Jiamian felt a little uneasy, "Fuck, he hasn't found out the result yet, is he really planning to shame me so much?"
Jiang Jiamian originally thought that if Yin You was trying to test him out, he should also correct him at the last moment when he wears the wrong clothes and dares to go out.
It's impossible to really let him go to court like this.
But now, they are outside, and Yin You has no intention of stopping.
But soon, Jiang Jiamian discovered something strange.
On the way from his residence to the court building he didn't meet a single eunuch.
This doesn't seem like a coincidence.
It seems like someone gave an order.
Without squinting his eyes, Yin You led him all the way up the steps of the court.
As soon as he entered, Jiang Jiamian's pupils shrank suddenly. Unlike what he imagined, the civil and military officials would be waiting anxiously and talking and would be shocked when he appeared. But this time, there was no one in the huge room.
Except for him and Yin You.
"Hiss!" Yin You was surprised, "Why is there no one? Oh, look at my memory. I originally asked all the civil and military officials to come to court tomorrow, but I remembered it wrong."
Jiang Jiamian: "..." Haha, he believes this bullshit.
No wonder Yin You was so stable and never mentioned the wrong-dressed clothes. He was just waiting to come here.
"I made a mistake and misremembered the date of the last court meeting." Yin You said hypocritically, "Your Majesty must be tired after walking all the way. I'm afraid he won't have the strength to go back for a while."
Jiang Jiamian: "..." So what does he want to do?
Yin You turned around and took Jiang Jiamian's hand, pulling him up, then pressing his shoulders and letting him sit on the dragon chair, "I didn't pay attention just now. The emperor seems to be wearing his clothing wrongly. How about the emperor re-wearing his attire?"
Jiang Jiamian: "..." Something is wrong with him.
Jiang Jiamian played the role of a fool conscientiously. He looked at the audience confused, "Why is there no one today?"
Yin You suddenly took a step forward, blocking his view of looking down, "No, aren't you and me here?"
Jiang Jiamian pursed his lips and looked at Yin You who was standing in front of him, "Then how do we hold court session today?"
Yin You lowered his eyes, unable to distinguish his emotions, and saw that he put his two arms above the young emperor. The left one and the right one were placed on the armrests of the dragon chair, trapping Jiang Jiamian firmly on the dragon chair with nowhere to escape.
Then, under Jiang Jiamian's blank gaze, he raised his hand and untied one of the straps of the messy undershirt he was wearing, "We are not going to have a meeting today."
Jiang Jiamian understood what this guy wanted to do, and couldn't help but feel a little confused.
He poked the system excitedly, "He's so coquettish, I like him so much!"
Tsk tsk tsk, he didn't expect that Yin You was so flirtatious.
System: "..." No, no, no, he can't be as coquettish as the host.
Looking at Yin You's handsome face so close at hand, Jiang Jiamian felt as if he could smell the scent of his hormones.
He blinked his innocent big eyes, a little confused, "If we don't, what are we doing here?"
Yin You's face came closer again, his heavy eyes fell on Jiang Jiamian's somewhat immature face, and he pulled off the clothes that had been untied before, "The emperor's clothes are not right, I will help him put them on again."
Jiang Jiamian let him take off the clothes as if he didn't know how to say no, but he still felt that something was wrong, he thought for a while, "But, in the past, eunuchs helped me get dressed, and they were in the palace where I slept, not in the courtroom."
System: "..." Oops, it seems like it's happening again. From what it heard, the host was secretly mocking that Yin You wanted to replace the eunuch.
Yin You seemed to sense the awkwardness, and the movement of his hand suddenly stopped, and his face darkened, "The eunuch is not here now." Damn it, why has he been frustrated by this foolish bun several times since yesterday.
But the other party was too stupid to realize it.
So much that he could only sulk to himself.
"Oh." Jiang Jiamian seemed to see his face darken, and the fear of him suddenly crept up. He was so scared that he didn't dare to talk anymore, and he bowed his head obediently and stayed still.
Yin You's breathing became heavier. Looking at Jiang Jiamian's obedient appearance, who was ready to be manipulated and didn't even understand what it meant to resist, the impulse in his heart became clear again.
Yes, since he already has thoughts about this fool, why bother himself?
"Good boy, raise your head." Yin You's voice was already hoarse, "Look at me."
Of course, Jiang Jiamian did not dare to disobey, biting his lower lip and obediently raising his head, his eyes as moist as a deer's. He looked at Yin You with a slightly confused expression.
Seeing him like this, Yin You suddenly raised his hand to wrap his arms around Jiang Jiamian's shoulders, lowered his head, and kissed him.
The disheveled young emperor was pressed down on the noble and luxurious dragon chair that seemed a little too big, with nowhere to escape.
"Well..."
The young emperor's originally pale cheeks quickly turned red, and he could hardly breathe.
"Wuwuwuwu." In Yin You's crazy kiss, Jiang Jamian seemed to be suppressed, and he couldn't help crying, and the crystal tears flowed rapidly down his cheeks.
The two of them pressed their cheeks against each other, and Yin You noticed the coolness on them. He paused slightly and then lowered his eyes to realize that the face of the person he was holding and kissing was already red from suppressing it, and was crying uncontrollably.
Jiang Jiamian seemed frightened by his sudden kiss.
Yin You originally planned to treat this fool as a plaything and wreak havoc out of him, but for some reason, when his eyes met the person in his arms who was crying so hard that his shoulders were trembling, he felt a little unbearable.
It's ridiculous, he actually wants to pity this fool just because he cries.
Yin You pulled his lips away and looked at the frightened Jiang Jiamian. The intolerance in his heart became more and more obvious, which made him a little irritated. He didn't want to pity a fool.
Yin You said coldly, "Don't cry."
After he finally stepped away, Jiang Jiamian, who was gasping for air, was frightened by his cold voice and shed even more tears.
But because of fear, he quickly raised his hand and covered his mouth, trying to prevent himself from crying.
Yin You frowned, damn it.
He actually couldn't bear it anymore.
The original plan was to forcefully have him here, regardless of whether he cried or not, whether he was in pain or not, whether he wanted to or not.
But when things came to an end, he found that he couldn't go on any longer.
Yin You let go of his hand a little upset. His body had already reacted. The arrow was on the string and he had to fire it.
But Jiang Jiamian is like this...
It's a pity that Yin You may not know that Jiang Jiamian's face is filled with tears, but his conscience is busy making a bet, "Do you think he will do it this time?"
System glanced at Yin You, "Probably not? He looks down on you, a fool. Being a fool will make him feel that you are not worthy and have dirtied him."
Jiang Jiamian: "..."
Jiang Jiamian sneered, "System, are you looking for death? Do you dare to despise me?"
The system was sorry, "No, no, no! I just made a guess based on his personality!"
Jiang Jiamian snorted coldly, "I bet he will."
Because Yin You had already reacted, he couldn't believe that he could still hold back even though he had reached this point.
Yin You took a few deep breaths and looked at Jiang Jiamian who was crying but didn't dare to cry.
Yin You voice slowed down, "Stop crying, be good."
Jiang Jiamian cried so hard that he couldn't breathe. Seeing that his face improved, he dared to speak with sobs, "Don't eat me, don't eat Jiamian. Jiamain will be very obedient in the future, okay?"
Yin You was startled, he was a fool, how could he know that he was going to 'eat' him?
No, that's not right.
A fool wouldn't use this term... A flash of light flashed in Yin You's mind, and he seemed to understand, and he suddenly felt dumbfounded, "How did I eat you?"
Jiang Jiamian sobbed, "You opened your mouth and bit me, it made Jiamian breathless. No, it wasn't because Jiamian was disobedient. Do you want to eat me?"
Yin You was amused by his scared look, and his mood also improved. He whispered, "I don't want to eat you."
Jiang Jiamian still had tears in his eyes. Hearing his words, he raised his head blankly, "Then, what are you doing?"
Yin You hooked up his lips and raised his hand to rub the top of Jiang Jiamian's head, "This is a kiss. It is something only people do with the person they like."
Jiang Jiamian's eyes were full of innocence, "Then, the regent, does he like Jiamian?"
Yin You's movements suddenly stopped, and he realized that he had just said something unexpectedly, and was stunned by Jiang Jiamian's question.
Does he like this fool?
What a joke, how is that possible?